BRM Reviews the 10/16/2014 NXT

[Big Red Machine]

BARON CORBIN SQUASH- snore.

SAMI ZAYN & TYSON KIDD SEGMENT- decent stuff, and it set up the main event. Sami's line about Tyler Breeze having Nattie's phone number seemed a bit too mean, though.

THE LUCHA DRAGONS vs. TEAM THICK (Buddy Murphy & Wesley Blake)- 1.25/10
Another short match. That running suplex from Buddy Murphy was pretty cool, though.

MOJO RAWLEY PROMO- his shoulder is injured so he will be out for a while. He is going to come back more focused, and comeback with "rage" and a "vengeance." This was all good until he ended it with the "I stay hyped" catchphrase.

CHARLOTTE vs. BECKY LYNCH- 3.25/10
Not bad, but short.

ASCENSION PROMO- good

THE LEGIONNAIRES vs. ENZO AMORE & COLIN CASSADY- no rating. GREAT segment.
"If me an' Enzo had a dime for each time we got beat up as kids, we'd have ZERO DIMES!" AWESOME!
Lefort accidentally pulled off Louis' wig, so Louis went nuts and assaulted him. The crowd chanted "OUI! OUI! OUI!" Enzo and Colin's facials were hilarious. This rocked.

CARMELLA (w/Colin & Enzo) vs. "BLUE PANTS"- good squash
Blue Pants was Leva Bates, dressed as Kitty Pryde. Yes. A real-life Kitty Pryde. Joss Whedon just came in his pants.
Just when you thought Renee Young couldn't get any more attractive, she showed us that she knows who Kitty Prude is.
The match was extremely short, but very entertaining thanks to Leva's facials. Hopefully this will get her a job.

SASHA BANKS & BECKY LYNCH BACKSTAGE- a FANTASTIC set-up for a Becky Lynch heel turn. In fact I remember a similar segment about a year and a half ago with Summer Rae and Sasha herself.

ADRIAN NEVILLE PROMO- good. He'll be defending the title next week against Tits O'Neil.

SAMI ZAYN vs. TYSON KIDD- 7.25/10

A good episode of NXT.

[cero2k]

CARMELLA (w/Colin & Enzo) vs. "BLUE PANTS"- good squash
Blue Pants was Leva Bates, dressed as Kitty Pryde. Yes. A real-life Kitty Pryde. Joss Whedon just came in his pants.
Just when you thought Renee Young couldn't get any more attractive, she showed us that she knows who Kitty Prude is.
The match was extremely short, but very entertaining thanks to Leva's facials. Hopefully this will get her a job.

she has a job, in pretty much every promotion with women's wrestling

[Big Red Machine]

CARMELLA (w/Colin & Enzo) vs. "BLUE PANTS"- good squash
Blue Pants was Leva Bates, dressed as Kitty Pryde. Yes. A real-life Kitty Pryde. Joss Whedon just came in his pants.
Just when you thought Renee Young couldn't get any more attractive, she showed us that she knows who Kitty Prude is.
The match was extremely short, but very entertaining thanks to Leva's facials. Hopefully this will get her a job.

she has a job, in pretty much every promotion with women's wrestling

I mean one that pays really well and allows her to show off her talents to a larger audience.

[Chris Everlast]

next week against Tits O'Neil.

=))

[Big Red Machine]

next week against Tits O'Neil.

=))

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