Linda: "I never realised before, but in the light Vince, your boobs are bigger than mine"
Shane: "Yeah, bigger than moms"
Steph: "Yeah, bigger than mine too.... before the surgery......"

Vince: FOR CHRISTMAS THIS YEAR, EVERYONE IS GETTING BOOB JOBS!!!! YEAH!!!!
Shane: What about me dad? What am I getting for Christmas?
Vince: I JUST TOLD YOU!!! PAY ATTENTION!!!
Shane: I don't want that, Dad. I'm a boy.
Vince: YOU'RE GETTING BREASTS SHANE, AND YOU'RE GONNA LOVE IT!!!
Shane: Why are you yelling...?
Vince: CAUSE I'M VINCE MCMAHON, DAMMIT, AND TALKIN' 'BOUT BOOBIES!!!!

Bob-O wrote:Vince: FOR CHRISTMAS THIS YEAR, EVERYONE IS GETTING BOOB JOBS!!!! YEAH!!!!
Shane: What about me dad? What am I getting for Christmas?
Vince: I JUST TOLD YOU!!! PAY ATTENTION!!!
Shane: I don't want that, Dad. I'm a boy.
Vince: YOU'RE GETTING BREASTS SHANE, AND YOU'RE GONNA LOVE IT!!!
Shane: Why are you yelling...?
Vince: CAUSE I'M VINCE MCMAHON, DAMMIT, AND TALKIN' 'BOUT BOOBIES!!!!

THIS IS HILARIOUS!