Why Jerry Lawler Needs to Be the Heel Announcer

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Why Jerry Lawler Needs to Be the Heel Announcer

Post by cero2k » Jun 9th, '12, 11:45

The current state of the WWE announce team is in pure shambles right now. It is very hard for most people to argue that the color commentary and play-by-play on Raw and Smackdown is subpar at best.

There are a number of reasons why the announce team has been so poor. One reason many will point to is because Michael Cole is annoying as a heel announcer and people hate to hear his utter bias on both Raw and Smackdown.

Another reason it has been subpar is because of Booker T's inexperience. Booker T is not a good announcer, as much as it pains me to say that. Booker T rambles on about stuff that rarely makes sense and has horrible catch phrases (again this hurts me to say this).

By the way, somebody tell Booker T that he doesn't need to yell during commentary. We can hear him just fine.

One more reason people will give as to why commentary hasn't been good for some time is the fact Jim Ross isn't calling the action anymore. While I can't disagree with that, as JR is the best play caller in professional wrestling history, that is still not the biggest problem.

To me, not having Jerry Lawler as the heel announcer is the biggest problem with the announce crew. He is a million times more entertaining as a heel announcer than he is as the face announcer he is right now.

Currently, Lawler is boring as a face and doesn't add much. What made him such a great commentator in the 90s and 2000s was his hilarious commentary and humorous bias he had for heel wrestlers.

Just watch any WWE event from the time Lawler took the announce table until a couple years ago. Lawler was such a great heel because he was so comically biased, while at the same time somewhat likable due to his perverted and humorous comments, hilarious laugh, and natural ability to make people disagree with him.
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Lawler was such a great heel announcer because even though he was a "bad guy," he was tolerable to listen to and he was great at what he did. His current state allows him to be more listenable than Michael Cole and Booker T, but that is not saying much.

A heel turn by Lawler, followed by his usual antics as a heel would be a great move by the WWE. His jokes as a heel were funny, but got the crowd heated. That's why he was such a talented heel.

The best moves for the WWE would be to make Lawler a heel, return Michael Cole to his unbiased play-by-play caller role, take Booker T off the announce table (new GM anybody?) and continue to utilize Josh Mathews. I would even go as far as to put William Regal at the Smackdown table with Mathews and keep Cole exclusively on Raw with Lawler.

Commentary may not seem like a big deal in professional wrestling, but if you are annoyed at what you hear, you aren't going to want to watch or listen to the broadcast. The WWE needs to realize Lawler's value as a heel and find a way to turn him to the dark side as soon as possible, as it could be the best direction to go in.
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Re: Why Jerry Lawler Needs to Be the Heel Announcer

Post by Serujuunin » Jun 9th, '12, 13:08

I agree with most of this. I would love to see Matthews used more prominently, 'cause I like him as an announcer. I LOVE Regal as an announcer, he just has that experience and notices the little things that give you a whole deeper appreciation for what you're seeing. However, about the Booker T/GM stuff, I have an issue. I just don't think we need an on-screen GM.

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Re: Why Jerry Lawler Needs to Be the Heel Announcer

Post by Verdun » Jun 9th, '12, 14:05

I kind of miss butt monkey Michael Cole with his rad mustache and beard.

And yeah, I think Lawler does make a better heel announcer. The only issue with Booker T is that he says all sorts of weirdo nonsense from time to time. Like now and again in 2 seconds.

Josh is a good play-by-play neutral announcer, but if Cole went back to his old ways it would cause a redundancy between the two so I think they'd have to be on separate shows.

Bringing Regal in for color would also be pretty good. He could also be a subtle heel announcer.
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Re: Why Jerry Lawler Needs to Be the Heel Announcer

Post by Big Red Machine » Jun 9th, '12, 20:13

Verdun wrote:
Josh is a good play-by-play neutral announcer, but if Cole went back to his old ways it would cause a redundancy between the two so I think they'd have to be on separate shows.
Not if Cole isn't on both shows. Cole & Lawler on Raw and Regal and Matthews on Smackdown.
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Post by Big Red Machine » Jun 9th, '12, 20:20

A few reasons why I want heel Lawler back:
At WM 13:

Goludust has Hunter in the ropes and punches him right in the nose, prompting Vince to say "you can't miss that thing if you aim anywhere near his face." Lawler, in absolutely perfect Jerry Lawler heel form, steps to Triple H's defense saying: "HEY! He's sensitive about that. Just because he makes Pinocchio look like a cat... don't make fun of him!"


At Backlash 2000: "Don't mention books around Bubba Ray. He might put you through the table of contents."

Anyone have any other great heel Lawler comments?
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Re: Why Jerry Lawler Needs to Be the Heel Announcer

Post by KILLdozer » Jun 10th, '12, 18:21

Big Red Machine wrote:A few reasons why I want heel Lawler back:
At WM 13:

Goludust has Hunter in the ropes and punches him right in the nose, prompting Vince to say "you can't miss that thing if you aim anywhere near his face." Lawler, in absolutely perfect Jerry Lawler heel form, steps to Triple H's defense saying: "HEY! He's sensitive about that. Just because he makes Pinocchio look like a cat... don't make fun of him!"


At Backlash 2000: "Don't mention books around Bubba Ray. He might put you through the table of contents."

Anyone have any other great heel Lawler comments?
He always had nothing but golden remarks on commentary on the earlier SVR's,A royal rumble or slobber knocker was always more entertaining because of it.
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Re: Why Jerry Lawler Needs to Be the Heel Announcer

Post by Earth Child » Jun 11th, '12, 23:09

Big Red Machine wrote:A few reasons why I want heel Lawler back:
At WM 13:

Goludust has Hunter in the ropes and punches him right in the nose, prompting Vince to say "you can't miss that thing if you aim anywhere near his face." Lawler, in absolutely perfect Jerry Lawler heel form, steps to Triple H's defense saying: "HEY! He's sensitive about that. Just because he makes Pinocchio look like a cat... don't make fun of him!"


At Backlash 2000: "Don't mention books around Bubba Ray. He might put you through the table of contents."

Anyone have any other great heel Lawler comments?

Anytime he badmouths Stu and Helen Hart

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Post by KILLdozer » Jun 13th, '12, 20:03

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Re: Why Jerry Lawler Needs to Be the Heel Announcer

Post by RedSon » Jun 22nd, '12, 18:34

either heel or gone, but something needs to happen with lawler, he's unbearable
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Re: Why Jerry Lawler Needs to Be the Heel Announcer

Post by Serujuunin » Jun 22nd, '12, 18:52

RedSon wrote:either heel or gone, but something needs to happen with lawler, he's unbearable
I think they need to focus on getting rid of Booker first. He almost makes watching Smackdown unbearable.

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