The Ultimate Heel

[Big Red Machine]

Just found this quote on reddit. It's hilarious but theoretically true!


[quote=""The Nature sMurf" Jeff Flair"]I was just trying to explain Chikara to my sister, and it hit me. You know who's really to blame for The Flood? Who's responsible for the deaths of Kobald, DeviANT, and Thunderfrog?

Chris Hero. If he wasn't such a jerk, we never would've had the Chikara Special. Never would've had the Eye of Tyr. No BDK. No Sinn Bohdi. Dr. Cube wouldn't have been as big a threat. Quack may not have snapped and murderdeathkilled 17 and CombatANT. Wink wouldn't have come to power. Vin Gerard might still be Equinox. STIGMA might still be Shane Storm. Delirious might still be with Incoherence. The Colony wouldn't have been ripped apart.

Hero. The ultimate heel, even 6 and half years after he left the company.[/quote]

[Big Red Machine]

Just found this quote, too, but not from the same guy.

I'd sell my left kidney for a skit where a border patrol agent checks over the car being driven by Deucalion and Jimmy Jacobs with a chained-up Snow Troll in the back.

[cero2k]

Just found this quote on reddit. It's hilarious but theoretically true!


[quote=""The Nature sMurf" Jeff Flair"]I was just trying to explain Chikara to my sister, and it hit me. You know who's really to blame for The Flood? Who's responsible for the deaths of Kobald, DeviANT, and Thunderfrog?

Chris Hero. If he wasn't such a jerk, we never would've had the Chikara Special. Never would've had the Eye of Tyr. No BDK. No Sinn Bohdi. Dr. Cube wouldn't have been as big a threat. Quack may not have snapped and murderdeathkilled 17 and CombatANT. Wink wouldn't have come to power. Vin Gerard might still be Equinox. STIGMA might still be Shane Storm. Delirious might still be with Incoherence. The Colony wouldn't have been ripped apart.

Hero. The ultimate heel, even 6 and half years after he left the company.

[/quote]
well, GEKIDO would still be a thing i think, wouldn't it.?

it be nice if someone wrote a 'what if...hero wasn't a jerk' story