BRM Reviews the 8/2/2012 Impact
Posted: Aug 3rd, '12, 00:53
Going into this show, I was pretty sure that this was the go-home show for Hardcore Justice. The internet has just informed me that the PPV is actually next weekend. How is it that TNA has not even mentioned the date of their next PPV on the air in three shows?!
ZEMA ION & BOBBY ROODE vs. AUSTIN ARIES & KENNY KING- 6.25/10
I liked them brawling out from the back to start off the show. The right guy definitely got the pin here.
THE INTERVIEWERS TALKS TO STING ON HIS WAY TO THE RING- WTF? In the week since these accusations have been made, Sting has not asked James Storm about Aces & Eights? This is the sort of thing that I cannot stand about TNA. They make it seem like the company only exists during the two hours that Impact is on the air.
STING, JAMES STORM, & KURT ANGLE SEGMENT- HORRIBLE!
Sting asks Storm to come out and wants Storm to convince him that he isn’t behind Aces & Eights. Storm says that he can’t be behind Aces & Eights because he fights his own battles. Then he hints that Kurt Angle is behind Aces & Eights because Kurt jumped him from behind once. Then Kurt comes out and this gets even worse. Kurt asks who benefits from Aces & Eights attacking him before his match with James Storm? Well… everyone in the BFG Series benefits from it (aside from Kurt). Then Kurt points out that Aces & Eights attacked AJ, but not Storm. What Kurt doesn’t do is ask “who benefits from this?” because the answer would be “NOT JAMES STORM because Storm should have gotten DQed and lost a bunch of points! Then Kurt points to Aces & Eights running away from Storm at the end of the show (basically, he recaps everything that Sting had just said). Then they do some lame hype for their match tonight, and Sting says that he will be at ringside. Then the segment ends with nothing about added to the debate of Storm’s guilt or innocence , despite Sting having said that he was coming out here to get to the bottom of this and demanding that Storm convince him of his innocence.
BFG SERIES MATCHES FOR HARDCORE JUSTICE- a bunch of gimmick matches for no reason.
BOUND FOR GLORY SERIES MATCH: Bully Ray vs. Robbie E. (w/Rob Terry)- no rating.
Good for what it was.
GAIL & MADISON BACKSTAGE- good
#1 CONTENDERSHIP MATCH: Madison Rayne vs. Gail Kim vs. Tara vs. Mickie James- 5.5/10
Earl Hebner and Madison Rayne made out in the ring two weeks ago. Last week, Madison won a match because of a questionable call on Hebner’s part. WHICH IDIOT THOUGHT IT WAS A GOOD IDEA FOR HEBNER TO REFEREE THIS MATCH?!
They showed the wrong angle on the replay. The normal camera angle clearly showed that Tara’s shoulder was up… so why did they sow a replay that didn’t show Tara’s shoulders.
BROOKE HOGAN & STING BACKSTAGE- Bad No one cares about Brooke Hogan’s character, and she came off as a drama queen here. “Why are they picking on us?” What is this? High school?
EY & ODB- Brooke Hogan has a problem that one half of the Knockouts’ Tag Team Champions has a Y chromosome. Why hasn’t she done something about this before now? She has been in charge for two months now, and EY and & ODB have been the champs the entire time.
CHAVO GUERRERO JR. (w/Hernandez) vs. KID KASH (w/Gunner)- 5.25/10
They really should have given Chavo a lot more time to show what he could do. If you want to prove that WWE missed the ball on this guy, don’t give him a six minute match.
DIXIE CARTER SAYS THAT “IT IS WELL PAST TIME FOR AJ TO STEP UP AND SET THE RECORD STRAIGHT”- ARE YOU F*CKING KIDDING ME? This is coming from the woman who WENT SIX WEEKS LETTING THE ENTIRE WORLD… INCLDUING HER HUSBAND… THINK SHE WAS HAVING AN AFFAIR WITH AJ, GOING AS FAR AS TO LET HER HUSBAND PUNCH AJ IN THE FACE… and she says that AJ needs to step up and set the record straight about this? The sheer amount of chutzpah that it takes to make a statement like that…
DEVON & GARRETT OFFER TO PROTECT KURT FROM ACES & EIGHTS TONIGHT- Crap. And here is why: Devon mentioned that he and Garrett had offered to protect Sting a few weeks ago. What Devon neglected to mention is that HE AND GARRETT DIDN’T MAKE GOOD ON THEIR OFFER TO PROTECT STING, AS WHEN ACES & EIGHTS WERE BEATING STING UP, THEY WERE NOWHERE TO BE FOUND!
KAZ & DANIELS THROW A BABY SHOWER FOR CLAIRE- UTTER SH*T!
This was boring and stupid, and Claire’s acting was horrific. This is also the sort of thing that bothers me from a kayfabe point of view: why the hell would anyone in TNA management give them TV time for this?
BOUND FOR GLORY SERIES MATCH: James Storm vs. Kurt Angle- 6.5/10
Not good enough for a main event.
ACES & EIGHTS DON’T SHOW UP- I actually liked this a lot. They don’t have to show up every week for their “presence” to be felt.
SHOW-ENDING SCRUM- bad. This just felt so forced, and Storm forgot to sell his leg.
Overall, Impact was good in the ring, but stunk out of the ring.
STUPID ANNOUNCER QUOTES:
1. Tenay calls Tara Miss Tessmacher’s “long-time tag team partner.” IT HASN’T EVEN BEEN A YEAR!
ZEMA ION & BOBBY ROODE vs. AUSTIN ARIES & KENNY KING- 6.25/10
I liked them brawling out from the back to start off the show. The right guy definitely got the pin here.
THE INTERVIEWERS TALKS TO STING ON HIS WAY TO THE RING- WTF? In the week since these accusations have been made, Sting has not asked James Storm about Aces & Eights? This is the sort of thing that I cannot stand about TNA. They make it seem like the company only exists during the two hours that Impact is on the air.
STING, JAMES STORM, & KURT ANGLE SEGMENT- HORRIBLE!
Sting asks Storm to come out and wants Storm to convince him that he isn’t behind Aces & Eights. Storm says that he can’t be behind Aces & Eights because he fights his own battles. Then he hints that Kurt Angle is behind Aces & Eights because Kurt jumped him from behind once. Then Kurt comes out and this gets even worse. Kurt asks who benefits from Aces & Eights attacking him before his match with James Storm? Well… everyone in the BFG Series benefits from it (aside from Kurt). Then Kurt points out that Aces & Eights attacked AJ, but not Storm. What Kurt doesn’t do is ask “who benefits from this?” because the answer would be “NOT JAMES STORM because Storm should have gotten DQed and lost a bunch of points! Then Kurt points to Aces & Eights running away from Storm at the end of the show (basically, he recaps everything that Sting had just said). Then they do some lame hype for their match tonight, and Sting says that he will be at ringside. Then the segment ends with nothing about added to the debate of Storm’s guilt or innocence , despite Sting having said that he was coming out here to get to the bottom of this and demanding that Storm convince him of his innocence.
BFG SERIES MATCHES FOR HARDCORE JUSTICE- a bunch of gimmick matches for no reason.
BOUND FOR GLORY SERIES MATCH: Bully Ray vs. Robbie E. (w/Rob Terry)- no rating.
Good for what it was.
GAIL & MADISON BACKSTAGE- good
#1 CONTENDERSHIP MATCH: Madison Rayne vs. Gail Kim vs. Tara vs. Mickie James- 5.5/10
Earl Hebner and Madison Rayne made out in the ring two weeks ago. Last week, Madison won a match because of a questionable call on Hebner’s part. WHICH IDIOT THOUGHT IT WAS A GOOD IDEA FOR HEBNER TO REFEREE THIS MATCH?!
They showed the wrong angle on the replay. The normal camera angle clearly showed that Tara’s shoulder was up… so why did they sow a replay that didn’t show Tara’s shoulders.
BROOKE HOGAN & STING BACKSTAGE- Bad No one cares about Brooke Hogan’s character, and she came off as a drama queen here. “Why are they picking on us?” What is this? High school?
EY & ODB- Brooke Hogan has a problem that one half of the Knockouts’ Tag Team Champions has a Y chromosome. Why hasn’t she done something about this before now? She has been in charge for two months now, and EY and & ODB have been the champs the entire time.
CHAVO GUERRERO JR. (w/Hernandez) vs. KID KASH (w/Gunner)- 5.25/10
They really should have given Chavo a lot more time to show what he could do. If you want to prove that WWE missed the ball on this guy, don’t give him a six minute match.
DIXIE CARTER SAYS THAT “IT IS WELL PAST TIME FOR AJ TO STEP UP AND SET THE RECORD STRAIGHT”- ARE YOU F*CKING KIDDING ME? This is coming from the woman who WENT SIX WEEKS LETTING THE ENTIRE WORLD… INCLDUING HER HUSBAND… THINK SHE WAS HAVING AN AFFAIR WITH AJ, GOING AS FAR AS TO LET HER HUSBAND PUNCH AJ IN THE FACE… and she says that AJ needs to step up and set the record straight about this? The sheer amount of chutzpah that it takes to make a statement like that…
DEVON & GARRETT OFFER TO PROTECT KURT FROM ACES & EIGHTS TONIGHT- Crap. And here is why: Devon mentioned that he and Garrett had offered to protect Sting a few weeks ago. What Devon neglected to mention is that HE AND GARRETT DIDN’T MAKE GOOD ON THEIR OFFER TO PROTECT STING, AS WHEN ACES & EIGHTS WERE BEATING STING UP, THEY WERE NOWHERE TO BE FOUND!
KAZ & DANIELS THROW A BABY SHOWER FOR CLAIRE- UTTER SH*T!
This was boring and stupid, and Claire’s acting was horrific. This is also the sort of thing that bothers me from a kayfabe point of view: why the hell would anyone in TNA management give them TV time for this?
BOUND FOR GLORY SERIES MATCH: James Storm vs. Kurt Angle- 6.5/10
Not good enough for a main event.
ACES & EIGHTS DON’T SHOW UP- I actually liked this a lot. They don’t have to show up every week for their “presence” to be felt.
SHOW-ENDING SCRUM- bad. This just felt so forced, and Storm forgot to sell his leg.
Overall, Impact was good in the ring, but stunk out of the ring.
STUPID ANNOUNCER QUOTES:
1. Tenay calls Tara Miss Tessmacher’s “long-time tag team partner.” IT HASN’T EVEN BEEN A YEAR!