Results:
Sheamus, Rey Mysterio, & Sin Cara def. Chris Jericho, Dolph Ziggler, & Alberto Del Rio

Brodus Clay def. Jack Swagger

Vince is out to start the show, and thanks the fans. We get a quick "Thank you, Vince!" chant, then Vince brings out DX

Standard D-X stuff. Lame juvenile comedy from Shawn and Hunter giving cheap plugs for merch.

Then they bring out X-Pac, Billy Gunn & Road Dogg in an army jeep. It gets a good pop.

Not going to lie... D-X has been out for about five minutes now, and I am already bored of it.

Sandow interrupts DX. I popped for it. Shawn suggests that they hear Sandow out.

Sandow cuts a great promo. D-X says that they need a moment to plan as a group and decide whether or not they are going to listen to Sandow. We get a chant of "SWEET CHIN MUSIC!" Then Sandow eats one, and Hunter Pedigrees him.

I think all this marking out is gonna give me a heart attack. I FUCKING LOVE THIS RAW

I really didn’t enjoy any of this aside from Sandow, but, unfortunately, I can sense more of the same coming. This is going to be a nostalgia show, and that means both the good nostalgia and the bad nostalgia.

JR comes out to do commentary.

Up now is Rey, Sheamus, & Sin Cara vs. Ziggler, Jericho, & Del Rio

Sheamus gets the pin on Y2J after Ziggler punches Jericho, then Sheamus hits a Brogue Kick.

Cole and Lawler are now talking live, via Skype, with Charlie Sheen. He makes some dumb jokes.

finally got here, like the new RAW logo

the hand grew up.

Mea Young's son. Fan fucking tastic. I'm dying.

Layla asks AJ if she wants to go through with the wedding. AJ says yes, then we get cameos from Hacksaw Jim Duggan, Roddy Piper (playing jump rope with R-Truth and Little Jimmy), and Mae Young... with her son...a guy in a giant hand costume.

Brodus vs. Swagger is up

Is it me, or is this the first time that cameron and naomi show skin?

kiel297 wrote:Mea Young's son. Fan f***ing tastic. I'm dying.

This! Seriously, that one gag made sitting through the rest of that segment worth it.

Brodus introduces Dude Love.

cero2k wrote:Is it me, or is this the first time that cameron and naomi show skin?

No. They aren't showing much more than normal

Swagger looses in about fifteen seconds, then gets the Mandible Claw from a tie-dye Mr. Socko