BRM Reviews the 10/21/2015 Impact

[Big Red Machine]

ROUND TABLE STUFF- I skipped it because at this point I know it’s completely irrelevant.

GROUP CHAMPIONS MATCH: Ken Anderson(0) vs. Austin Aries(1) (w/Thea)- 7/10
Between this week and the last time we saw her, Thea appears to have misplaced her last name.
The match was pretty great. Poor Ken has now been eliminated… and just that news made watching these matches feel important again.

Yeah… so I was looking at my computer and all of a sudden I heard Steph’s voice coming out of the TV and talking about Seth Rollins and I got REALLY confused. Turns out it was just a commercial for WWE 2K16.

GROUP X-DIVISION MATCH: Mandrews vs. Tigre Uno- 6.75/10

They show the Knockouts calendar photo-shoot before pretty much every women’s match… but they’re totally not treating them like sexual objects or anything like that mean, nasty old Vince McMahon does.

ARIES PROMO- good

REPLAY OF THE BFG MATCH- SO MUCH FILLER. They’re even showing the post-match stuff. Just when the show was starting to feel important again, they give me this.

HIGHLIGHTS OF GODDERZ VS. CRIMSON- so yeah… apparently we’re not even going to see all of the matches in the group stage.

JESSE GODDERZ PROMO- eh

HIGHLIGHTS OF DRAKE VS. MYCAH- from this match and Josh’s description, this looked like a fun match with an actual story behind it, so I’m pretty annoyed that I didn’t get to see it.

GROUP X-DIVISION MATCH: Manik vs. DJ Zema Ion- 6/10

GROUP CHAMPIONS MATCH: Lashley(3) vs. Ethan Carter III(1)- 6.75/10
A REALLY good heel finish.

Another good show in the ring, but the rest of the show feels like such a huge waste of time.

[cero2k]

They show the Knockouts calendar photo-shoot before pretty much every women’s match… but they’re totally not treating them like sexual objects or anything like that mean, nasty old Vince McMahon does.

yeah, no one has said that about Vince in at least two years now, you're just hating on TNA

[Big Red Machine]

They show the Knockouts calendar photo-shoot before pretty much every women’s match… but they’re totally not treating them like sexual objects or anything like that mean, nasty old Vince McMahon does.

yeah, no one has said that about Vince in at least two years now, you're just hating on TNA

Yeah. I guess I'm honestly annoyed at seeing the SAME F*CKING COMMERCIAL for a product that NO ONE WILL EVER BUY. This, the "strong sexy powerful" intro clip and the similar X-Division intro clip have all become quite obnoxious (just as I predicted).

[KILLdozer]

Plenty of motha fuckers ARE going to buy a calendar with attractive women in it. It's what men do. Happens ALL the time.

Again with the blind hate.

[Big Red Machine]

Plenty of motha fuckers ARE going to buy a calendar with attractive women in it. It's what men do. Happens ALL the time.

Again with the blind hate.

Why would you spend money on that when you could just find the pictures for free on the internet (along with even more naked pictures of other women)?

[KILLdozer]

We're done here pervert. Take it away, Cero.