BRM Reviews the 3/31/2021 Dynamite (a microcosm of AEW)
Posted: Apr 1st, '21, 20:28
CHRISTIAN CAGE vs. FRANKIE KAZARIAN- 7.25/10
“Returned to the ring after a seven-year layoff?” I guess we’re not counting the Royal Rumble. Why lie? Why not just say that he “recently returned to the ring” and that this is “his first singles match in seven years?”
Kaz is 11-0 this year. If there is someone in your promotion who has been wrestling a lot and hasn’t lost in THREE MONTHS, I should know about it. This match would have felt a lot bigger going in if I knew Kaz was on an undefeated streak.
The story here was the Christian proving that he “still has it.” The match went rather long (about sixteen and a half minutes). Long enough that I began thinking of the pros and cons of booking a draw here… and I’m still not sure that wouldn’t have been better than just putting Christian over like they did (more on that in a moment). Christian did all of his greatest hits, and took a lot of punishment and still kept going. There were some very good nearfalls as well. The only real negative was that there were times where it felt like it was the wrong kind of slow (as in felt like it was going slow because Christian was blown up rather than being slow because that’s the pace they wanted to work at). Well… that and Kaz’s ridiculous bump for the Unprettier/Kill Switch.
But enough about the match. Let’s move to one of my favorite subjects: the merits of the time-limit draw as a booking tool!
Obviously, the advantage of a draw is that it’s a finish where nobody has to lose, while the downside is that nobody gets to win, either. In most cases, the idea will be to emphasize the former. You book the match this time and don’t give a finish to build anticipation for a rematch in a few weeks, during which time the two wrestlers will have won some more matches (or done whatever their story needs them to do) and you’re ready to give us a winner in a rematch that will now feel even bigger. This is basic stuff. But a skilled booker will know how to use this tool in a way where the latter can also enhance the story (or stories) of the wrestler(s) involved.
Kaz’s undefeated streak means that he is pretty clearly in a position where you would want the former to be the message with him. Yeah, he wouldn’t have moved to 12-0, but he’d still be undefeated this year. Christian, on the other hand, is in a situation where having him show that he can go twenty minutes and take a lot of punishment and do all of his big moves but go to a draw instead of getting the win could enhance his story. Now that first win becomes something he’s questing after. This is, after all, the story of a man trying to return to being a full-time pro wrestler after seven years off due to injury. Why not keep us waiting for that first win by having him go to a draw here, cut a promo next week about what getting that first win would mean, and then have him get that first win the week after that? You could even come back to a match with Kaz after Kaz’s undefeated streak has been blown off in a more productive way than losing to Christian (like a title match against Kenny Omega), making that rematch- and Christian’s victory over Kaz in the rematch- feel like a bigger moment?
Now, the obvious counterpoint to this is that you want Christian to look strong by having him win right away. I completely understand that. But I think that the right course of action here is determined by the speed at which they want to get to Omega vs. Christian. If they’ve got time (while Omega is, say, feuding with Moxley and Kingston and whichever other challengers may be coming along), then I think the draw and the longer story with Christian would have been better. If they want to get to Christian vs. Omega by the end of April, obviously Christian winning is better… although it makes Kaz’s streak feel like a waste (why have Christian’s first match be against Kaz as opposed to a similarly-positioned wrestler who doesn’t have as much to lose by losing?).
In conclusion, promotions really should use time-limit draws more often than they do.
DARBY ALLIN (& STING) VIDEO/PROMO ABOUT MATT HARDY- good
JADE CARGILL VIDEO PACKAGE/PROMO ON RED VELVET- very good
EXHIBITION MATCH WITH ARN ANDERSON AS SPECIAL GUEST REFEREE: Q.T. Marshall vs. Cody Rhodes- no rating, bad segment
Dustin Rhodes, Billy Gunn, and various Nightmare Factory students were at ringside for this match.
So if Cody won’t lock in a submission or hit a move, how is he planning on winning? Or is he just going to stall out until the time limit? This whole thing makes Cody feel like a huge douche. Other friends on the show fight and are just fine (like Kaz and Christian just did, for example).
Anyway, they did some stuff for a bit. Cody could have gotten a Figure-Four but chose not to. He also could have hit the CrossRhodes but chose not to. At no point did Q.T. have Cody in any sort of trouble despite the handicaps of 1) Cody not trying and 2) Cody having an injured shoulder. So how, exactly, is this supposed to make us think Q.T. is any sort of a threat to Cody when the feud starts in earnest?
Q.T. eventually got frustrated and punched Arn out for the DQ. Was that a heelish thing to do? Absolutely. But I’m not really that angry because 1) Cody is, as previously documented, kind of a douche, and 2) Cody getting revenge on Q.T. doesn’t seem like it will be very difficult or take very long. I’m more invested in seeing Arn get revenge on Q.T. now than I am in seeing Cody get it.
Then some of the no-name students turned on some of the other no-name students because I guess they’re working with Q.T. Whatever? These people are all no-names. Cody, Dustin, Lee Johnson, and a barely-used Billy Gunn vs. Q.T. Marshall and his young-boys doesn’t seem interesting at all.
The heel students gave Lee Johnson a big powerbomb onto the ramp. Excalibur wondered if this was payback for Johnson thanking everyone but Q.T. during his speech after his first win. If that’s the case, then, while this is certainly going too far for something like that, it still doesn’t paint Johnson in a very good light if he thanked everyone but one specific guy.
Q.T. stepped on Johnson’s head and then slammed Arn’s arm into the barricade. Where is security? Or anyone of Cody or Dustin’s friends? Or even some undercard heel who wants to curry favor with one of the bosses? Q.T. gives Dustin a piledriver onto the steps, and one of the no-names hit Cody in the stomach. Q.T. was going so smash Cody’s head into the stairs with a chair, but Red Velvet came out to defend him so the heels leave.
Yet again, AEW repeats the same mistakes:
1. You can’t just throw characters on TV and expect the audience to care about them.
2. Don’t have your babyfaces be douchebags. Yes, this is clearly an overreaction, but from what we’ve heard and seen (in Johnson’s case confirmed by Excalibur and in Cody’s case not denied by Cody at all when he had a clear chance to last week), Q.T. does have a real reason to feel majorly slightly by both Cody Rhodes and Lee Johnson. Not appreciating a friend or mentor who helps you is a heel move, especially when you do show that appreciation to others (and that’s without even going into the way Cody treated Q.T. in booking this as an “exhibition”).
ETHAN PAGE & SCORPIO SKY PROMO- meh
They’re complaining about not getting booked the way they feel they have earned. They’re so angry at AEW that they are going to… have a match on Dark: Elevation against an undercard tag team (the Sydal Brothers) to try to move up in the company. How rebellious of them.
After this ended, Tony Schiavone told us that they had engaged in “some unwarranted, uncalled-for behavior,” but didn’t actually tell us what that behavior was (I guess a replay would have been too much to ask). Instead, he used it to transition to a replay of the Cody angle.
DASHA GONZALEZ’S INTERVIEW WITH RED VELVET IS INTERRUPTED BY JADE CARGILL ATTACKING- fine
Jade attacked from a blind side and was a jerk.
JON MOXLEY PROMO- great
He’s going to take his anger about everything else going on out on poor Cezar Bononi.
JON MOXLEY vs. CEZAR BONONI (w/Ryan Nemeth & J.D. Drake)- 5.75/10
I asked for Bononi in a longer match and I got it. Thanks, Tony!
The story here was Moxley overcoming three-on-one odds to get the win.
TEAM TAZ PROMO- fine
Taz insists that everything is fine, but we know Cage is not on the same page as everyone else. Cage and Starks argued about the events of a match on Dark that we had not previously been told about or shown any clips of, so I don’t know who to believe.
PINNACLE SEGMENT- dumb
MJF is telling them about the new stylist and interior decorator he got for them. He opens the bathroom door to find that the Inner Circle have apparently been hiding. Why did they hide in the bathroom where they would have to come out of a bottleneck instead of just waiting in the locker room and attacking the Pinnacle when they entered?
They don’t attack. MJF closes the door and tells his group “we’ve got to go.” Fortunately for the Inner Circle, he goes to another door where Hager is waiting. So has Hager been waiting outside of the locker room for as long as they’ve been in the bathroom? This was SOOOO dumb. If you want the one group to attack the other, just have them attack! Don’t try to add in comedy, and especially not “they’re in the bathroom, LOL!” This is a show where you say “sh*t” once an hour. None of the target demographic for that humor (eight-year-olds) should be watching.
And fortunately this all happened at the time when we cut to the Pinnacle’s locker room so the cameras that MJF invited in could see it. What if one of the heels had to go to the bathroom before it was time for MJF’s speech?
The babyfaces all threw the heels into or through something, and Jericho gave MJF a swirly. Oh, and they took their locker room back. The whole thing with the Pinnacle taking the Inner Circle’s locker room made no sense in the first place, so I didn’t care about that part.
DON CALLIS INTERRUPTS ALEX MARVEZ’S INTERVIEW WITH THE YOUNG BUCKS- not good
He sent off both Marvez and the Nick Jackson. Why did the Matt listen to Callis and leave?
Callis said that the Bucks broke Kenny Omega’s heart last week when they left him laying and bloody, and didn’t help him. He said this was evidence that they didn’t care about people who have sacrificed so much for them. Callis slapped Matt. Matt grabbed him by the collar… and the let him go. I could have accepted that this would stir up conflicting emotions in Matt if Callis hadn’t also claimed that the Bucks didn’t care about their father and didn’t help him when the same thing happened to him. That was just too far for me to be able to believe that Matt wouldn’t see this as the obvious attempt at emotional manipulation that it was.
LUCHA BROS. PROMO- good
They want all of the titles.
KENNY OMEGA & THE GOOD BROTHERS vs. LUCHA BROS. & LAREDO KID- 8/10
Heels win clean after lots of great action.
POST-MATCH SEGMENT- disappointing
Jon Moxley comes out to stare down Omega & the Good Brothers. Then the Young Bucks come out and they all charge so the heels run away. This- the Bucks actively choosing to side against Kenny- didn’t feel anywhere near as big as it should. I think the heels escaping and then us quickly going to commercial was the problem.
BRITT BAKER CUTS A PROMO PLUGGING DARK: ELEVATION- bad
Britt said that Thunder Rosa will be on Dark: Elevation so she can build up her record with wins because her win over Britt was in an unsanctioned match and thus doesn’t count. That begs the question of why AEW does some of these matches as “unsanctioned.” There is no consistency about it whatever. Why was their match or Moxley vs. Omega unsanctioned by the Best Friends vs. LAX brawl in the parking lot or tonight’s main event not? What is the point of telling wrestlers “okay, we’ll let you settle your issue in this big violent match… but it’s not going to count?”
Also, why is Thunder Rosa being booked on Dark: Elevation and Britt on Dynamite when Thunder Rosa is the one who won the match? Shouldn’t it be the other way around?
MATT HARDY PROMO- meh
Yeah, they really didn’t think through how the stip of the Hardy/Page match would actually work. And Matt is acting like he has been suffering this financial loss all quarter, even though the PPV was the first week in March.
HIKARU SHIDA & TAY CONTI (w/the Dark Order) vs. NYLA ROSE & THE BUNNY (w/Vickie Guerrero & the Hardy Family Office)- 4.25/10
This was relatively short. There was a schmoz on the outside. Bunny hit Conti with a Kendo stick, then hit her finisher for the win.
Omega & Good Brothers vs. Moxley & Bucks has been signed for next week. That could have been a PPV headliner.
Also signed for next week is Darby Allin defending the TNT Title against J.D. Drake, which should be an awesome match, but what is the point of even having the records if Kaz can win eleven matches in a row and not get a title shot while J.D. Drake can do nothing but be in the right place at the right time to sign an open contract first and wind up with a title shot?
JURASSIC EXPRESS PROMO- bad
They have a match against Bear Country next week. Then Luchasaurus got angry at Marko Stunt for having a King Kong tattoo because King Kong is fighting Godzilla in a movie. Yes, really.
ARCADE ANARCHY MATCH: Chuck Taylor & Orange Cassidy vs. Miro & Kip Sabian (w/Penelope Ford)- 6.5/10
Orange Cassidy clearly purposely not hitting Sabian in the head with the Whack-a-Mole mallet was just embarrassing. If you can’t safely do the logical thing to do in that situation, don’t get yourself into that situation in the first place. Compare this to Miro, who used the same mallet and hit OC in the back, where it would be safe.
The longer this went on, the more I started to dislike it. It was like PWG goofiness meets Vince Russo’s desire to gussy up pro wrestling with decorations. It was a much less violent and less exciting version of the parking lot brawl, but with the same mistakes (interference gives the babyfaces a numbers advantage, someone hiding in a container and then popping out at the exact right time). I also thought they wasted Statlander’s return here because it will be overshadowed by Trent. Also, I didn’t even remember Statlander was feuding with anyone, so her return felt completely random. Video packages would have been the way to go with her.
This was a bad show from AEW, despite two great matches. It’s yet another one of those shows that I feel like is a microcosm of the promotion. There is often excellent wrestling, but both the booking and environment the promotion seeks to create are flawed to the point of severely damaging the product.
“Returned to the ring after a seven-year layoff?” I guess we’re not counting the Royal Rumble. Why lie? Why not just say that he “recently returned to the ring” and that this is “his first singles match in seven years?”
Kaz is 11-0 this year. If there is someone in your promotion who has been wrestling a lot and hasn’t lost in THREE MONTHS, I should know about it. This match would have felt a lot bigger going in if I knew Kaz was on an undefeated streak.
The story here was the Christian proving that he “still has it.” The match went rather long (about sixteen and a half minutes). Long enough that I began thinking of the pros and cons of booking a draw here… and I’m still not sure that wouldn’t have been better than just putting Christian over like they did (more on that in a moment). Christian did all of his greatest hits, and took a lot of punishment and still kept going. There were some very good nearfalls as well. The only real negative was that there were times where it felt like it was the wrong kind of slow (as in felt like it was going slow because Christian was blown up rather than being slow because that’s the pace they wanted to work at). Well… that and Kaz’s ridiculous bump for the Unprettier/Kill Switch.
But enough about the match. Let’s move to one of my favorite subjects: the merits of the time-limit draw as a booking tool!
Obviously, the advantage of a draw is that it’s a finish where nobody has to lose, while the downside is that nobody gets to win, either. In most cases, the idea will be to emphasize the former. You book the match this time and don’t give a finish to build anticipation for a rematch in a few weeks, during which time the two wrestlers will have won some more matches (or done whatever their story needs them to do) and you’re ready to give us a winner in a rematch that will now feel even bigger. This is basic stuff. But a skilled booker will know how to use this tool in a way where the latter can also enhance the story (or stories) of the wrestler(s) involved.
Kaz’s undefeated streak means that he is pretty clearly in a position where you would want the former to be the message with him. Yeah, he wouldn’t have moved to 12-0, but he’d still be undefeated this year. Christian, on the other hand, is in a situation where having him show that he can go twenty minutes and take a lot of punishment and do all of his big moves but go to a draw instead of getting the win could enhance his story. Now that first win becomes something he’s questing after. This is, after all, the story of a man trying to return to being a full-time pro wrestler after seven years off due to injury. Why not keep us waiting for that first win by having him go to a draw here, cut a promo next week about what getting that first win would mean, and then have him get that first win the week after that? You could even come back to a match with Kaz after Kaz’s undefeated streak has been blown off in a more productive way than losing to Christian (like a title match against Kenny Omega), making that rematch- and Christian’s victory over Kaz in the rematch- feel like a bigger moment?
Now, the obvious counterpoint to this is that you want Christian to look strong by having him win right away. I completely understand that. But I think that the right course of action here is determined by the speed at which they want to get to Omega vs. Christian. If they’ve got time (while Omega is, say, feuding with Moxley and Kingston and whichever other challengers may be coming along), then I think the draw and the longer story with Christian would have been better. If they want to get to Christian vs. Omega by the end of April, obviously Christian winning is better… although it makes Kaz’s streak feel like a waste (why have Christian’s first match be against Kaz as opposed to a similarly-positioned wrestler who doesn’t have as much to lose by losing?).
In conclusion, promotions really should use time-limit draws more often than they do.
DARBY ALLIN (& STING) VIDEO/PROMO ABOUT MATT HARDY- good
JADE CARGILL VIDEO PACKAGE/PROMO ON RED VELVET- very good
EXHIBITION MATCH WITH ARN ANDERSON AS SPECIAL GUEST REFEREE: Q.T. Marshall vs. Cody Rhodes- no rating, bad segment
Dustin Rhodes, Billy Gunn, and various Nightmare Factory students were at ringside for this match.
So if Cody won’t lock in a submission or hit a move, how is he planning on winning? Or is he just going to stall out until the time limit? This whole thing makes Cody feel like a huge douche. Other friends on the show fight and are just fine (like Kaz and Christian just did, for example).
Anyway, they did some stuff for a bit. Cody could have gotten a Figure-Four but chose not to. He also could have hit the CrossRhodes but chose not to. At no point did Q.T. have Cody in any sort of trouble despite the handicaps of 1) Cody not trying and 2) Cody having an injured shoulder. So how, exactly, is this supposed to make us think Q.T. is any sort of a threat to Cody when the feud starts in earnest?
Q.T. eventually got frustrated and punched Arn out for the DQ. Was that a heelish thing to do? Absolutely. But I’m not really that angry because 1) Cody is, as previously documented, kind of a douche, and 2) Cody getting revenge on Q.T. doesn’t seem like it will be very difficult or take very long. I’m more invested in seeing Arn get revenge on Q.T. now than I am in seeing Cody get it.
Then some of the no-name students turned on some of the other no-name students because I guess they’re working with Q.T. Whatever? These people are all no-names. Cody, Dustin, Lee Johnson, and a barely-used Billy Gunn vs. Q.T. Marshall and his young-boys doesn’t seem interesting at all.
The heel students gave Lee Johnson a big powerbomb onto the ramp. Excalibur wondered if this was payback for Johnson thanking everyone but Q.T. during his speech after his first win. If that’s the case, then, while this is certainly going too far for something like that, it still doesn’t paint Johnson in a very good light if he thanked everyone but one specific guy.
Q.T. stepped on Johnson’s head and then slammed Arn’s arm into the barricade. Where is security? Or anyone of Cody or Dustin’s friends? Or even some undercard heel who wants to curry favor with one of the bosses? Q.T. gives Dustin a piledriver onto the steps, and one of the no-names hit Cody in the stomach. Q.T. was going so smash Cody’s head into the stairs with a chair, but Red Velvet came out to defend him so the heels leave.
Yet again, AEW repeats the same mistakes:
1. You can’t just throw characters on TV and expect the audience to care about them.
2. Don’t have your babyfaces be douchebags. Yes, this is clearly an overreaction, but from what we’ve heard and seen (in Johnson’s case confirmed by Excalibur and in Cody’s case not denied by Cody at all when he had a clear chance to last week), Q.T. does have a real reason to feel majorly slightly by both Cody Rhodes and Lee Johnson. Not appreciating a friend or mentor who helps you is a heel move, especially when you do show that appreciation to others (and that’s without even going into the way Cody treated Q.T. in booking this as an “exhibition”).
ETHAN PAGE & SCORPIO SKY PROMO- meh
They’re complaining about not getting booked the way they feel they have earned. They’re so angry at AEW that they are going to… have a match on Dark: Elevation against an undercard tag team (the Sydal Brothers) to try to move up in the company. How rebellious of them.
After this ended, Tony Schiavone told us that they had engaged in “some unwarranted, uncalled-for behavior,” but didn’t actually tell us what that behavior was (I guess a replay would have been too much to ask). Instead, he used it to transition to a replay of the Cody angle.
DASHA GONZALEZ’S INTERVIEW WITH RED VELVET IS INTERRUPTED BY JADE CARGILL ATTACKING- fine
Jade attacked from a blind side and was a jerk.
JON MOXLEY PROMO- great
He’s going to take his anger about everything else going on out on poor Cezar Bononi.
JON MOXLEY vs. CEZAR BONONI (w/Ryan Nemeth & J.D. Drake)- 5.75/10
I asked for Bononi in a longer match and I got it. Thanks, Tony!
The story here was Moxley overcoming three-on-one odds to get the win.
TEAM TAZ PROMO- fine
Taz insists that everything is fine, but we know Cage is not on the same page as everyone else. Cage and Starks argued about the events of a match on Dark that we had not previously been told about or shown any clips of, so I don’t know who to believe.
PINNACLE SEGMENT- dumb
MJF is telling them about the new stylist and interior decorator he got for them. He opens the bathroom door to find that the Inner Circle have apparently been hiding. Why did they hide in the bathroom where they would have to come out of a bottleneck instead of just waiting in the locker room and attacking the Pinnacle when they entered?
They don’t attack. MJF closes the door and tells his group “we’ve got to go.” Fortunately for the Inner Circle, he goes to another door where Hager is waiting. So has Hager been waiting outside of the locker room for as long as they’ve been in the bathroom? This was SOOOO dumb. If you want the one group to attack the other, just have them attack! Don’t try to add in comedy, and especially not “they’re in the bathroom, LOL!” This is a show where you say “sh*t” once an hour. None of the target demographic for that humor (eight-year-olds) should be watching.
And fortunately this all happened at the time when we cut to the Pinnacle’s locker room so the cameras that MJF invited in could see it. What if one of the heels had to go to the bathroom before it was time for MJF’s speech?
The babyfaces all threw the heels into or through something, and Jericho gave MJF a swirly. Oh, and they took their locker room back. The whole thing with the Pinnacle taking the Inner Circle’s locker room made no sense in the first place, so I didn’t care about that part.
DON CALLIS INTERRUPTS ALEX MARVEZ’S INTERVIEW WITH THE YOUNG BUCKS- not good
He sent off both Marvez and the Nick Jackson. Why did the Matt listen to Callis and leave?
Callis said that the Bucks broke Kenny Omega’s heart last week when they left him laying and bloody, and didn’t help him. He said this was evidence that they didn’t care about people who have sacrificed so much for them. Callis slapped Matt. Matt grabbed him by the collar… and the let him go. I could have accepted that this would stir up conflicting emotions in Matt if Callis hadn’t also claimed that the Bucks didn’t care about their father and didn’t help him when the same thing happened to him. That was just too far for me to be able to believe that Matt wouldn’t see this as the obvious attempt at emotional manipulation that it was.
LUCHA BROS. PROMO- good
They want all of the titles.
KENNY OMEGA & THE GOOD BROTHERS vs. LUCHA BROS. & LAREDO KID- 8/10
Heels win clean after lots of great action.
POST-MATCH SEGMENT- disappointing
Jon Moxley comes out to stare down Omega & the Good Brothers. Then the Young Bucks come out and they all charge so the heels run away. This- the Bucks actively choosing to side against Kenny- didn’t feel anywhere near as big as it should. I think the heels escaping and then us quickly going to commercial was the problem.
BRITT BAKER CUTS A PROMO PLUGGING DARK: ELEVATION- bad
Britt said that Thunder Rosa will be on Dark: Elevation so she can build up her record with wins because her win over Britt was in an unsanctioned match and thus doesn’t count. That begs the question of why AEW does some of these matches as “unsanctioned.” There is no consistency about it whatever. Why was their match or Moxley vs. Omega unsanctioned by the Best Friends vs. LAX brawl in the parking lot or tonight’s main event not? What is the point of telling wrestlers “okay, we’ll let you settle your issue in this big violent match… but it’s not going to count?”
Also, why is Thunder Rosa being booked on Dark: Elevation and Britt on Dynamite when Thunder Rosa is the one who won the match? Shouldn’t it be the other way around?
MATT HARDY PROMO- meh
Yeah, they really didn’t think through how the stip of the Hardy/Page match would actually work. And Matt is acting like he has been suffering this financial loss all quarter, even though the PPV was the first week in March.
HIKARU SHIDA & TAY CONTI (w/the Dark Order) vs. NYLA ROSE & THE BUNNY (w/Vickie Guerrero & the Hardy Family Office)- 4.25/10
This was relatively short. There was a schmoz on the outside. Bunny hit Conti with a Kendo stick, then hit her finisher for the win.
Omega & Good Brothers vs. Moxley & Bucks has been signed for next week. That could have been a PPV headliner.
Also signed for next week is Darby Allin defending the TNT Title against J.D. Drake, which should be an awesome match, but what is the point of even having the records if Kaz can win eleven matches in a row and not get a title shot while J.D. Drake can do nothing but be in the right place at the right time to sign an open contract first and wind up with a title shot?
JURASSIC EXPRESS PROMO- bad
They have a match against Bear Country next week. Then Luchasaurus got angry at Marko Stunt for having a King Kong tattoo because King Kong is fighting Godzilla in a movie. Yes, really.
ARCADE ANARCHY MATCH: Chuck Taylor & Orange Cassidy vs. Miro & Kip Sabian (w/Penelope Ford)- 6.5/10
Orange Cassidy clearly purposely not hitting Sabian in the head with the Whack-a-Mole mallet was just embarrassing. If you can’t safely do the logical thing to do in that situation, don’t get yourself into that situation in the first place. Compare this to Miro, who used the same mallet and hit OC in the back, where it would be safe.
The longer this went on, the more I started to dislike it. It was like PWG goofiness meets Vince Russo’s desire to gussy up pro wrestling with decorations. It was a much less violent and less exciting version of the parking lot brawl, but with the same mistakes (interference gives the babyfaces a numbers advantage, someone hiding in a container and then popping out at the exact right time). I also thought they wasted Statlander’s return here because it will be overshadowed by Trent. Also, I didn’t even remember Statlander was feuding with anyone, so her return felt completely random. Video packages would have been the way to go with her.
This was a bad show from AEW, despite two great matches. It’s yet another one of those shows that I feel like is a microcosm of the promotion. There is often excellent wrestling, but both the booking and environment the promotion seeks to create are flawed to the point of severely damaging the product.