Heyman: That divas match is like a car wreck!

Brock: Yeah. It is terrible, but you can't help but stare.

Heyman: He's not wearing anything under that belt?!

Lesnar: Yes i am don't be ridicu......oops, i guess i forgot something today.....

"Hey Brock! They spelled your belt wrong."
Brock: "Paul? What's he talking about?"
Heyman: "I don't know. Hey! What are you talking about!?"
"Should be 'champION' that says 'IUN'
Brock: "Paul?"
Heyman: "Uh... no. You're fine Brock, the belt.... well, I'll be damned.... er, don't worry about it champ. He doesn't know what he's talking about..."

Heyman : Hey Lesnar, you ever been mistaken for a man?

Lesnar : No...have you?