CHIKARA Battle Not With Monsters Results

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CHIKARA Battle Not With Monsters- 5/3/2013- Gibsonville, NC
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Ophidian, Kobald, Obariyon and Kodama def. Fire Ant, assailANT, and Los Ice Creams.

Saturyne def. Missile Assault Ant.

Orbit Adventure Ant, Arctic Rescue Ant, and deviANT def. 3.0 and Gran Akuma via top rope leg drop from Arctic Rescue Ant.

Amasis def. the Shard.

Gavin Loudspeaker made his first appearance of the show before the intermission and stated that Tim Donst (who announced the first half of the show) had kidnapped him and trapped him in a closet.

Archibald Peck def. Jigsaw via cheating.

Young Lions Cup Match: Mr. Touchdown (c) def. Chiva Kid via Flea Flicker.

The Spectral Envoy def. F.I.S.T. via roll up by Frightmare on Gargano. After the match, Gargano blamed Sugar Dunkerton for the loss (there was some miscommunication) and destroys him with a superkick. In response, Icarus speared Gargano which caused Gargano to say that he is done with F.I.S.T.

CHIKARA Grand Championship Match: Eddie Kingston def. Green Ant via Backfist to the Future to retain as Grand Champion.