WWE RAW Live Coverage and Results (07-09-12)

[cero2k]

Live Coverage and Results for WWE RAW from the Pepsi Center in Denver, CO
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Quick Results
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Sheamus def. Jack Swagger

Dolph Ziggler and Tensai w/ Sakamoto def. Tyson Kidd and Christian

Brodus Clay def. Drew McIntyre

John Cena and Kane vs Chris Jericho and Big Show was thrown out

MITB Qualifying Match
Sin Cara def. Heath Slater

Michael Cole def. Jerry Lawler due to GM decision

CM Punk and AJ Lee def. Eve and Daniel Bryan

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Show starts with AJ coming down to the ring, talking about refereeing the match at MITB. Punk comes out. AJ talks love, Punk talks title Gold. There's an "AJ's Crazy" chant. AJ says no one has ever cared for her, except Punk. Punk's eyes send love towards AJ's heart. Punk turns AJ on...that's not PG! AJ is gonna propose to Punk!!

AJ: "CM Punk....You would marry me!?"

Phew, Dragon makes the save!! He challenges Punk to say "I Do" BUSTED!!! Dragon then gets on his knee and proposes to AJ....so this feud just became one of those wedding angles....Punk thinks it's crap...we agree.

THE ANONYMOUS GENERAL MANAGER IS BACK!!! AND I QUOTE!!!

Mixed tag match tonight. Punk and AJ vs Dragon and Eve

Dragon is rejecting Eve...not cool dude.

AJ talks crazy, I think Punk may want to lose tonight's match on purpose.

announced for tonight is the return of JeriShow vs Cena/Kane (who hated each other at the start of the year, remember?)

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Back from commercial

Sheamus vs Swagger is now. These guys could have a great feud if Swagger mean anything. The match was over before i finished writing this.

Del Rio comes out in the titantron and talks awesomeness. Sheamus can only brogue kick Swagger.

Santino comes out and talks to Ryder, bro! Santino hints that the GM is in the building, so we may found out who it was all along. BBBUUUUTTT if it's a Santino thing, it'll likely end up being a really really really stupid thing, so i rather not have him find him/her

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back from commercial

Rock will be live at the 1000th episode. He will say something about the world title situation.

Now a match starts with Ziggler/Tensai vs Kidd/Christian. Guerrero is on commentary. No entrances were shown.

The match ends in less than two minutes. Tensai senton's christian for the pin, they crotch punches Kidd. So much opposite momentum for Kidd, he'll likely win the MITB.

Cole drops water over Lawler, I get happy. GM interrupts with something that Cole doesn't want to read, it's probably NSFW. Then Lawler reads that Lawler vs Cole will take place again. People, schedule your restroom break now. Things get botched and then the WWE Universe will decide if it will take place. I vote no.

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we're back

VOTE NO!!!

Funkasaurus time

.... 10 minutes later....

Clay vs McIntyre. WOW, Drew in a match?? he must be getting a push.

what the hell is going on with this Raw!!? we already have 3 matches that lasted less than 2 or 3 minutes!!

Santino annoys me, Jericho is not enough to save us!! Show says that JeriShow was one of the most shameful moments in his career. I say that was the only time i gave a shit about Show.

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we're back

Steph's 1000 memory was great.

Cena/Kane vs JeriShow is now. Yes show, that's what i'm calling it, suck it up!! Cena first talked about how he will win the MITB, bad thing is that he usually does stay true to his words.

at least this match is getting a lot more than 5 minutes

wait! what happened? why was the match thrown out?? pff

anyway, Ladders are brought to the table by Show, you gotta sell the match right? He takes out everyone. I wonder if they'll play the whole "Big Show needs a special type of ladder" like they did before with Mark Henry. Cena revives and takes out Show with a Ladder push...yes, that was a push, not a hit.

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Eve plays mind games with Punk, I live what she said

MITB qualifying match
Sin Cara vs who cares, Sin Cara is likely gonna win

It's Heath Slater, i guess he won't get squashed by an old timer. But how can he rassle in the dark!? Sin Cara wins with the Mistica

btw, MITB preshow match: Truth in Paradise vs Hunico/Camacho

Oh wait, Slater has a mic...he will get squashed after all. Bob Backlund comes out.

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Cole interrupts to announce that the Cole vs Lawler will indeed take place. I voted no...why didn't you??

They just announced that RAW will get more annoying with Social Media Stuff starting on the 1000th show. GAWD!!

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we're back

Booker and Josh take the mics for the Cole Lawler match. They didn't even change attires. Booker gets involved, he must be a heel.

Kings wins after not doing a single thing, then the GM reverses the decision because Booker got involved, the Santino comes out. I stop caring about WWE at this point. It's gonna turn out that Hornswaggle is the GM. Fuck You WWE. Fuck You

[Nic]

fuck cant they get ride of santino and the midget?

these segs are so fucking retarded



I agree with you Cero


F*CK YOU WWE...



Also im tired of "Look at the strenght of cena" comments... we have all seen the fuck lift Show and someone else at the same damn time, so lifting one guy shouldnt be a damn issue

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we're back for the final segment.

after that horrible thing we all witnessed, i'm not sure i can put up with the main event. This really needs to kick ass. I missed hot wrestling attire Eve.

Dragon/Eve vs Punk/AJ is now.

you know...i actually wanna watch a full Eve vs AJ match

[Nic]

we're back for the final segment.

after that horrible thing we all witnessed, i'm not sure i can put up with the main event. This really needs to kick a**. I missed hot wrestling attire Eve.

Dragon/Eve vs Punk/AJ is now.

from what i read, im glad i missed 3/4 of the show

hate to disappoint you Cero.. but im betting its a fast match

[cero2k]

we're back for the final segment.

after that horrible thing we all witnessed, i'm not sure i can put up with the main event. This really needs to kick a**. I missed hot wrestling attire Eve.

Dragon/Eve vs Punk/AJ is now.

from what i read, im glad i missed 3/4 of the show

hate to disappoint you Cero.. but im betting its a fast match

yeah dude, it's been a terrible show so far. After last night's TNA show and this, i really rather watch TNA now

[Nic]

seems WWE has to reach into the past every so many years...this is what the 3rd 4th weeding deal in 10 years

[cero2k]

AJ def Eve when Dragon didn't take the tag.

Dragon tells AJ to leave together and go get married. Punk tells AJ he doesn't want to marry her. REJECTION!!!

AJ Smiles and slaps CM Punk and Bryan. Cute YES! Cute YES! Cute YES!

TNA TNA TNA TNA!!!! GAAWD WWE SUCKED!!!!

[cero2k]

seems WWE has to reach into the past every so many years...this is what the 3rd 4th weeding deal in 10 years

yeah, this is definitely not the direction i want this angle to go to. Hopefully no one will get married

[RedSon]

this was a bad show, i stopped watching after the tag match with show and cena