WWE RAW Live Discussion and Live Coverage 1/28

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I just feel like doing live coverage/discussion/personal monologue today for RAW. It's the kickoff of WM season, so it's bound to start off strong. Be sure to join me, tell your friends.

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Special Guest Referee (Miz)
Randy Orton def Antonio Cesaro

Ryback def The Prime Time Players in a Make Me Laugh *Stupid* Segment

Bo Dallas def Wade Barrett

John Cena def Cody Rhodes

Brodus Clay and Tensai danced off in lingerie

Team Hell No def Chris Jericho and Dolph Ziggler

Trish Stratus was announced a part of the Hall Of Fame Class of 2013

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We're on!!

We're here in Vegas, Spin the Wheel, Make a Deal Tonight.


CM Punk comes out! Pissed as fuck! He talks about he should be the champ! typical I just lost my title stuff

Mr Vince McMahon comes out. Punk immediately calls names on him. Vince says he has proof of Paul working with Shield, but maybe Punk didn't know about that deal!?

Paul is getting a job examination, but is he even employeed by WWE? isn't his deal with Punk alone? meh, If Heyman gets fired today, Brock Lesnar will riot

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Randy Orton comes out. He is to face Antonio Cesaro. According to the wheel, this is to be a special guest referee match.

the guest referee: The Miz...meh

match has been pretty good so far, Miz isn't really doing anything right now

OUT OF NOWHERE!!!

RKO wins. I was being sarcastic

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Spin the Wheel.

Ryback vs Prime Time Players in a make Matt Striker laugh

Ryback was a huge jerk about it. PTP was quite funny

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Spin The Wheel.

Wade Barrett vs Bo Dallas

HOLY BONKERS!! BO DALLAS DEFEATED BARRETT!!

Cody Rhodes now spins the wheel, he faces Cena

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Cody Rhodes vs Juan Cena is now...stuff happens and Cody wants to leave, Cena is a jerk and beats him up either way.

Cena then takes the mic, puts Punk over, and then talks more, and then talks Rock, then stuff

Cena then takes a whole lot of time to announce that he will challenge for the WWE title....HOLY SHIT I"M SO SURPRISED!!!

SHIELD COMES OUT!!!

meeh, the Sheamus comes out.....then ryback, gawd this is so meh right now!

Hey, what do you know, Shield actually kicked all their asses. Nice!

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We're back

Spin the Wheel... Lingerie Pillow Fight....Tensai vs Brodus Clay!!!

then Brodus spins another wheel and gets a Dance Off...i'm quite confused

So Clay comes out, and Tensai comes out in Lingerie, and he's embarrassed for actually wearing much more clothing than he usually does ....i'm quite confused

that lasted so much more than i should, but I would really like a new dancing tag team

Then Alberto del Rio spins the wheel, gets a body slam challenge....a big show body slam challenge

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Alberto Del Rio is out!

Then Show comes out

Then the challenge doesn't take place and Show grabs a duck tape roll from his butt...yes, his butt.

He tapes Del Rio to the rope and continues by killing Ricardo in front of Del Rio

-> + P and Show leaves Del Rio and Ricardo for dead

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Tamina vs Kaitlin is now, bunch of divas with feathers working as lumberjills

eventually all the lumberjills get bored of being outside and decide to enter the ring and just fight around

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We're back

RRRRRRock time is now

promo time:
- One word: Penis
- Some other stuff
- CM Punk and how evil CM Punk is
- Pie

....the CM Punk comes out!

he tells stuff to the crowd and tells Rock to apologize to him

stuff happens and Rock calls him a Punk ass bitch, meh. The EC match is made.

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left we have the stupid Heyman/McMahon thing where hopefully Brock returns and kills Vince

We also get Sheamus vs Sandow in a Spin the Wheel Match....spiiiiiiiin. Tables Match!

Sheamus defeats Sandow by ramming himself to a table. good match thou.

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i hated Miz being the ref for one simple reason...Very simple really: Why is it that a RANDOM wheel spin,Just so happens to land on a guy's enemy? Not to mention this "Rivalry" is nowheres near heated as they tryed to make it sound,over and over and over again...

Cody was technically squashed,For what reason?

I completely agreed with Punk too,A punk ass bitch because swearing is cool...Great example for all those children no less...I know things aint nowheres near as PG as before... But the number one good guy you're supposed to look up to,Cussin like hell.

Yea I knew Shield'd kick all their ass too . The Orton match kinda pissed me off too for another reason....All this constant talk of Orton's heel turn,but it never happens. Ever. Plus damn Cesaro NEVER gets any reaction whatsoever...Let alone going the extra mile to be hated more and more every time.

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Karaoke Match

Zack Ryder vs The Great Khali

BANG!!! that was me killing myself, as long is this is on screen i wanna .....3MB!!!!!

YES YES YES I"M MARKING OUT TO 3MB RIGHT NOW!!!

then the non funny guys get over the funny guys

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Karaoke Match

Zack Ryder vs The Great Khali

BANG!!! that was me killing myself, as long is this is on screen i wanna .....3MB!!!!!

YES YES YES I"M MARKING OUT TO 3MB RIGHT NOW!!!

then the non funny guys get over the funny guys

3MB came together because all the losing and jobbing...But they only do more of that now that they're together.

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WE're back

RAW IS JERICHO!

he talks a bit until Ziggler, AJ, and swimsuit Big E Langston come out.

Ziggler: Why are you back!!?

it turns out vickie signed Jericho. She spins the wheel and we get a Strange Bedfellows match...sooo

Jericho/Ziggler vs Team Hell No is now!!!

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But yea this aint a solo discussion no more I'm here .

This match oughta be real good,plus the question I wanted answered as well is explained. Good.

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Final Segment.

McMahon gives Paul Heyman an evaluation that he probably doesn't require.

I'm already expecting a Vince kill segment here!!! BREAK HIS ARMS!!!

Dang, awesome answer by Paul Heyman!!!

Anyway, Vince shows a video of Paul admitting to pay off Maddox and Shield. Then Shield kicks Maddox's ass.

Vince is about to fire Paul....and.....BROCK LESNAR!!!

F5 to Vince!!!

Show off, thanks for coming

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Final Segment.

McMahon gives Paul Heyman an evaluation that he probably doesn't require.

I'm already expecting a Vince kill segment here!!! BREAK HIS ARMS!!!

Dang, awesome answer by Paul Heyman!!!

Anyway, Vince shows a video of Paul admitting to pay off Maddox and Shield. Then Shield kicks Maddox's a**.

Vince is about to fire Paul....and.....BROCK LESNAR!!!

F5 to Vince!!!

Show off, thanks for coming

I would have just have Heyman say "I just told you I lie every single day of my life and that right there was no exception."

He prob wouldn't buy it,but more so than that impersonator thing...That also explains Maddox's attack on SD as well...I genuinely really felt for Maddox...and that never happens...He's an awesome face,wonder where goes from here.