MIZ WINS!!!! YES!! IC TITLE AND NEWWWWW TRIPLE CROWN CHAMPION!!!!

Charlie Sheen promotes his show, is he even watching the show? I wonder

cero2k wrote:MIZ WINS!!!! YES!! IC TITLE AND NEWWWWW TRIPLE CROWN CHAMPION!!!!

Charlie Sheen promotes his show, is he even watching the show? I wonder

No I can almost guarantee he doesn't give two shits, and is just reading off of bullet points.

kiel297 wrote:

cero2k wrote:MIZ WINS!!!! YES!! IC TITLE AND NEWWWWW TRIPLE CROWN CHAMPION!!!!

Charlie Sheen promotes his show, is he even watching the show? I wonder

No I can almost guarantee he doesn't give two shits, and is just reading off of bullet points.

Yeah. My brother's comment was "no way he wrote that joke."

pretty decent RAW 1000 "remember when"

Trips comes out, still in camo pants. He calls out Brock Lesnar. Open Fight Night!! Lesnar gets a Gut Check!

Heyman comes out instead of Lesnar

On a side node, i dislike Lawler

Heyman says Lesnar is here, Heyman talks awesomeness and then answers NO!...sorry
Trips says he would go back to find him, and Heyman out smarts him by bringing up the lawsuits. Trips tries to talk thrash to get Brock out,

STEPH!!!!

STEPH!

STEPH looks jacked up! jacket up hot! hot!

Steph calls out heyman on his failures on wcw, ecw, wwe, etc.

does heyman even have children??

Heyman then falls for it and makes the match. Lesnar vs Triple H at Summerslam. Steph attacks Heyman, that was freaking sexy

LESNAR COMES OUT, HIDE YOUR WIFE!!!
BRAWL. Trips goes over...like always

GREAT segment. Paul E. is AWESOME

And now we're onto hour 7 of tonight's Raw...

cero2k wrote: BRAWL. Trips goes over...like always

Just like he lost the fight last time?

Jesus. People need to jump off their "TRIPLE H BURIES EVERYBODY" hate wagon. Heel beats up face, face beats heel up in return. Everyone goes on and on about how Triple H is the only believable opponent for Brock, and yet when Triple H proves himself to be the only believable opponent for Brock by getting one over on him, it's "FUCK SAKE HE ALWAYS BURIES PEOPLE."

cero2k wrote: BRAWL. Trips goes over...like always

I actually like him going over here. There were two ways they could take this story:
1. Brock goes over here, and the story focuses on whether or not Hunter still wants to take Brock on, knowing that he couldn't even get the best of Brock on even footing. The problem here is that we already know that the answer will be yes. It also makes Hunter look weaker going into Summer Slam, and as a result of that, Hunter looks good for being brave, but Brock doesn't really accomplish anything as he is beating someone we all knew he could beat.

2. Hunter goes over, and the story focuses on how pissed Brock is. How he is going to train even harder and be even more vicious, and how he is going to make Hunter pay for embarrassing here by doing a lot worse to Hunter than breaking his arm. This way makes Brock look better for winning a match that we didn't know if he would win or not.

yourcrapsweak wrote:And now we're onto hour 7 of tonight's Raw...

LOL

Big Red Machine wrote:Okay, that wedding segment was f*cking moronic.

This.

we're back

Santino and Hornswoggle come out.
the Fink is making the next introduction. Heath Slater scheduled squash.

Slater makes a challenge. Lita answers the challenge

Lita takes the mic, brings out her protection. THE APA.

Santino & Hornswoggle are now out, and Cole and Lalwee are playing with dolls. Not even action-figures, Big, plush, dolls. Time for a potty break.

Heath Slater calks out any legend for a No DQ's match. He gets a brunette Lita. I love Lita, but this is just lame. THIS is the payoff to the Heath Slater crap?

Big Red Machine wrote:Heath Slater calks out any legend for a No DQ's match. He gets a brunette Lita. I love Lita, but this is just lame. THIS is the payoff to the Heath Slater crap?

we're not done yet.

All legens stand over Slater. You want a payoff slater?? you just got pinned by Lita, that is good enough in my book.

The Heath Slater segment f*cking sucked.

cero2k wrote:

Big Red Machine wrote:Heath Slater calks out any legend for a No DQ's match. He gets a brunette Lita. I love Lita, but this is just lame. THIS is the payoff to the Heath Slater crap?

we're not done yet.

All legens stand over Slater. You want a payoff slater?? you just got pinned by Lita, that is good enough in my book.

How is that a pay-off. Once again, Heath looks like an idiot, Lita looks like a jerk (and how did she know to hire the APA if Heath made the challenge three seconds ago) for basically siccing the APA on Slater rather than taking care of business herself, and the other legends also look like jerks.

Big Red Machine wrote:

cero2k wrote:

Big Red Machine wrote:Heath Slater calks out any legend for a No DQ's match. He gets a brunette Lita. I love Lita, but this is just lame. THIS is the payoff to the Heath Slater crap?

we're not done yet.

All legens stand over Slater. You want a payoff slater?? you just got pinned by Lita, that is good enough in my book.

How is that a pay-off. Once again, Heath looks like an idiot, Lita looks like a jerk (and how did she know to hire the APA if Heath made the challenge three seconds ago) for basically siccing the APA on Slater rather than taking care of business herself, and the other legends also look like jerks.

boobs

Back from commercial.

Muppet segment introduces a compilation of catchphrases over the years

Rock and Cena face off. They're friends now, they still talk thrash to each other. Twice in a Lifetime