Live RAW Results and Commentary (06/04/12)

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Results:

Sheamus def. Ziggler w/ Vickie Guerrero after a Pumped Up Kick to the face

Sin Cara def. Hunico w/ Camacho after a non-submission La Mistica

Ryback def. Stan Stansky and someone else.

Kade def. CM Punk

Truth in Paradise def. Reks and Hawkins

John Cena def. Tensai

John Cena def Michael Cole

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WE ARE ON

Cena is out with Michael Cole

and Cole is talking truth and sense.

Cole says Cena is overrated....like 6 yrs late

JBL!!! oh no, i forget that's Ace's theme

I just noticed Ace's motorbike has a little basket

Ace has no retired from one on one competition, why not make a tag team match.

Cena can pick his opponent for tonight and chooses Cole...

Show almost gave us a dream match, and cena gives us Cena vs Cole?? really??

Kane vs Punk is announced, no DQs i think
+ Ziggler vs Sheamus

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I smelt Cena vs Cole from a MILE away.

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We're back!!

Cole asks Ace to cancel the match, but Ace says that it's all about people power since they're getting evaluated.

It's funny how Vickie sings her entrance theme every time

Ziggler is out.

Sheamus vs Ziggler last week was awesome, i hope we get the same tonight.

I'm pretty convinced right now that Sheamus and Finlay have the exact same moveset

SO Sheamus pumps out now too??

anyway, Sheamus wins, but Del Rio saves the day.

BTW...what ever happened to low blows in WWE??

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Otunga says that Vince is coming back to evaluate Ace's work. Shouldn't Triple H be doing this??

The Man With Night Vision Goggles is out. Sin Cara vs Hunico...again, they should continue their feud

I like Sin Cara's new mask and new intro jump. much better.

BTW, did you know Sin Cara is still undefeated too

SIn cara wins. meh

Ryback is next...meh meh

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we're back

Cena's pick for favorite 1000 ep thing is honest. he didn't love something about someone else.

JOBBERS!!!

Ryback wins meh

Stan Stansky....not even trying anymore are we?

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We're back from commercial

and it's clobbering time!!!

Punk vs Kane is now

Dragon is out just to make this show so much better

match is on.

when did a young Bruce Campbell start refereeing for WWE?

...this is turning out to be a good match

AWESOME MATCH

Kane defs Punk

YES!! Psycho AJ should hook up with KANE!!!

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explain a look Josh!!?? really?? fuuuuuuu

Truth in Paradise are out

they're going up against the Pink and Black Attack, Reks and Hawkins

GO REKS AND HAWKINS!!!

but the expected happens

Cena Cole is next

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we're back

Cena is out. Cole didn't even get into ring gear...thus telling us that this is not really gonna happen

Ace is out and changes the match to Cena vs Cole in a No DQ match if and only if Cena defeats Tensai

Predictable Cena kills Tensai's streak, yeah, there was still a streak. that was probably Tensai's final match.

Cena vs Cole No DQ is next.

Why is this the main event??