iMPACT! Discussion 3/10/11

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Here's a preview of tonight's iMPACT! courtesy of tnawrestling.com:


- New TNA Wrestling World Champion Sting speaks out on his shocking return

- How will Hulk Hogan, Ric Flair, and “Immortal” react now that they have complete control of TNA?

- Plus, Angelina from MTV's Jersey Shore makes her in-ring debut

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Alright; we're starting off with some words from the Icon Sting.

He thanks all the fans for their support throughout the years. Now he's putting Jeff Hardy over; saying he hopes Jeff gets himself together and gives back to the fans.

Hogan and Bischof come out; Hogan says Sting ran away from TNA last year.

Sting says he quit bc he didn't want to deal with the "three headed monster" that is Bischof, Hogan, and Flair; but the more he watched from home, the more he wanted to get back in the ring.

Anderson comes out and says he wants his rematch; he doesn't care what anyone else wants.

Now out comes Jeff Hardy; says he was robbed last week and says he is the #1 contender.

Out comes RVD, claiming he is still the rightful champ so he should get the first shot at Sting.

Bischof makes Sting & RVD v. Jeff Hardy & Mr. Anderson for the main event.

Pope v. Joe is next....

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Pope wins a not too short, not bad match after hitting Joe with a chain wrapped fist.

Bully Ray calls Tommy Dreamer out to the parking lot; claims Dreamer stuck his "fat ass" into Bully Ray's business.

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KO's title match now; Madisyn comes out accompanied by Tara. Her opponent is....Roxxi!

Madisyn gets the win. Post match beatdown is broken up by Mickie.

Dreamer goes out to the parking lot to await Bully Ray.

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Ray is in the parking lot calling out Dreamer; Devon jumps him and beats him down with a chain. When Devon grabs a sledgehammer, Dreamer steps in and walks Devon away. A security guard helps Ray up, only to get beaten by Ray with the same chain Devon had beat him with.

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Angelina Love, Velvet Sky, and Winter defeat Angelina (JS), Cookie, and Sarita: Robbie came out when the ref was out of the ring and held Velvet; Angelina (JS) and Cookie kind of fight over who gets to hit Velvet; Winter interrupts them as if she is going to take the shot at Velvet, but then just takes both girls out. Robbie E grabs Winter's hair, she bits his hand. Angelina (JS) tries to sneak up behind Winter, but Velvet sneaks up be hind her and rolls her up for the win.

Next up is a three way Street Fight: Ric Flair v. Matt Hardy v. AJ Styles

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AJ, Flair & Matt talk trash to one another for a while. AJ finally strikes out at Matt and the match is underway....

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Flair gets the pin after hitting AJ with a low blow while he tried the Styles Clash on Matt, then Matt hits the Twist of Hate.

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Generation Me v. Ink Inc. now. Beer Money joins Tenay & Tazz on commentary.

Ink Inc win with a somewhat sloppy tag team move. Gen Me dominated most of the match.

Moore says the book of DILLIGAF says Ink Inc will be the new tag champs at Victory Road. Storm says at Victory Road, Beer Money will be kicking Ink Inc's ass bc "James Storm says 'Sorry About Your Damn Luck!'"

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Pope is backstage; vows to put an end to Joe at Victory Road.

the Jarretts are backstage cutting a stupid promo about their upcoming honeymoon.

rundown of Victory Road card:

Sting v. Jeff Hardy for the TNA World Title
Mr. Anderson v. Rob Van Dam for next shot at TNA World Title
Beer Money v. Ink Inc for the TNA World Tag Team Titles
Kazarian v. Robbie E v. Jeremy Buck v. Max Buck in Ultimate X for the TNA X Division Title
Angelina Love & Winter v. Sarita & Rosita for the TNA KO Tag Titles
AJ Styles v. Matt Hardy
Matt Morgan v. Hernendez in a First Blood Match
Bully Ray v. Tommy Dreamer
Pope v. Samoa Joe

Sting is being interviewed backstage; Anderson jumps him from behind and leaves him laying.

Next up: Sting & RVD v.Anderson & Jeff Hardy

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Who in the heck is doing the ring announcing right now? They sound like Tila Tequila after a narrowly lethal dose of helium.

Edit: It's So Cal Val. God, she's a looker but her voice could kill the mood like a bullet to the head.

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SoCal Val does the ring announcing bc JB was taken out when Anderson jumped on Sting backstage. Sting, too, did not come out.

Anderson jumps RVD to start the match. Once Jeff is in, Anderson refuses to tag back in until Jeff forcibly tags him. Anderson hits the Mic Check on on Jeff. The lights go out; they come back on, Sting is in the ring and hits Anderson witha Scorpion Death Drop, then signals to RVD who hits the 5 Star Frogsplash and they get the win.