RAW Discussion 3/12

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Tonight's RAW is supposed to have the Rock Concert & Cena rapping. Idk if they're doing that AGAIN or if they're airing both their previous stuff. Either way, it doesn't seem very relevant except that it's taking time away from things. Undertaker & apparently HBK are going to be around again tonight, Taker is going to confront HBK about him being named the guest referee for Mania.

John Laurinaitis is back charge of RAW this week after Teddy Long ran the show last week while Mr. Excitement ran SmackDown. Last week Santino Marella defeated Jack Swagger to capture the United States Championship and retained it last Friday, so maybe we'll get another match tonight. You just never know.

Results:

Sheamus defeated Dolph Ziggler w/Vickie Guerrero.

Mark Henry & David Otunga defeated Santino Marella in a Handicap Match.

Brodus Clay defeated Jinder Mahal.

CM Punk defeated The Miz.

Randy Orton defeated Jack Swagger.

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Jerry Lawler is in the ring hyping the Rock & Rap concert.

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I guess it begins right now, Cena comes out to his old music dressed in a throw back Cavaliers jersey, chain and backwards hat.

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Good way to get some love from the crowd, Cena compares Rock to LeBron James in Cleveland.

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Cena calls Rock Miami fried chicken sh*t. This rap certainly ain't PG. I like it!!! He started kinda weak but picked it up at the end.

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Yup, HBK & Taker are going to have a face to face tonight.

Vickie Guerrero is out now to introduce Dolph Ziggler who gets a pop from the crowd being an Ohio native i'm assuming.

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Ziggler's opponent is...Sheamus.

Sheamus won't lose this one.

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Sheamus is basically beating the crap out of Ziggler so far, very little offense from Ziggler.

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Sheamus knocks him out the ring, Vickie distracts Sheamus long enough for Dolph to go under the ring then crawl out the other side. Dropkick by Ziggler on Sheamus, now he tosses Sheamus into the table. As he crawls away from it, there is a visible welt on Sheamus's back.

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Daniel Bryan & AJ are in a skybox watching the match. Josh Matthews is interviewing him and comments how Bryan told AJ to shut up. Bryan denies it and has Matthews ask AJ who also denies it as well.

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Holy crap, Sheamus catches Ziggler who then rolls Sheamus up only for Sheamus to just pick him up on his back from that position.

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Brogue Kick and Dolph is out like a light. Sheamus gets the 3 count.

Very strong opening contest.

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John Laurinaitis is joining Cole & King for a Mixed Tag Team match, scratch that it's a Handi-cap match.

Santino vs Otunga & Mark Henry.

Santino is the captain for Teddy Long's team while Otunga is the captain of Laurinaitis's team.

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Now Teddy Long is walking towards the ring

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Long helps Aksana off the ring apron which distracts Santino. Now he's getting in Laurinaitis's face and he's pushed him again!!

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Henry hits the WSS on Santino and thats it.

Otunga is now slapping Santino while Henry holds him. Kofi runs down and starts getting his a** kicked. R-Truth now runs down and is getting a beating of his own.

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Henry is now the newest member for Team Laurinaitis.

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Eve is shown walking in the back, Ryder asks her about the kiss from last week. Really?!! Has he not seen ANYTHING from he wasn't on RAW? Stupid as hell, it's like Ryder lost his brain or something the last time Kane attacked him.

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Miz wants to be on Laurinaitis's team and interrupts his phone call. He's brought along James Roday.

If Miz wins tonight he's in, his opponent is CM Punk. Roday is the guest ring announcer.

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Hey hey!!! Brodus Clay is back after the commercial break