1000th Raw Live Results & Discussion

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Results:
Sheamus, Rey Mysterio, & Sin Cara def. Chris Jericho, Dolph Ziggler, & Alberto Del Rio

Brodus Clay def. Jack Swagger

Vince is out to start the show, and thanks the fans. We get a quick "Thank you, Vince!" chant, then Vince brings out DX

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Standard D-X stuff. Lame juvenile comedy from Shawn and Hunter giving cheap plugs for merch.

Then they bring out X-Pac, Billy Gunn & Road Dogg in an army jeep. It gets a good pop.

Not going to lie... D-X has been out for about five minutes now, and I am already bored of it.

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Sandow interrupts DX. I popped for it. Shawn suggests that they hear Sandow out.

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Sandow cuts a great promo. D-X says that they need a moment to plan as a group and decide whether or not they are going to listen to Sandow. We get a chant of "SWEET CHIN MUSIC!" Then Sandow eats one, and Hunter Pedigrees him.

[kiel297]

I think all this marking out is gonna give me a heart attack. I FUCKING LOVE THIS RAW

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I really didn’t enjoy any of this aside from Sandow, but, unfortunately, I can sense more of the same coming. This is going to be a nostalgia show, and that means both the good nostalgia and the bad nostalgia.

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JR comes out to do commentary.

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Up now is Rey, Sheamus, & Sin Cara vs. Ziggler, Jericho, & Del Rio

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Sheamus gets the pin on Y2J after Ziggler punches Jericho, then Sheamus hits a Brogue Kick.

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Cole and Lawler are now talking live, via Skype, with Charlie Sheen. He makes some dumb jokes.

[cero2k]

finally got here, like the new RAW logo

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the hand grew up.

[kiel297]

Mea Young's son. Fan fucking tastic. I'm dying.

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Layla asks AJ if she wants to go through with the wedding. AJ says yes, then we get cameos from Hacksaw Jim Duggan, Roddy Piper (playing jump rope with R-Truth and Little Jimmy), and Mae Young... with her son...a guy in a giant hand costume.

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Brodus vs. Swagger is up

[cero2k]

Is it me, or is this the first time that cameron and naomi show skin?

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Mea Young's son. Fan f***ing tastic. I'm dying.

This! Seriously, that one gag made sitting through the rest of that segment worth it.

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Brodus introduces Dude Love.

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Is it me, or is this the first time that cameron and naomi show skin?

No. They aren't showing much more than normal

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Swagger looses in about fifteen seconds, then gets the Mandible Claw from a tie-dye Mr. Socko