BRM Reviews the 5/6/2020 NXT (bad)
Posted: May 6th, '20, 22:25
JOHNNY GARGANO vs. DOMINIK DIJAKOVIC- 6.75/10
This was a REALLY weird match. Obviously Johnny was the heel, but Dijakovic is this big, mean dude coming out to this mean, angry heelish music and who not only cut a promo last week basically saying “I’m bigger than you and therefore can kick your butt,” but also apparently (according to Beth Phoenix) “made comments about” Johnny’s wife, and the way they worked the beginning of the match felt like Johnny was the babyface, figuring out how to overcome the larger opponent.
Then Candice came out and Dijakovic distracted himself yelling at woman who came out to support her husband, allowing Johnny to take over. Once again, I know in my head that Candice was almost certainly planning on interfering (and later wound up doing so) so I almost can’t blame Dijakovic for paying some attention to her, but Dijakovic came off like this big bully heel. This all made Dijakovic feel like such a bad choice to be Johnny’s first opponent (and let’s throw in the fact that he’s not a babyface that fans particularly care about, the way that Keith Lee or Matt Riddle or would be, so they’re less including to cheer him against Johnny). Such a bad choice that, in fact, that I started wondering if they did this on purpose to make Johnny feel like the babyface in order to hammer home the idea that in their own minds, Johnny and Candice are the babyfaces. But, at the same time, that feels totally unnecessary, as the promo we got a few weeks ago got that point across pretty well. Is this incompetence at work, or is it genius?
Candice pulling him away from Dijakovic should have been a DQ right there but wasn’t. Johnny cheated to win, which feels necessary for the angle, but I wish they had toned it down. I was fine with him taking off the turnbuckle pad, but don’t also have him pull the tights on a roll-up. Johnny and Candice are in a spot where their cheating should feel like something they feel they need to do in order to win. If you have them cheat too much they start to feel like generic heels rather than people who have been driven over the line and are justifying their presence on that side of the line even though if they felt that NXT became “fair” again, they would cease cheating (as opposed to a classic heel, who will cheat even if they think the parameters of the competition are completely fair).
MARCEL BARTHEL & FABIAN AICHNER PROMO- very good
Imperium is the best faction, they’re the best tag team, the babyfaces are embarrassments to the sport of professional wrestling. The mat is sacred. Standard stuff.
INTERIM NXT CRUISERWEIGHT TITLE TOURNAMENT GROUP B MATCH: Akira Tozawa(1-0) vs. Jack Gallagher(0-1)- 6.5/10
Relatively short, but exciting. Very good for the time it got. The winner cut good promo after the match.
XIA LI vs. CHELSEA GREEN (w/Robert Stone)- DUD!
This was short and had some stuff that didn’t look very good (including the finish). Aliyah came out and tried to attack Xia. She got foiled, but the distraction allowed Chelsea to hit her finisher and win the match.
THE VELVETEEN DREAM PROMO- bad
He took a long time to say absolutely nothing. Then again, the guy probably has a lot on his mind right now so maybe I shouldn’t expect so much of his promo work.
LEON RUFF vs. KARRION KROSS (w/Scarlett)- no rating, bad squash
Look… they obviously put a lot of work in this entrance with all of the special effects and Scarlett lip-synching it (I assume she did the actual vocals in the song, too), but I just don’t give a sh*t about Karrion Kross because instead of spending the twelve weeks or whatever it has been since the first teaser aired establishing his character, they’ve just gone with this “ooooh! Isn’t this so cool and/or mysterious?!” vibe that feels completely empty to me. It’s the same thing that doomed Bray and that I’ve seen fail so many other places, so until they prove that there is some actual substance here, my default is going to be to not care about Karrion Kross and Scarlett.
Anyway, Kross hit Leon Ruff with two Saito Suplexes. It looked like he dropped poor Leon on his head both times. Then he locked in some sort of rear naked choke that looked very loose and sloppy. Then he snarled a lot. I didn’t like this.
MCKENZIE MITCHELL INTERVIEWS MATT RIDDLE & TIMOTHY THATCHER- bad
Once again, Riddle is holding both of the belts. Riddle is coming off like a little too much of a goof for my liking, pretending to be upset about his stupid “Newly-Bros Show” from last week getting interrupted as if this somehow made last week’s attack by Imperium much worse. He leaves it up to Thatcher to determine if they will accept Imperium’s challenge, which Thatcher obviously agrees to.
NXT WOMEN’S TITLE MATCH: Charlotte Flair(c) vs. Io Shirai- 5/10
This was on pace to be a great match when it came to an abrupt end via intentional DQ from Charlotte via weapon shot. Then then attacked Io’s injured knee. Rhea Ripley came out to make the save. Charlotte ran away. Rhea and Io yelled at each other after the match, with Io limping up the ramp to try to catch Rhea, who was walking way faster than the limp Io could, even with the fact that she was stopping every few steps to tell Io to shut up.
There are definitely ways they can work this into the whole Charlotte wanting to humble the NXT women’s division story and we now have two viable challengers for the title to buy us time to build up some others on the undercard, but doing a DQ in a title match when you give it the crossover hour spot (which is essentially the semi-main event), and on one of these shows without fans where there are so few big matches feels extra disappointing.
MCKENZIE MITCHELL INTERVIEWS RHEA RIPLEY- good promo, bad segment
Rhea starts cutting a great promo on Charlotte but she is interrupted by Io Shirai, who has apparently caught up to her. Words were exchanged and Io slapped Rhea, starting a tussle… and apparently Io’s leg healed up very well during the commercial break, because she seemed just fine here. The tussle was quickly broken up, but the whole thing was a mistake. You already got across to us that these two are not happy with each other in the previous segment. All this confrontation did was open up an opportunity to for Io to forget to sell, which is never a good thing.
INTERIM NXT CRUISERWEIGHT TITLE TOURNAMENT GROUP A MATCH: Jake Atlas(1-0) vs. KUSHIDA(1-0)- 4.75/10
This was short, but there was a reason for that: They used this to push the idea that KUSHIDA can score a submission victory at any time and from any position. He cut a good promo after the match.
FINN BALOR PROMO- didn’t like it
He used insider-y terms for pretty much no reason other than to use them. All he really did was say that he would beat up whoever attacked him, but he felt the need to use the terms “push” and “squash” a lot instead of saying it in English.
CAMERON GRIMES vs. DENZELLE DEJOURNETTE- no rating, decent… squash, I guess?
Grimes won quickly with the Cave-In, but this didn’t feel like a dominating win the way a squash normally would. It got the move over, but it didn’t feel like a squash.
POST-MATCH SEGMENT- didn’t like it
Grimes cut a promo running his mouth on Balor. Balor came out and dared Grimes to make good on his brag to slap him in the face. Grimes tried to back off but Balor goaded him into attacking him, at which point Balor took him out very quickly. This didn’t do anything for Balor made Grimes look bad, basically undoing his win. It would have been better to not do this segment at all.
NXT TITLE MATCH: Adam Cole(c) vs. The Velveteen Dream- 6.25/10
Wow… what to even say here. I guess WWE has a lot of confidence in The Velveteen Dream’s side of the story, because instead of having Cole win clean and keeping TVD off of TV until the whole situation is resolved, they protected him big-time. Fish and Strong tried to interfere but Dexter Lumis came out from under the ring to stop them. While I would normally ask “why was this guy hiding under the ring?” in this case I can fully believe that whatever Dexter Lumis’ end-goal with either Adam Cole or TVD is, his creepy, evil plan necessitated hiding under the ring the entire show and waiting there just in case anyone tried to interfere.
He fought off Fish and Strong, but wound up sending Roddy into the referee. TVD hit the Purple Rainmaker and got a phantom pinfall on the champion, but by the time the referee recovered, Cole had, too, and hit a superkick for the win.
Velveteen Dream stuff aside, this still was not the right thing to do in this spot. I’m interested in whatever they’re doing with Dexter Lumis, and I don’t have an objection to the finish itself, but doing it in this spot was absolutely the wrong move. I mentioned earlier how frustrating getting a DQ in one of the two big matches they built up for tonight’s show was, and getting a f*ck finish in the second one as well only compounds the problem. As a general rule, if you want to do a finish like this, it’s best to find a reason for this to not be the main event. And that can be as simple as the tag titles or women’s title getting to be the main event. You don’t spend weeks building up a world title match on TV and then do a f*ck finish in the main event.
On last thing. Early on in this match, Beth Phoenix referred to the “mental and emotional mind games” that TVD has been playing with Cole. You know… as opposed to the other types of mind games that aren’t mental. Up until now I had been giving Beth the benefit of the doubt. I figured that the non-sensical word salads that she spewed at us between matches were being written for her by someone else and she was just performing the material she was given, because during the match she sounded like a normal, sensible person. Then she said this, right in the middle of the match, so I’m now assuming that this has been her coming up with this crap all along.
Beth, listen to me. USING BIG WORDS DOES NOT MAKE YOU SOUND SMART! You need to use them in ways that make sense and in ways that don’t feel like you’re using them just for the sake of using them. Does Mauro use big words? Yes. But he clearly knows what they mean and doesn’t say them in a way that makes him sound like an idiot!
Anyway, this was a bad episode of NXT. It moved some decent building-blocks into place, but giving us f*ck finishes in the two big matches was inexcusable. These empty arena shows are not the easiest things to watch on their own, so getting f*cked out of big-match finishes feels even more frustrating that it otherwise would.
This was a REALLY weird match. Obviously Johnny was the heel, but Dijakovic is this big, mean dude coming out to this mean, angry heelish music and who not only cut a promo last week basically saying “I’m bigger than you and therefore can kick your butt,” but also apparently (according to Beth Phoenix) “made comments about” Johnny’s wife, and the way they worked the beginning of the match felt like Johnny was the babyface, figuring out how to overcome the larger opponent.
Then Candice came out and Dijakovic distracted himself yelling at woman who came out to support her husband, allowing Johnny to take over. Once again, I know in my head that Candice was almost certainly planning on interfering (and later wound up doing so) so I almost can’t blame Dijakovic for paying some attention to her, but Dijakovic came off like this big bully heel. This all made Dijakovic feel like such a bad choice to be Johnny’s first opponent (and let’s throw in the fact that he’s not a babyface that fans particularly care about, the way that Keith Lee or Matt Riddle or would be, so they’re less including to cheer him against Johnny). Such a bad choice that, in fact, that I started wondering if they did this on purpose to make Johnny feel like the babyface in order to hammer home the idea that in their own minds, Johnny and Candice are the babyfaces. But, at the same time, that feels totally unnecessary, as the promo we got a few weeks ago got that point across pretty well. Is this incompetence at work, or is it genius?
Candice pulling him away from Dijakovic should have been a DQ right there but wasn’t. Johnny cheated to win, which feels necessary for the angle, but I wish they had toned it down. I was fine with him taking off the turnbuckle pad, but don’t also have him pull the tights on a roll-up. Johnny and Candice are in a spot where their cheating should feel like something they feel they need to do in order to win. If you have them cheat too much they start to feel like generic heels rather than people who have been driven over the line and are justifying their presence on that side of the line even though if they felt that NXT became “fair” again, they would cease cheating (as opposed to a classic heel, who will cheat even if they think the parameters of the competition are completely fair).
MARCEL BARTHEL & FABIAN AICHNER PROMO- very good
Imperium is the best faction, they’re the best tag team, the babyfaces are embarrassments to the sport of professional wrestling. The mat is sacred. Standard stuff.
INTERIM NXT CRUISERWEIGHT TITLE TOURNAMENT GROUP B MATCH: Akira Tozawa(1-0) vs. Jack Gallagher(0-1)- 6.5/10
Relatively short, but exciting. Very good for the time it got. The winner cut good promo after the match.
XIA LI vs. CHELSEA GREEN (w/Robert Stone)- DUD!
This was short and had some stuff that didn’t look very good (including the finish). Aliyah came out and tried to attack Xia. She got foiled, but the distraction allowed Chelsea to hit her finisher and win the match.
THE VELVETEEN DREAM PROMO- bad
He took a long time to say absolutely nothing. Then again, the guy probably has a lot on his mind right now so maybe I shouldn’t expect so much of his promo work.
LEON RUFF vs. KARRION KROSS (w/Scarlett)- no rating, bad squash
Look… they obviously put a lot of work in this entrance with all of the special effects and Scarlett lip-synching it (I assume she did the actual vocals in the song, too), but I just don’t give a sh*t about Karrion Kross because instead of spending the twelve weeks or whatever it has been since the first teaser aired establishing his character, they’ve just gone with this “ooooh! Isn’t this so cool and/or mysterious?!” vibe that feels completely empty to me. It’s the same thing that doomed Bray and that I’ve seen fail so many other places, so until they prove that there is some actual substance here, my default is going to be to not care about Karrion Kross and Scarlett.
Anyway, Kross hit Leon Ruff with two Saito Suplexes. It looked like he dropped poor Leon on his head both times. Then he locked in some sort of rear naked choke that looked very loose and sloppy. Then he snarled a lot. I didn’t like this.
MCKENZIE MITCHELL INTERVIEWS MATT RIDDLE & TIMOTHY THATCHER- bad
Once again, Riddle is holding both of the belts. Riddle is coming off like a little too much of a goof for my liking, pretending to be upset about his stupid “Newly-Bros Show” from last week getting interrupted as if this somehow made last week’s attack by Imperium much worse. He leaves it up to Thatcher to determine if they will accept Imperium’s challenge, which Thatcher obviously agrees to.
NXT WOMEN’S TITLE MATCH: Charlotte Flair(c) vs. Io Shirai- 5/10
This was on pace to be a great match when it came to an abrupt end via intentional DQ from Charlotte via weapon shot. Then then attacked Io’s injured knee. Rhea Ripley came out to make the save. Charlotte ran away. Rhea and Io yelled at each other after the match, with Io limping up the ramp to try to catch Rhea, who was walking way faster than the limp Io could, even with the fact that she was stopping every few steps to tell Io to shut up.
There are definitely ways they can work this into the whole Charlotte wanting to humble the NXT women’s division story and we now have two viable challengers for the title to buy us time to build up some others on the undercard, but doing a DQ in a title match when you give it the crossover hour spot (which is essentially the semi-main event), and on one of these shows without fans where there are so few big matches feels extra disappointing.
MCKENZIE MITCHELL INTERVIEWS RHEA RIPLEY- good promo, bad segment
Rhea starts cutting a great promo on Charlotte but she is interrupted by Io Shirai, who has apparently caught up to her. Words were exchanged and Io slapped Rhea, starting a tussle… and apparently Io’s leg healed up very well during the commercial break, because she seemed just fine here. The tussle was quickly broken up, but the whole thing was a mistake. You already got across to us that these two are not happy with each other in the previous segment. All this confrontation did was open up an opportunity to for Io to forget to sell, which is never a good thing.
INTERIM NXT CRUISERWEIGHT TITLE TOURNAMENT GROUP A MATCH: Jake Atlas(1-0) vs. KUSHIDA(1-0)- 4.75/10
This was short, but there was a reason for that: They used this to push the idea that KUSHIDA can score a submission victory at any time and from any position. He cut a good promo after the match.
FINN BALOR PROMO- didn’t like it
He used insider-y terms for pretty much no reason other than to use them. All he really did was say that he would beat up whoever attacked him, but he felt the need to use the terms “push” and “squash” a lot instead of saying it in English.
CAMERON GRIMES vs. DENZELLE DEJOURNETTE- no rating, decent… squash, I guess?
Grimes won quickly with the Cave-In, but this didn’t feel like a dominating win the way a squash normally would. It got the move over, but it didn’t feel like a squash.
POST-MATCH SEGMENT- didn’t like it
Grimes cut a promo running his mouth on Balor. Balor came out and dared Grimes to make good on his brag to slap him in the face. Grimes tried to back off but Balor goaded him into attacking him, at which point Balor took him out very quickly. This didn’t do anything for Balor made Grimes look bad, basically undoing his win. It would have been better to not do this segment at all.
NXT TITLE MATCH: Adam Cole(c) vs. The Velveteen Dream- 6.25/10
Wow… what to even say here. I guess WWE has a lot of confidence in The Velveteen Dream’s side of the story, because instead of having Cole win clean and keeping TVD off of TV until the whole situation is resolved, they protected him big-time. Fish and Strong tried to interfere but Dexter Lumis came out from under the ring to stop them. While I would normally ask “why was this guy hiding under the ring?” in this case I can fully believe that whatever Dexter Lumis’ end-goal with either Adam Cole or TVD is, his creepy, evil plan necessitated hiding under the ring the entire show and waiting there just in case anyone tried to interfere.
He fought off Fish and Strong, but wound up sending Roddy into the referee. TVD hit the Purple Rainmaker and got a phantom pinfall on the champion, but by the time the referee recovered, Cole had, too, and hit a superkick for the win.
Velveteen Dream stuff aside, this still was not the right thing to do in this spot. I’m interested in whatever they’re doing with Dexter Lumis, and I don’t have an objection to the finish itself, but doing it in this spot was absolutely the wrong move. I mentioned earlier how frustrating getting a DQ in one of the two big matches they built up for tonight’s show was, and getting a f*ck finish in the second one as well only compounds the problem. As a general rule, if you want to do a finish like this, it’s best to find a reason for this to not be the main event. And that can be as simple as the tag titles or women’s title getting to be the main event. You don’t spend weeks building up a world title match on TV and then do a f*ck finish in the main event.
On last thing. Early on in this match, Beth Phoenix referred to the “mental and emotional mind games” that TVD has been playing with Cole. You know… as opposed to the other types of mind games that aren’t mental. Up until now I had been giving Beth the benefit of the doubt. I figured that the non-sensical word salads that she spewed at us between matches were being written for her by someone else and she was just performing the material she was given, because during the match she sounded like a normal, sensible person. Then she said this, right in the middle of the match, so I’m now assuming that this has been her coming up with this crap all along.
Beth, listen to me. USING BIG WORDS DOES NOT MAKE YOU SOUND SMART! You need to use them in ways that make sense and in ways that don’t feel like you’re using them just for the sake of using them. Does Mauro use big words? Yes. But he clearly knows what they mean and doesn’t say them in a way that makes him sound like an idiot!
Anyway, this was a bad episode of NXT. It moved some decent building-blocks into place, but giving us f*ck finishes in the two big matches was inexcusable. These empty arena shows are not the easiest things to watch on their own, so getting f*cked out of big-match finishes feels even more frustrating that it otherwise would.