WWE RAW Live Results (08/13/2012)

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Welcome to the live coverage of Monday Night RAW 1003

Scheduled for tonight:

- HBK will be in the house...But what about Lesnar??
- Show and Punk are schedule to Match out tonight
- Sheamus vs Del Rio was cancelled last Smackdown, will there be any news tonight??
- How will AJ make Daniel Bryan's life miserable tonight???
- I'm not supposed to say this, but there will be a guy from Jersey Shore tonight, please still watch!!

Keep checking in for updates and live results.

Quick Results:

CM Punk def Big Show via DQ

Ryback ate JTG

R-Truth def Heath Slater

Sin Cara def Tensai w/Sakamoto

Dolph Ziggler w/Vickie Guerrero def Chris Jericho and The Miz

Kaitling and Layla def Beth Phoenix and Eve

John Cena and CM Punk def Big Show and Daniel Bryan

Damian Sandow def Christian

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we're on

Punk vs Show will kick off the ...show

Punk is still over, no hints of heel, not even tweener

Dragon comes out!! NO! NO! NO!....he wants in in the WWE title match!! Attacks Punk and locks in the NO! lock. The Show attacks Punk to. Cena comes out. Where's Teddy Long to make a tag match???

phew, AJ (read as the female version of Long) makes the tag match.

Trips/Lesnar contract signing will be later tonight

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We're back

JTG is talking about his twitter rant to Kaitlin. He says the no no word and AJ makes him wrestle next. Then makes up with Kaitlin. Lawler I hate you for the first time tonight.

JTG comes out with intro song and all. I guess it does help to brag in twitter. His opponent. RYBACK!!! Big Pop!!! The Ryback build up is working, people are really behind him more and more.

Pipers Pit tonight. People decide the guest. Y2J, Miz, or Ziggler. Welcome to Cyber Monday.

Also announced, Santino vs Cesaro for the US title in the summerslam youtube match.

Piper and HBK backstage talking nonsense. Trips is not here.

One Man Band in the ring. R-Truth to battle him. Truth Wins

Out comes an AWless PTP and beat out Truth

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back, after many many many recaps and stuff

Sin Cara is out for a match vs Tensai

Don't you just hate WWE 'making history' every freaking day?

...Sin cara wins after a ddt...a DDT! Tensai then re-kills sakamoto. who shouldn't drive according to Tensai

Piper's Pit is now.

The guest is....Jericho. I really dislike this rawactive stuff. btw, Jericho redid his hair to recover some youth, he was looking old

this is at least funny. Lol, Cole just said "This Piper's Pit is starting to stink"

Vickie comes out to make this bearable. Ziggler just made this segment a great thing. The a little bit of great Jericho. The Miz comes out and I am now completely invested in this segment. Jericho takes out Ziggler and Miz by himself. I hate Lawler.

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Back. Fuck Lawler.

Improvised match. Ziggler vs Jericho vs Miz.
This should be in a PPV, like the one next Sunday.

Among the talk, it is announced that Miz defends the IC title against Rey rey, out of nowhere.

amazing match, this should have been great at Summerslam

Eve hits on Punk. Punk rejects her. I don't

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reeeeeeeeeeeecaps!!!! gawd!!

Michaels looks old and disoriented....

Cena/Punk stuff...could this be my bathroom break?

Divas time. you gals get 5 minutes. use it wisely.

Beth and Eve vs Layla and Kaitlin.

They give them 5 minutes, and Layla dances....facepalm. Anyway, Kaitlin is awesome. Lawler is not. Cole notices.

I could go for a Kaitlin vs Phoenix feud.

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Main Event time.

I guess the contract signing is far more important, so we can be sure that HBK will go through a table tonight.

Anyway,

Dragon Show vs Punk Cena is next.

all the tagging has made this match a really fun thing.

stuff happened, lots of punches and wrestling moves. Cena pinned Dragon

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Damien 'gosh darnit' Sandow!!!

Sandow vs Christian is now.

a happy funksaurus comes out, Christian tries to take the win, Sandow is still smart enough and wins. the Funkasaurus is not mad. nothing happens then.

HBK is still walking around, meets Lesnar and walks away...like a coward

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back from commercial

Lesnar and Heyman come out.
A lot of trash talk until HBK is pretty much forced to confront the next next big thing

Let's Go Lesnar chants!!!

Triple H finally gets here. Heyman reminds Lesnar this is just a contract signing. and they walk out....and that's it??

back from commercial and the show is still going. Trips and HBK are backstage. Shawn hurts Trips' feelings.

now we have a Big Show interview. Car schreeching. HBK hits Heyman's car. Lesnar then kills HBK off camera. where those supposed to be gun shots or what??

The show STILL comes back!!! gawd. Shawn's car is broken, a lot of non used talent is back there. Brock took Shawn apparently, they should look for him where Kane hides his victims.

oh, here they come. Lesnar fireman carries HBK to the ring. Heyman by his side. HBK will need a new shirt. plus i can see his bald spot. F-5 to HBK!!

One more time chants, Triple H chants. Arm breaking time. Trips tries to save him, Heyman stops him saying that if he continues walking he'll break his arm. He 'breaks' HBKs arm in the least impact-full way ever. EVER! Heyman sells it better than HBK himself.

finally the show ends, it seemed like it was dragging on waaay to much.

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Was the crowd in Dallas just full of kids? They didn't seem much into any of the action; only the chants.....

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I REALLY hope Brock wins at Summerslam, esp after what Heyman said about what's at stake for HHH. Brock wins, WWE loses face. How can they get it back? BROCK V. TAKER AT MANIA!