RAW Discussion 1/23

[Rabid619]

Tonight marks the final RAW before the Royal Rumble this coming Sunday. Last week saw Zack Ryder lose his United States Championship to Jack Swagger and Chris Jericho walk out on his tag team partners in the main event. Not much has officially been announced for tonight that i recall, i expect we'll hear some names for who's going to be in the rumble.

Results:

Dolph Ziggler & Jack Swagger w/Vickie Guerrero defeated CM Punk & John Cena.

Kane vs. Zack Ryder in a Falls Counts Anywhere Match was a No Contest.
-Kane chokeslammed Ryder through the stage and left before a fall was made.

Sheamus defeated Jinder Mahal.

Brodus Clay defeated Heath Slater.

R-Truth defeated The Miz
-Because he lost, Miz is the #1 entrant in the Royal Rumble match.

[Rabid619]

Punk starts us off talking about Ziggler and how Ziggler's beaten him 3 times in the past month. He says those wins by Ziggler were gift wrapped by John Laurinaitus.

[Rabid619]

Punk wants Laurinaitus to come out and say the things he said last week to his face. Punk waits a minute, starts to head to the back and now out comes John Cena.

[Rabid619]

Cena says he's tired of seeing Punk ramble on and on. Cena wants Laurinaitus to give Ryder his rematch tonight and he wants to fight Kane tonight. Cena wants him to resign? Thats a bit harsh considering Laurinaitus hasn't done anything that would force him to resign, only a crazy person would be demand that.

[Rabid619]

Laurinaitus says Ryder will face Kane tonight in a Falls Count Anywhere match. Laurinaitus says Cena can't interfere otherwise Ryder won't get another US title match.

[Rabid619]

Cena & Punk will be in the tag match tonight against......Ziggler & Swagger.

[Rabid619]

Gotta be honest, Ryder should be the one demanding the rematch. I get the whole thing that he & Cena are friends but Cena demanding it seems a bit weak.

[Rabid619]

Punk is wearing his wrestling gear BUT he's still wrestling in his shorts. Weird...

[Rabid619]

John Laurinaitus is sitting ring side, barely paying attention. He's texting as usual.

[Rabid619]

Laurinaitus jumps onto the apron yelling at Punk for pushing the official out of the way. Punk goes to hit him and misses. Ziggler rolls up Punk grabbing his tights practically mooning the crowd. Ziggler & Swagger win it.

[Rabid619]

Punk on the mic now, he wants to face Laurinaitus in a match at some point.

[Rabid619]

Laurinaitus excepts the challenge. They're saying it'll be tonight? That needs build up...

[Rabid619]

Jericho's in the building and they're bringing back the Highlight Reel. How can he honestly still be cheered after last week?

[kiel297]

Laurinaitus excepts the challenge. They're saying it'll be tonight? That needs build up...

The weeks upon weeks of fueding isn't build up enough?

And when else are they gonna have it? This is the go-home show. We all complain that they're not spontaneous enough, and then when they do something spontaneous, the first thing you do is complain o.O

[Rabid619]

The weeks upon weeks of fueding isn't build up enough?

And when else are they gonna have it? This is the go-home show. We all complain that they're not spontaneous enough, and then when they do something spontaneous, the first thing you do is complain o.O

A week of build up i'd be okay with but not an hour.

And i'm entitled to my likes and dislikes.

[Rabid619]

Highlight Reel time, me thinks Jericho might actually speak this time. 51/49

[Rabid619]

He spoke!!!

Alright it wasn't with a mic but he did speak. He's run to the back for something. He comes back with a t-shirt gun. No reaction from the crowd when he brings it out.

[Rabid619]

Jericho's got the camera now. Cole's "Look i'm on TV" was stupid because he should already know that.

Countdown clock?? Oh it's a video package of Jericho.

[Rabid619]

Jericho says that at the Royal Rumble, it's gonna be the end of the world as we know it.

[kiel297]

That fucker just made me mark out/vacate my bladder over a sentence.