WWE RAW Live Coverage and Results (8/6/12)

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Welcome to the live coverage of Monday Night RAW 1002 from San Antonio, TX.

Scheduled for tonight:

- HBK appreciation Night...all night about HBK
- Show and Cena are now No 1 Contenders to Punk's title, what do any of them have to say?
- Daniel Bryan we now know is not crazy, but he seems to have some 'Anger Management' Problems
- AJ continues her GM reign, what does she have for us tonight?
- WWE has hinted that Lesnar will be in the building tonight? Is Triple H safe? are his loved ones safe?

Keep checking in for updates and live results.

Quick Results:

CM Punk def Rey Mysterio

Alberto del Rio w/ Ricardo Rodriguez def Christian

Big Show vs Randy Orton ended in a Double Count Out

Ryback def The Kings of Change

Primo and Epico def The Prime Time Players W/ AW

Kelly Kelly def Eve

Alex Riley def Dolph Ziggler w/ Vickie Guerrero

Kane def The Miz

John Cena def Daniel Bryan

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we're on

Recap time

For the first time in two weeks we get an intro to RAW, which looks craptacular!! and has a song similar to Miz's

We start off with the GM, hopping around, so corporate of her.

Show vs Orton for tonight. Dragon vs John Cena too. John's gonna get his fucking head kicked in!!

Punk interrupts. he apologizes to AJ. AJ accepts. Punk tries to get out of the triple threat match. AJ smiles. The only thing i care about right now is that awesome mask a dude has in the crowd. the decision stands btw. Punk still tries. Never Give Up!

Juan Cena comes out, he looks mad, but then again, he's never mad. wah wah wah, Cena wah wah wah. That's because they don't like you shorts Cena, no one wearing jorts will ever be respected

Punk's stuff about saving Cena's life was bad. Cena's thing about losing at 3-way's was good. Show coming out was bad

Stuff happened, and RAW became Cyber Sunday. People chose Punk's opponent, Rey rey, Kane, or Miz.

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For the first time in two weeks we get an intro to RAW

hadn't even noticed

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Back from commercial

Cole and Lawler fart in my ears. Mostly Lawler.

Punk's opponent will (predetermined) Rey rey. Truth be told, any combination would have been good.

SHUT UP LAWLER!! DIDN'T YOU LEARN ANYTHING ABOUT LAST WEEK!?

Punk wins, his mouth hurts.

Alberto is trying to park his car backstage, instead of the parking lot. RR is awesome.

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We're back

Wade Barrett Return Promo, awesome promo!!! BUT WHY DO THEY ALWAYS NEED TO HYPE IT!!!

Del Rio is hittong on AJ. He said something wrong. AJ overreacts, and books Del Rio for the next match.

AJ's office should pink. I hate Lawler.

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back from commercial.

Del Rio vs Christian is now. Del Rio comes out half dressed, will still kick ass.

Gawd, they're still recapping shit from last month. 3 hr RAW ladies and gents

"Oh my god, he hit christian with his boot" So WHAT LAWLER, WHAT YOU GONNA DO?

Del Rio defeats Christian,Then Sheamus bullies him on the big-a-tron. Steals his car. Faces can be douches sometimes.

If RAWactive is really true, can we get Lawler off the announcers table??

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back

Show vs Mohawk-less Orton is now.

I love how Lawler has to make the extra effort to make it seem like Sheamus didn't steal Del Rio's car. Lawler you tool

double countout. meh. slowly losing interest in tonight's show. can Lesnar F-5 HBK now??

RKO on show anyway. Makes the count out look unnecessary

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We're Back

Kings of Change!!! ....vs Ryback....meh,

lol, that interview was awesome, he talks awesome!!!

Ryback loses his first match in RAW

Now, AW's comedy time. Still Awesome, still employed, and braggin' about it!!

Prime Time Players vs Los Colon is now

Mother Teresa Joke, that was uncalled for!! racists and wrong, how could he!!!

Shades of Carlito!!!

Primo + Epico win

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~Falls alseep~

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Back

Sandow is killing Clay. I rejoice. Thank You Sandow

AJ informs Dragon that he is fighting Kane at Summerslam. YES NO YES NO MEH!!!

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We're Back

Divas ON RAW!!!?? What is this!!!?

Kelly Kelly returns vs Eve

Kelly Square wins. I die.

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They've had some GREAT match ups thus far; the matches have been okay but the card is IMPRESSIVE thus far: Orton v. Show, Punk v. Mysterio, ADR v. Christian, Ryback v. Hawk & Reks, PTP v. E&P.

I'm digging the three hour Raw....

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We're Back

Divas ON RAW!!!?? What is this!!!?

Kelly Kelly returns vs Eve

just when I was praising the card :((

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They've had some GREAT match ups thus far; the matches have been okay but the card is IMPRESSIVE thus far: Orton v. Show, Punk v. Mysterio, ADR v. Christian, Ryback v. Hawk & Reks, PTP v. E&P.

I'm digging the three hour Raw....

i actually agree that the card has been good so far, but i just haven't been able to get into it. Lawler, Cole and Aj are killing raw for me

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we're back

HBK to the ring.

Lesnar interrupts. THANK YOU!!! Heyman by side.

Heyman is gold.

HBK says he will be in Trips' corner. F-5 already!!!

dang it, Trips interrupts, no F-5 tonight

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Dammit. I was hoping Brock would wreck HBK. Maybe he'll get him before the night's over.

They've had some GREAT match ups thus far; the matches have been okay but the card is IMPRESSIVE thus far: Orton v. Show, Punk v. Mysterio, ADR v. Christian, Ryback v. Hawk & Reks, PTP v. E&P.

I'm digging the three hour Raw....

i actually agree that the card has been good so far, but i just haven't been able to get into it. Lawler, Cole and Aj are killing raw for me

I'm fine with AJ; she's only been in about three segments. I agree about King & Lawler....

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back to the 8th hour of raw.

Jericho on the table. Ziggler vs Riley is next.

Riley won so Jericho could tout it.

Kane vs Miz is next

and it is now.

and it is over. Kane won

.............

Sheamus pooped in Del Rio's car.

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Main event time.

Cena def Dragon...i mean, Cena vs Dragon.

and now it's official, Cena def Dragon.

Punk comes out, wearing a hoodie. Isn't hot in there?? Then Show and Cena fight, both ignore Punk. He feels ignored. Someone pays attention to this kid please!

Punk talks to Lawler, a bit awkward since no one can hear him in the audience. But at least he called out Lawler, then after saying all that, he gets knocked out while Show is now standing tall. And I'm guessing next week will be Cena's turn to be standing tall.

End of the show. Vent out your opinions.