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Quotes You NEVER Thought You'd Hear on a Wrestling Show

Posted: Mar 31st, '12, 22:47
by Big Red Machine
"I don't want to see another orgasm here" - Nigel McGuinness (ROH Showdown In The Sun, Day 2)

Re: Qoutes You NEVER Thought You'd Hear on a Wrestling Show

Posted: Apr 1st, '12, 04:17
by e-moose
Big Red Machine wrote:"I don't want to see another orgasm here" - Nigel McGuinness (ROH Showdown In The Sun, Day 2)
=)) Now there's a WTF moment! So is there any explanation behind him saying that?

Re: Qoutes You NEVER Thought You'd Hear on a Wrestling Show

Posted: Apr 1st, '12, 09:00
by Big Red Machine
e-moose wrote:
Big Red Machine wrote:"I don't want to see another orgasm here" - Nigel McGuinness (ROH Showdown In The Sun, Day 2)
=)) Now there's a WTF moment! So is there any explanation behind him saying that?
Basically, ROH has been running an angle in which Steve Corino and Jimmy Jacobs have been (using their own term) "sober" from being evil. This has caused Kevin Steen to lose all respect for his former mentor, Corino, so he has been trying to knock them off the wagon. Against Corino's advice, Jacobs challenged Steen to a No DQ's match, and during the match, Jacobs pulled out his trademark railroad spike and stabbed Steen in the head with it. Then Jacobs kind of froze up with this look on his face that said "what did I just do?!"

At one of the next shows, Jacobs came out and said (something along the lines of) "I didn't freeze up because I was sad about what I did. I froze up when I stabbed Kevin Steen because I had been celibate for a year and just had my first orgasm."

Re: Quotes You NEVER Thought You'd Hear on a Wrestling Show

Posted: Apr 1st, '12, 10:45
by Lynas
"CHYNA JUST GAVE AL SNOW HEAD!" - Jim Ross

Re: Quotes You NEVER Thought You'd Hear on a Wrestling Show

Posted: Apr 17th, '12, 11:50
by RedSon
"He's gonna pin him near the commode!!"

Re: Quotes You NEVER Thought You'd Hear on a Wrestling Show

Posted: Apr 18th, '12, 12:44
by Big Bad Booty Daddy
Lynas wrote:"CHYNA JUST GAVE AL SNOW HEAD!" - Jim Ross

=)) =)) =)) =)) =))

Re: Quotes You NEVER Thought You'd Hear on a Wrestling Show

Posted: May 5th, '12, 20:45
by Big Red Machine
"NOSTRIL WARFARE!"- Dave Prazak at ROH Richards vs. Daniels

Re: Quotes You NEVER Thought You'd Hear on a Wrestling Show

Posted: Jun 18th, '12, 23:47
by Big Red Machine
Don West at Slammiversary 2005:
"He just performed a vasectomy right in the middle of the ring"

Re: Quotes You NEVER Thought You'd Hear on a Wrestling Show

Posted: Mar 17th, '13, 10:17
by Big Red Machine
Gabe: I don't know if those shoes are legal
Prazak: But they sure are tasty

Re: Quotes You NEVER Thought You'd Hear on a Wrestling Show

Posted: Mar 17th, '13, 21:56
by KILLdozer
"Come at me bro."

King from Raw that time Ryback was waiting to fight with someone, I think it was...Really not sure...All I know is it was a face awaiting a heel to attack them.

Re: Quotes You NEVER Thought You'd Hear on a Wrestling Show

Posted: Jun 4th, '13, 21:40
by Big Red Machine
"It's never too early in the evening for a decapitation"- Mike Quackenbush, from CHIKARA Bruised

Re: Quotes You NEVER Thought You'd Hear on a Wrestling Show

Posted: Dec 19th, '13, 16:21
by Big Red Machine
"Now I would stick my thumb in his anus, but that's just me."

Steve Corino from ROH Pursuit: Night 1, when R.D. Evans locked Hakeem Zain in an abdominal stretch.

Re: Quotes You NEVER Thought You'd Hear on a Wrestling Show

Posted: Dec 21st, '13, 20:45
by Big Red Machine
"I know what to do with my nuts"- Nigel McGuinness, ROH Final Battle 2013

Re: Quotes You NEVER Thought You'd Hear on a Wrestling Show

Posted: Dec 24th, '13, 18:33
by Big Red Machine
"ARREST THAT SANTA!"

Re: Quotes You NEVER Thought You'd Hear on a Wrestling Show

Posted: Jul 29th, '14, 15:35
by Big Red Machine
"THEY MOLESTED THE BULL!"

Re: Quotes You NEVER Thought You'd Hear on a Wrestling Show

Posted: Jul 29th, '14, 15:59
by cero2k
just looking at these, why was 'Anal Bleeding' not mentioned before?

Re: Quotes You NEVER Thought You'd Hear on a Wrestling Show

Posted: Jul 29th, '14, 16:03
by Big Red Machine
cero2k wrote:just looking at these, why was 'Anal Bleeding' not mentioned before?
Well... it got mentioned now.

Re: Quotes You NEVER Thought You'd Hear on a Wrestling Show

Posted: Jul 29th, '14, 17:45
by WrestlingJoker
The Undertaker's streak has been beaten.

Re: Quotes You NEVER Thought You'd Hear on a Wrestling Show

Posted: Aug 9th, '14, 16:52
by Big Red Machine
cero2k wrote:just looking at these, why was 'Anal Bleeding' not mentioned before?
To go along with this one, I'm watching ROH Summer Heat Tour: Cincinnati, and Steve Corino just said "his hemorrhoids are sticking out of the bottom of his trunks there."

Re: Quotes You NEVER Thought You'd Hear on a Wrestling Show

Posted: Aug 15th, '14, 11:56
by Bulletclubfan2014
Kevin Steen on commentary at PWG All Star Weekend 8 Night 2
(Talkking of Tozawa) " I've taught him how to curse several sexual techniqus and my favorite porn site Americanzoos.org"