I'm tired of coward heels
Posted: Oct 18th, '11, 03:08
I know that there are times when it's entirely plausible, logical, and a good idea to play the cowardly bitch heel.
But I hate it.
I especially hate it when some huge rampaging heel suddenly loses his spine when he gets what he wants.
Sheamus storms onto Raw from ECW and is all "I'M GONNA BEAT THE CRAP OUTTA YOU CENA AND TAKE THAT TITLE!"
He wins the title and he's high and mighty. Next day, he asks for the day off. The man who's afraid of nothing is suddenly very afraid of Cena. As if his victory was thoroughly meaningless and in no way some sort of indication of what he's capable of doing. (I know it was a table match, let's just run with it.)
Christian loses the belt to Orton. ONE MORE MATCH! ONE MORE MATCH! He gets two shots after losing in which he has 0 fear of Orton. He turns heel, gets his title back and suddenly all his stride is gone. I'm ditching like a sad sad little baby for the hills.
Alberto Del Rio! IT IS MY DESTINY TO BE CHAMPION! NOW THAT I AM CHAMPION IT IS MY DESTINY TO COWER IN THE BACKSEAT OF MY CAR!
I like Mark Henry's reign on the fact that there's not really as much of this sad cowering crap. Orton wants his title back? RUN HIM OVER. Orton still wants it back? RUN HIM OVER AGAIN. I saw him refuse the challenge of the Big Show and if this leads to more coward heel crap, I'm gonna metaphorically vomit.
But I hate it.
I especially hate it when some huge rampaging heel suddenly loses his spine when he gets what he wants.
Sheamus storms onto Raw from ECW and is all "I'M GONNA BEAT THE CRAP OUTTA YOU CENA AND TAKE THAT TITLE!"
He wins the title and he's high and mighty. Next day, he asks for the day off. The man who's afraid of nothing is suddenly very afraid of Cena. As if his victory was thoroughly meaningless and in no way some sort of indication of what he's capable of doing. (I know it was a table match, let's just run with it.)
Christian loses the belt to Orton. ONE MORE MATCH! ONE MORE MATCH! He gets two shots after losing in which he has 0 fear of Orton. He turns heel, gets his title back and suddenly all his stride is gone. I'm ditching like a sad sad little baby for the hills.
Alberto Del Rio! IT IS MY DESTINY TO BE CHAMPION! NOW THAT I AM CHAMPION IT IS MY DESTINY TO COWER IN THE BACKSEAT OF MY CAR!
I like Mark Henry's reign on the fact that there's not really as much of this sad cowering crap. Orton wants his title back? RUN HIM OVER. Orton still wants it back? RUN HIM OVER AGAIN. I saw him refuse the challenge of the Big Show and if this leads to more coward heel crap, I'm gonna metaphorically vomit.