BRM's thoughts on the 1/17/2011 Raw
Posted: Jan 18th, '11, 14:21
1. Cena was pretty good on the mic, and Miz played off of him perfectly!
2. The Punk-Cena match was set up very well.
3. WWE Tag Team Title match: Santino & Kozlov(c) (w/Tamina) vs. the Usos- 3/10. Way too short. The one thing I did like here was Santino using the Cobra ONLY AFTER A BIG MOVE FROM KOZLOV. THat makes it more of a believeable finisher.
4. John Morrison vs. Daniel Bryan (w/The Bella Twins)- 5.75/10. It takes two VERY talented wrestlers to put on a match this good in less than four and a half minutes! They need more time!
Props to Dragon and the Bella's on the entrance it is great.
5. Sheamus' promo was good, but he needs to take off that silly crown and robe. Noby actually thinks that this makes him a real king. Coinstantly refering to himself as such makes him seem like a giant goof.
6. Hoy crap. Actually storyline development ith this Dragon & Bellas angle. I don't like the angle... but at least it makes sense.
7. Randy Orton vs. Dolph Ziggler (w/Vickie Guerrero)-6.25/10. Not going to lie... I actually did blink and miss the RKO.
Still... why is Dolph allowed to be on Raw?
8. After the match, Miz & Riley jump Orton. This was good, but the involvement of COle and Lawler made this segment GREAT!
9. Punk cuts an Ultiimate Warrior promo backstage. It made no sense, but sounded cool.
10. Natalya vs. Maryse- 1.75/10- WAY TOO SHORT. Cole spent the whole time chatting with Eve instead of calling the match.
11. The post-match stuff between Maryse & Dibiase was pretty good. Dibiase losing the Top Rope challenge was dumb. It just makes Dibiase look bad. THe better thing to do would have been to have him find a way to eliminate Henry, who will always retain his heat because he is F*CKING HUGE.
12. NOOO! Why the hell in Mark Henry eliminating people?! The man has been in the WWE for 15 years and has barely been able to get over! We all know what will happen! Everyone will gang up on Henry (and Big Show, and Kane, and anyone else like that) to eliminate them!
At least Del Rio stole his thunder. But why is he allowed to be here?
13. While it was funny, the Derek Bateman skit belongs on SNL, not on Raw.
14. Cole and Lawler are GREAT together.
15. The Royal Rumble video package was pretty good. It highlited a few guys in particular, like Kane and Rey. The comment about divas "havin their male counterparts' number" didn't make any sense, because no woman has ever eliminated more than one man in a single rumblem menaing that, AT BEST, the odds are even (and if you add in the fact that their are som many more men than women... well... it's not even close). These are the sort of statements that I find to be so stupid and irritating. It is throwing a bone to the feminist, PC BS. You would NEVER see a similar statistic about white wrestlers vs. black wrestlers. Why can't we all just be PEOPLE without focusing on subdivisions!
16. CM Punk vs. John Cena-7/10
Cole calls a Koji Clutch the Annoconda Vise. You want to change the move... fine. But don't pretend it is the same move, which Cole did when he said "this move has taken out many superstars before in the WWE."
The finish was weird, but at least it lead to something. Until I get a name, the mystery man will be known as "Beard-Tista."
2. The Punk-Cena match was set up very well.
3. WWE Tag Team Title match: Santino & Kozlov(c) (w/Tamina) vs. the Usos- 3/10. Way too short. The one thing I did like here was Santino using the Cobra ONLY AFTER A BIG MOVE FROM KOZLOV. THat makes it more of a believeable finisher.
4. John Morrison vs. Daniel Bryan (w/The Bella Twins)- 5.75/10. It takes two VERY talented wrestlers to put on a match this good in less than four and a half minutes! They need more time!
Props to Dragon and the Bella's on the entrance it is great.
5. Sheamus' promo was good, but he needs to take off that silly crown and robe. Noby actually thinks that this makes him a real king. Coinstantly refering to himself as such makes him seem like a giant goof.
6. Hoy crap. Actually storyline development ith this Dragon & Bellas angle. I don't like the angle... but at least it makes sense.
7. Randy Orton vs. Dolph Ziggler (w/Vickie Guerrero)-6.25/10. Not going to lie... I actually did blink and miss the RKO.
Still... why is Dolph allowed to be on Raw?
8. After the match, Miz & Riley jump Orton. This was good, but the involvement of COle and Lawler made this segment GREAT!
9. Punk cuts an Ultiimate Warrior promo backstage. It made no sense, but sounded cool.
10. Natalya vs. Maryse- 1.75/10- WAY TOO SHORT. Cole spent the whole time chatting with Eve instead of calling the match.
11. The post-match stuff between Maryse & Dibiase was pretty good. Dibiase losing the Top Rope challenge was dumb. It just makes Dibiase look bad. THe better thing to do would have been to have him find a way to eliminate Henry, who will always retain his heat because he is F*CKING HUGE.
12. NOOO! Why the hell in Mark Henry eliminating people?! The man has been in the WWE for 15 years and has barely been able to get over! We all know what will happen! Everyone will gang up on Henry (and Big Show, and Kane, and anyone else like that) to eliminate them!
At least Del Rio stole his thunder. But why is he allowed to be here?
13. While it was funny, the Derek Bateman skit belongs on SNL, not on Raw.
14. Cole and Lawler are GREAT together.
15. The Royal Rumble video package was pretty good. It highlited a few guys in particular, like Kane and Rey. The comment about divas "havin their male counterparts' number" didn't make any sense, because no woman has ever eliminated more than one man in a single rumblem menaing that, AT BEST, the odds are even (and if you add in the fact that their are som many more men than women... well... it's not even close). These are the sort of statements that I find to be so stupid and irritating. It is throwing a bone to the feminist, PC BS. You would NEVER see a similar statistic about white wrestlers vs. black wrestlers. Why can't we all just be PEOPLE without focusing on subdivisions!
16. CM Punk vs. John Cena-7/10
Cole calls a Koji Clutch the Annoconda Vise. You want to change the move... fine. But don't pretend it is the same move, which Cole did when he said "this move has taken out many superstars before in the WWE."
The finish was weird, but at least it lead to something. Until I get a name, the mystery man will be known as "Beard-Tista."