Elgin & MsChif

[Big Red Machine]

I don't have an actual source for this other than talk on various forums, but apparently Elgin & MsChif got married last week. Amusingly enough, the only picture I can find has MsChif in a wedding dress and Elgin in a t-shirt, which would officially make him my hero.

[badnewzxl]

=)) =)) =))

[Big Red Machine]

I've been thinking about this, and I have come to two conclusions:
1. If there was anything that could possibly make MsChif scarier, it's the fact that if you somehow manage to hurt her, Michael Elgin will come beat you up.
2. IMAGINE THOSE BABIES! With Elgin's strength and MsChif's flexibility, I'm pretty sure that they will be able to dominate an entire summer Olympics on their own! Also, GREEN MULLETS!