What are the best quotes from wrestling characters of all time? Share your favourites.



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"Just when you think you know the answer....I change the question!" - Rowdy Roddy Piper
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"Iran number one, America hack poo!" - Iron Sheik
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"I'm billingual too. I'm bi a lot of things. Wait, no I'm not." - HHH talking about Chyna's abiliity to speak Spanish
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'Happy Birthday Dear Steph, You're a hoe with big breasts, So take the night off from hooking, If you smell what The Rock is cooking' - The Rock
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The Rock: "The Rock doesn't care about the history of the WCW Title? Well The Rock knows damn well the history of the WCW Title. The Rock knows that the title traces back to Frank Gotch, Lou Thesz, Ricky Steamboat, and WHOOOOOOOO Ric Flair!"

The Rock: "The Rock also knows damn well, what in recent years the WCW Title has come to...Diamond Dallas Page? Booker T? The guy from Scream 2, the dog from Married with Children, the maid from the Jeffersons! Shane McMahon, this title is just like your sister, everybody gets a turn!" - The Rock talking about the WCW Title
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"I became the first-ever Euro-continental champion in WWF history.

"Well, besides D'Lo Brown. But he doesn't count." - Kurt Angle
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"He's not pointing to anybody, he's showing how high he can count." - Bobby Heenan on Hulk Hogan
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"you ARE a household word, but so is garbage, and it stinks when it gets old too" - Jim Cornette on Hulk Hogan.

"I kick more ass on accident than most people do on purpose!" -Christian

"I know you! Yeah! You're JBL! JUAN BRADSHAW LAYFIELD!" -Christian to Alberto Del Rio

"You think you impress The Rock by going south of the border and beating some jabroni named Juventud!?" -The Rock to Chris Jericho

"Has your **** even dropped yet?!"
'Dude, I'm OLDER than you!' -Alex Shelley's retort to Brutus Magnus

"Can I get something to eat?"
'What? You ate yesterday!' -Chelsea and Desmond Wolfe

Stone Cold:"All of a sudden you're a paramedic? Did I call 911?"
Micheal Cole: "What now???"
Stone Cold: Get your ass up, your next! You're gonna get your skinny little ass whipped! The least you can do is take it like a man!!! Bring your little skinny, city, slicker, ass, up them stairs, and get into the ring, WITH STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN!!!
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Bobby Lashley & Finley double chokeslam Batista through the SmackDown! announce table.

Micheal Cole: Batista slam through the table by Lashley & Finley, right at the feet of The King, right at the feet of The King!!!! Batista went through the announce table!!!"
King Booker: " BATISTA JUST GOT KNOCKED, SLAPPED THE HELL OUT!!!!! THAT'S WHAT JUST HAPPENED!!! BATISTA IS DOWN!!! BATISTA IS DOWN!!! BATISTA IS DOWN!!!"
JBL: "We don't know who's gonna win, but we know who's not gonna win, Batista."
King Booker:"BATISTA IS DOWN!!!" x4 while Micheal Cole is trying to speak.

Calling Terry Funk stupid is an insult to stupid people - Jerry Lawler

"Just bring it you big b*%ch!! - The Rock to Kane[masked]

"HULK HOGAN! We're coming for you *$@ga!" - Booker T[Harlem Heat]

"It seems to me that The Scorpion King, has a little dinga ling!" - The Hurricane to The Rock

"I came to Dayton to kick ass and chew bubble gum... and I'm all out of freakin' bubble gum!"- Ace Steel

"If you put the letter S in front of hitman, you've had my exact opinion of Bret Hart."
-Stone Cold Steve Austin

"I don't need you with a bad leg, because you're too damn selfish, Bret! That's why you're standing there with a bad leg and that's why I kicked your leg out of your leg!"
-Owen Hart

Finally, the Rock has come back to {enter town name here}-the Rock

Guess what? I'm Next--Kevin Nash

You're Next--Goldberg

Whoo!--Ric Flair

"hey toots, if I wanted you to open your mouth I would have dropped my pants"- Austin Aries

"It was your pride,that allowed me to put you in a vegative state" Kane explaining how and why he destroyed the undertaker

"IF YOU PEOPLE DON'T SHUT UP, I'M GOING TO COME OUT THERE AND STICK MY TONGUE IN EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOUR THROATS!" - Goldust

"No...but I can take this fist can create more hits than your last Fozzy album!"
Shelton Benjamin talking to Chris Jericho

"You wouldn't make a decent size pimple on Terry Funk's ASS!!!!!"
Terry Funk talking to Ric Flair

"You can tell that hold is effective because his face is red and the rest of his body is the same color as a bottle of 2% Milk."

"Some call me the Triple H of the indies, but I think Triple H is the CM Punk of the WWE."

"And then we have this woman, who is as useful as--what would you say Dave Prazak--t*ts on a nun?"

-The Second City Saint, CM Punk.

Bump to get this going again:

"So, Hulk Hogan, whatchoo gonna do, when the Heartbreak Kid Shawn Michaels WON'T lay down for you?!"
-Shawn Michaels

"I don't give a Bramha Bull's a** what the Rock has to say. You with your unibrow and your 'Just bring it!' Bring what? A vomit bag? A fig newton? Or how about a Y2J telling you to Shut! THE HELL! UP!"
-Chris Jericho on The Rock