BRM Reviews the 3/23/2016 NXT

[Big Red Machine]

JOHNNY GARGANO vs. ELIAS SAMPSON- 2/10
HOORAY! The drifter lost! Then he jumps Gargano after the match. Can we maybe get some more referees out here to stop this beating? Or Apollo Crews. He’ll work, too.

RICH SWANN vs. FINN BALOR- 4.25/10
Good for what it was. I think they are trying to get over the Bloody Sunday following the Coup de Grace as being an indicator of Finn’s dark nature coming out.

ALEX REYES INTERVIEWS DANA BROOKE & EMMA- Emma was good, Dana was bad.

SHINSUKE NAKAMURA VIDEO PACKAGE- okay

SARAH DOBSON vs. ALEXA BLISS! (w/Blake & Murphy)- 4.5/10
I assume Sarah Dobson is Mary’s sane identical twin.
We had a standard Alexa Bliss! match with basic stuff but really good personality from Alexa. Then Dobson went for a diving crossbody but instead she wound up kneeing Alexa in the face and sh*t got real. Alexa got even angrier than usual and rocked Dobson with a forearm. Dobson made a quick comeback but Alexa got the win (with some help from Murphy, who pulled her out of the way of one of Dobson’s moves).

ANGRY JOE DOESN’T WANT TO BE INTERVIEWED- good.

BULL DEMPSEY vs. DANNY BURCH- never got started because Samoa Joe assaulted them both and choked them both out.

AMERICAN ALPHAS VIDEO- F*CKING AMAZING! You see this, Creative? This is called a “story.” Here are two guys who came so close to winning championships but failed… and that has only made them more determined to win here in NXT.
Also… was that a shoot german suplex?

JOSE NO WAY- not sure what this was about.

Crews vs. Riley and Joe vs. Dempsey signed for next week.

ASUKA vs. EMMA (w/Dana Brooke)- 7.5/10
Think of their match from Takeover: London but with less story to draw upon for false finishes.

A good show from NXT. There were a lot of short matches, but they all had something making them fun, and then we got a great main event.

[Big Red Machine]

Vinny V described Alexa's reaction as "going Stan Hansen" on Sarah Dobson. How's that for a mental image?

[cero2k]

i swear if No Way Jose ends up being La Sombra, i'm going to blow a gasket

[Big Red Machine]

i swear if No Way Jose ends up being La Sombra, i'm going to blow a gasket

I can't imagine they would sign Sombra and give him a gimmick like this. This is Hunter, not Vince.

[cero2k]

i swear if No Way Jose ends up being La Sombra, i'm going to blow a gasket

I can't imagine they would sign Sombra and give him a gimmick like this. This is Hunter, not Vince.

you mean the promotion with Bullfit, The Drifter, Hype-Bros, Vaudevillians, etc. Nothing would surprise me

[Big Red Machine]

i swear if No Way Jose ends up being La Sombra, i'm going to blow a gasket

I can't imagine they would sign Sombra and give him a gimmick like this. This is Hunter, not Vince.

you mean the promotion with Bullfit, The Drifter, Hype-Bros, Vaudevillians, etc. Nothing would surprise me

Yeah but... most of those guys are average at best, and aside from Ryder, who had been buried as long before NXT started, none of those guys had anything even close to resembling Sombra's experience. A more apt comparison for Sombra would be Steen, KENTA, Devitt, Joe, Zayn, and Nakamura, all of whom have been treated quite well.

[cero2k]

except all those guys were super well known all over the place, Sombra unfortunately wasn't, he's more at a Uhaa Nation level when it comes to the WWE fans

[Big Red Machine]

except all those guys were super well known all over the place, Sombra unfortunately wasn't, he's more at a Uhaa Nation level when it comes to the WWE fans

But he is well-respected within the business for his talent and accomplishments, and thus I think Hunter will protect him.

[Big Red Machine]

except all those guys were super well known all over the place, Sombra unfortunately wasn't, he's more at a Uhaa Nation level when it comes to the WWE fans

But he is well-respected within the business for his talent and accomplishments, and thus I think Hunter will protect him.

[NWK2000]

I can confirm that No Way Jose is not La Sombra
Some dude named Lewis Venezula Jr is NWJ

Sombra's ring name is Manny Andrade and is expected to debut in the Cruiserweight deal in October.


On another note, if the music they played during his vignette is his entrance theme, I will become the biggest No Way mark, I LOVE THE SONG