It's back.... and it's never leaving again. Quote me on that while I laugh and count my money. Well, while I quickly chuckle and count my money. I don't have that much money.
This sounds like a cutaway interview from a porn. I always envisioned Michelle McCool's life to be similar to porn. Like, if they were to make a biography pic about Michelle McCool, you'd have to go through a curtain to rent it.
I just like how he hashtaged it #Five. The five count is epic and I feel he should be inducted into the HOF just for that.
As I was saying, I've always been a huge Bundy mark. He plays the giant fat guy heel SO WELL. He's loud, he's obnoxious, he's imposing, and he's so easy to hate because he looks like such a slob! I love it! I got a huge Bundy Vibe from Brodus his first time around, and although it might not mean much to some, I see this as a HUGE rub from one of the sports unrecognized legends.
A Ryder/Swagger feud? :ymsigh: I guess I'll watch it. The war of words on Twitter will be fun, mostly because you can't read a lisp. The only thing I hate more than listening to Swagger talk is watching him do comedy. He's so talented, and I can't believe I'm saying this, but Ryder is in a position where this program could put Swagger back on the map. I want to see Swagger vs Punk that's worth building to. I want to see a believable Swagger vs Orton FEUD. This could be a step in the right direction, or just more fuel to the underdog angle they're playing with Ryder. We'll see...
I don't know Jason Davis, but I can tell you he is a large man. How do I know this? He's Tweeting pictures of a half eaten meal and he's got a grocery store for a username. He spent the money he earned baking things at his local Kroger to purchase JR's custom ketchup. Side note: look at JR's face on the bottle! =))
Nice Al. It is now my personal mission to work this quote into a conversation before the weekend is over, and I encourage you all to do the same. Bonus points if you're talking to the opposite gender.
Well, you know what Seth Rollins, I don't like your stupid hats. I'm going to go enjoy a green Vita-Gummy and you can kiss my ass. Or don't. I heard what you wanted to do to YCW's...
Took the Christmas stuff down? What? I thought I was bad...
Vance Archer is (somehow) followed by over 25,000 people, and this is the most interesting thing he can think to share. I wonder what he's NOT sharing...
"Hey Hoytaholics... staring at the phone still. I thought it started to vibrate, but it was my neighbor cutting his grass."
"Hey Hoytaholics... my neighbor finished up cutting his grass. No more false alarms. Kinda hungry."
Also, correct me if I'm wrong, but that's a picture of James Storm. WTF?
A DVD of what!? What have you EVER DONE? Ok, so I wouldn't mind watching his program with Razor Ramone again, but after that, what have you EVER DONE!?
Yes, I'm SURE it was horribly inconvenient for Shawn to let you rub your boobies on him. It's obvious Shawn is doing his best to think about something else here. Probably about that time he squashed one off in Sable's gym bag and blamed it on Randy Orton.
Really, Kurt? REALLY? You and Shawn didn't train for your
Wrestlemania match.
REALLY? Shut up.
Almost done. Up until now I've always ended things with the Titus O'Neal Tweet of the Week. I've put that to bed, turns out Titus is STILL Tweeting the same sh*t he was six months ago. There's not a whole lot more I can say about it. So I've decided to just go with a TGIF Tweet of the Week. This weeks honor goes to Ted Dibiase Jr for a little TMI:
No really, Ted. You've done more than enough. You give a whole new meaning to #SauceIt.
Have a great week everyone! See you in the threads!
Bob-O
