I was in one of the local supermarkets in my town om Friday and saw a film "The River Of Darkness" featuring guys from TNA or more specifically Kurt Angle, Kevin Nash, Psycho Sid ^:)^ and former WCW star Glacier. I read the back and thought for £8 **** it ill buy it!!!
For those who havent seen it, the story is based around Kurt Angle who plays a sheriff in a small town in the states. Anyway to cut a long story short, people in the town keep getting mysteriously murdered. It turns out that Sid and Nash and some other dude are brothers who are killed and come back as zombies to kill everyone else!!!!
The actors they have supporting the four wrestlers are VERY poor and the filming is poor too, infact Angle is proberly the best actor in the whole film, Sid still has his EPIC stare that he does that made him such a massive heel in pro wrestling in the 90s.
Then when its just about the actually get intresting it cuts off and makes absoulate no sense of what has happened!!! If you see it in your local video store i wouldnt waste your money!!!
Id give it 1 our of 10!!!!
And thats only because it has Psycho Sid in it!!!
Glacier doesnt seemed to have changed, in the 14 years since i last saw him.
Angle should stick to wrestling, Yes he really is the best actor in the film BUT he should really have appalling films like this on his CV.
And as for Nash if you want to see him in a good film, id go for The Longest Yard with Adam Sandler.
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TNA's River Of Darkness - Worst Film EVER!!!
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