It's Monday again and that means a new episode of WWE Monday Night Raw!

- Teddy Long Takes Charge: What Does He Have in Store for Raw?
- Celebrating 1,000 Episodes: Will Another Former WWE Superstar Appear?
- The WWE Championship Money in the Bank: Will Any More Former WWE Champions Join the Match?
- A Crazed Referee: How Will CM Punk and Daniel Bryan Deal with A.J. Being the Special Guest Referee?
- Brock Lesnar to Respond to Triple H's SummerSlam Challenge

Already announced is Cena and Punk vs Jericho and Dragon

WELCOME!!

Recap....dramatic recap

We start the show with Johnny-C coming out to the ring...and he talks

Then Dragon comes out and he doesn't even get his song, now he simply comes out chanting YES!...is that his new theme song??

Punk comes out, song less too.

...you guessed it. Jericho comes out now

CATCHPHRASE MATCH!!!

didn't guess this one, kane comes out now

followed by show. that i did guess

they all fight...and no tag match was made by long. we all win

Jericho just spouted all his catchphrases off for fun. I don't think this erection's ever gonna go away.

Kinda lame opening to the show.

kiel297 wrote:Jericho just spouted all his catchphrases off for fun. I don't think this erection's ever gonna go away.

i lol'd bad

we're back from commercial

Prime Time Players + Otunga + Dr Doom come out

they're going against

Truth in Paradise + Santino + Captain Charisma

FIGHT!

AW is doing that thing that LayCool did a long time ago with a live mic during a match. And yes, it's as annoying as it was with laycool

Team Faces rape...i mean def Otunga after everyone left. Even Clay came out to get a little something something on the side

This is the kind of thing that makes me watch TNA and feel good about myself.

Alberto talks to Teddy. Alberto is awesome...he deserves a World Title Shot. Which he gets at MITB.

Next is Del RIo vs Teddy Long's surprise. I guess Long really enjoys those rape matches.

Alberto comes out and he is to fight Sin Cara

Alberto kills Sin Cara right before the match could start. BTW, it was just a coincidence, when he was locking the arm bar...yeah, rape

AJ rejects Daniel

and next is Heyman making funny faces

we're back with Heyman on TV

The decision is....

Lesnar will answer himself at the 1000 episode. BOOOOOOO

Heyman then shoots nonsense

this segment sucked ass...

anyway, Kane vs Show in a NO DQ match later, also Sheamus/AJ vs Ziggler/Vickie

we're back

Sheamus/AJ vs Ziggler/Vickie is now

so Sheamus is now screaming one syllable chants??

DAAMN hell of shot by AJ to Guerrero!!

YES! YES! YES! Cute YES!

REJECTION!!!

I now understand that AJ is Overly Attached Girlfriend

we're back

heath slater quash time. this monday is....

Doink....really.....

Slater wins

DIAMOND DALLAS PAGE!!!!

DIAMOND CUTTER!!!

Orton should come out and challenge him

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All the little kids in the world right now are like "who is that old Jewish guy who just RKO'd Heath Slater?"

we're back

Kane vs Show is now. No DQ

[insert match comments]

Long then talks with Wonder Woman...and gets a name tag, she was actually Eve. Then she gets killed by AJ....verbally at least. This segment kinda confirmed me that this AJ angle was supposed to be for Eve.

Kidd vs Tensai is now. Seems like Sakamoto forgave Tensai after the beating.

Kidd is my dark horse to win the MITB

YES!!!! TYSON KIDD PINS TENSAI

then Jericho and Dragon are awesome!!!

Punk and Cena suck at that

main event time

cena/punk vs jericho/dragon is now

YES!!

AJ comes out and no one pays attention to her!!!

She gets a table!!

da fuck is she doing....JUMP!!!

oh shit, she kisses punk and throws him over dragon who and both go through the table!!

YES! YES! YES! CUTE YES!


AWESOME COMMERCIAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

cero2k wrote:main event time

cena/punk vs jericho/dragon is now

YES!!

AJ comes out and no one pays attention to her!!!

She gets a table!!

da f**k is she doing....JUMP!!!

oh s**t, she kisses punk and throws him over dragon who and both go through the table!!

YES! YES! YES! CUTE YES!


AWESOME COMMERCIAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A cute yes?....Youre really a sexual deviant,You know that? :p

KILLdozer wrote:
A cute yes?....Youre really a sexual deviant,You know that? :p

what can i say, AJ's YES! chants are freaking cute.