BRM Reviews the 1/8/2014 NXT

[Big Red Machine]

SUMMER RAE (w/Sasha Banks) vs. BAILEY (w/Natalya)- 3.5/10
Of the three announcers, only Byron Saxton can remember that, in the case of Summer Rae and Sasha Banks, "BFFs" stands for "Beautiful, Fierce Females." They also all fail to point out that they put on headbands like Bailey's just to mock her.

Someone as stupid and annoying as Bailey does not deserve to have something as awesome as a dinosaur on her tights. I demand that she change! Summer Rae is now incorporating dance moves into her offense. Is there anything she can't do?
I LOLed at "Doctor of Hug-anomics"

XAVIER WOODS PROMO- good. He is being portrayed like a member of the main roster, which is also good.

COLIN CASSIDY vs. ADRIAN ENGLISH- 3/10

TYLER BREEZE & ADRIAN NEVILLE BACKSTAGE- awesome!
"The man that gravity forgot?" More like "the man that mother nature forgot... to make good-looking."

KANE PROMO- FINALLY! Xavier Woods being the one who set up the "bring back Big Show" petition actually leads to something!

XAVIER WOODS vs. ALEXANDER RUSEV (w/Lana & Kane [can't wait for Archer to come back!])- 3.75/10
Rusev is a BEAST!

KOFI KINGSTON PROMO- a rematch between Rusev and Kofi? Sounds great.

TYSON KIDD vs. BARON CORBIN- 2/10
An entirely pointless match that did nothing but take up time that should have gone to the main event.


TORNADO TAG TEAM MATCH: The Ascension vs. Hunico & Camacho- 6/10

Another episode of NXT that tried to do way too much, and thus nothing really got any time.