BRM Reviews the 2/5/2020 Dynamite (meh)
Posted: Feb 5th, '20, 23:03
JON MOXLEY vs. ORTIZ (w/Santana)- 5/10
J.R. called Jericho the “reverend of reinvention.” I hope he never says that again, and that that is as close as AEW ever gets to giving someone a stupid WWE nickname.
The rest of the Inner Circle were on commentary. Moxley won a passable match cleanly. I really didn’t like the finish, though. I thought having Moxley cause LAX to bump into each other kind of felt like him beating the team (especially with the story being Santana’s repeated interference) rather than him just beating Ortiz.
POST-MATCH SEGMENT- hated it
As you can probably guess based on what I just said, I REALLY disliked Santana attacking Moxley from behind, only for Moxley to pop back up and dispose of him with ease.
Moxley then pulled the keys he stole to Jericho’s car out of his pocket. Did Paul Turner not check him for weapons before the match? And don’t tell me “they’re just keys,” because Moxley proceeded to take one and STAB SANTANA IN THE F*CKING EYE!
For the record, I don’t actually have a problem with Moxley going the “an eye for an eye” route, but you need to have the announcers put it over as being extreme and out of control and dangerous, and I think the announcers did a great job at that.
SCU (Frankie Kazarian & Scorpio Sky) vs. BEST FRIENDS (w/Orange Cassidy)- 5.5/10
They pointed out to us that Christopher Daniels is not at ringside with SCU. Action happened. Ross rightly pointed out that SCU’s hug cost them a win because they didn’t follow up. Well… that and Trent decided to turn around while still holding Kaz instead of just hitting his finisher on him. I hate finishes like that where the wrestler keeps holding someone in a ridiculous situation (and even TURNING AROUND WITH HIM) just to get one last flippy spot in for the finish.
POST-MATCH SEGMENT- meh
The Dark Order attacked everyone. Orange Cassidy didn’t give a sh*t. For some reason the Dark Order want this idiot in their group. Or not. That was a pointless swerve.
Christopher Daniels finally showed up and the Dark Order backed away from him. They did a good job of keeping things logical while also keeping open the possibility of Daniels being the Exalted One.
MJF VIDEO PROMO ON WHY HE WANTS TO GIVE CODY TEN LASHESH- good
TAZ COMMENTS ON CODY TAKING LASHES- GREAT!... but at the same time, maybe it’s not such a good idea to tell us that your big segment will be difficult to watch while there is a show running opposition. Actually, I guess the real mistake is in doing the segment on this show rather than on Dark. It’s actually pretty responsible of them to give us a warning.
YUKA SAKAZAKI vs. DR. BRITT BAKER, DMD- 2/10
Jim Ross’ tone of voice is right. “Magical Girl Splash” is a dumb name for a move, and if you want me to take her seriously, the name needs to change (and doubly so if she’s going to dress like some sort of cosplayer and look like she’s fourteen). She got the win via roll-up.
POST-MATCH SEGMENT- bad
Dr. Baker hit Yuka in the back of the head with the ring bell. Aubrey Edwards too the bell away… and then apparently just felt her work was done and made no effort to prevent anything else that Britt did to Yuka. The big angle here is that Britt broke some of Yuka’s teeth.
ADAM PAGE & THE ELITE (Kenny Omega & the Young Bucks) vs. LUCHA BROS. & THE BUTCHER & THE BLADE (w/the Bunny)- 7/10
Much action happened. The important thing you need to know is that Page could have tagged out but didn’t, resulting in him getting pinned by Pentagon Jr.
TONY SCHIAVONE’S INTERVIEW OF KENNY OMEGA IS INTERRUPTED BY PAC, WHO IS BACKSTAGE WITH ANOTHER INTERVIEWER AND A CAMERA AND RIHO- HORRIBLE!
I don’t get it. Is Pac right and this was supposed to be a contract signing? If so, why wasn’t Kenny at the signing? (Or, perhaps more correctly, why did AEW book the show in such a way that it was possible Kenny wouldn’t have time to get to his contract signing on time, and why did they exacerbate the problem by having Schiavone interview him now?) And if not… why is there a camera and an interviewer there? Did Pac kidnap and interviewer and a production crew and set this up? And what about Riho? She’s just standing there holding her title belt. She’s not tied up or anything. Why is she standing here allowing herself to be a damsel in distress? She’s supposed to be a f*cking champion!
Also, Pac seems to be right that Kenny Omega doesn’t give a sh*t about whatever terrible thing Pac did to Michael Nakazwa, as we haven’t heard Kenny mention it or attempt to avenge his friend in any way.
Pac finally gets Kenny to give him a match by threatening Riho. First of all, like I said above, she’s supposed to be a f*cking champion, not a damsel in distress! She’s even standing there holding the damn belt! Secondly, while whatever Pac is about to do to Riho is obviously morally wrong because she is an innocent party, it’s also kind of hard for me to be too worried about her when you realize that she has fought and defeated Nyla Rose on a regular basis, and Nyla Rose isn’t much smaller than Pac is, so I’m not really sure why I’m supposed to be too worried for her.
And speaking of Nyla Rose, Pac is apparently not evil enough to attack a woman… so he has Nyla Rose do it for him. Nyla ran out from behind a curtain and attacked Riho, then put Riho through a table (barely. That had to hurt). AGAIN. How many times are they going to do this same angle with these same two women?
Also… Pac has just shown his duplicitousness by having Nyla in place to attack Riho and ordering the attack even though Kenny agreed to have a match with him. If Pac went back on his word (which he did, unless you’re going to play heel announcer and let him off on the technicality that he didn’t perform the assault himself), what’s to stop Kenny from going back on his word and not have the match? He would be completely morally justified in doing so.
The answer to that question, of course, is that Kenny is now so angry at Pac for what Pac had done to Riho that Kenny now wants a match with a Pac to get his hands on him. The problem with that, however, is that this same scenario happened a few weeks ago with Michael Nakazawa and Kenny didn’t want a match with Pac. Michael Nakazawa, as we have been told many times over, is Kenny’s “best friend.” Riho, on the other hand, (as far was we kayfabe know) is just coworker of Kenny’s. Maybe they’re good friends, but she’s not his best friend, so why does he want the match now while he let it all slide when best “best friend” was assaulted.
And finally, this is YET ANOTHER example of AEW running the same angle in two different stories. Pac is attacking Kenny’s friends to get what he wants out of Kenny, while the Dark Order is attacking Daniels’ friends to get what they want out of Daniels.
DARBY ALLIN VIDEO PROMO- AWESOME!
He took a cardboard cutout of Sammy Guevara and Chris Jericho… and roasted it with a flamethrower. Then, for the first time in the almost four years I’ve been watching him wrestle, I saw Darby Allin smile.
JOEY JANELA vs. KIP SABIAN (w/Penelope Ford)- 6.75/10
Wow. They FINALLY got around to booking the obvious match. Excalibur referred to Kip Sabian’s “feetsies.” That sort of lack of judgment should be a firing offense. The match was good. Sabian won via roll-up with a handful of tights after Janela bumped into Penelope on the apron.
JERICHO & SANTANA (& THE INNER CIRCLE) PROMO- good
Jericho was an excellent hypocrite. Santana then cut a promo that came across dangerously like a babyface promo.
THE YOUNG BUCKS CONFRONT ADAM PAGE BACKSTAGE- very well done… until they ruined it at the end
The Bucks are angry at Page for costing their team the match. That closing line of “I was just about to ask you what your damn problem was but I’m pretty sure I know what the problem is,” followed by taking Page’s beer away was BRILLIANT… and then AEW had to go ruin it by taking their dramatic zoom in on Page, seemingly about to take the first step in considering that he might have a drinking problem… and turning it into a joke by having Page magically pull out a big pitcher of beer that he clearly wasn’t holding earlier in the segment. F*cking morons.
And the fans, too. We could be having a serious storyline about Adam Page dealing with alcoholism… but instead the fans just want to cheer him drinking.
CODY RHODES PROMO ABOUT CODY TAKING TEN LASHES FROM MJF- good
Some last-minute reassurance for us fans that Cody is not taking this lashing in vain and it will all be worth it in the end.
CODY GETS TEN LASHES FROM MJF- didn’t like it
I can’t say this was executed poorly because it wasn’t. The problem with it was that it was false drama because we all know that Cody isn’t going to quit in the middle, so this was really them taking a long time to get to an obvious conclusion. Yeah, the extra shot in the balls was mean, but we already know that MJF is a dick-head.
The one thing here that did bother me from a storyline point of view was Brandi’s presence. If you want to have her be the supportive wife then that’s fine, but then you need to acknowledge and account for all of the implications of that relationship. You can’t have her be the supportive wife this week when you’ve spent the past three months having him be seemingly ignorant of the fact that she is building an evil cult on the very national television show that he helps run.
Anyway, this was a mixed bag show from AEW. There wasn’t much that really annoyed me, but there wasn’t much I thought was too great, either. We’re now four months in, and the promotion is very much what I thought it was going to be. There is some good wrestling and some great promos, but the storylines and the universe often suffer from a lack of coherence and logic.
J.R. called Jericho the “reverend of reinvention.” I hope he never says that again, and that that is as close as AEW ever gets to giving someone a stupid WWE nickname.
The rest of the Inner Circle were on commentary. Moxley won a passable match cleanly. I really didn’t like the finish, though. I thought having Moxley cause LAX to bump into each other kind of felt like him beating the team (especially with the story being Santana’s repeated interference) rather than him just beating Ortiz.
POST-MATCH SEGMENT- hated it
As you can probably guess based on what I just said, I REALLY disliked Santana attacking Moxley from behind, only for Moxley to pop back up and dispose of him with ease.
Moxley then pulled the keys he stole to Jericho’s car out of his pocket. Did Paul Turner not check him for weapons before the match? And don’t tell me “they’re just keys,” because Moxley proceeded to take one and STAB SANTANA IN THE F*CKING EYE!
For the record, I don’t actually have a problem with Moxley going the “an eye for an eye” route, but you need to have the announcers put it over as being extreme and out of control and dangerous, and I think the announcers did a great job at that.
SCU (Frankie Kazarian & Scorpio Sky) vs. BEST FRIENDS (w/Orange Cassidy)- 5.5/10
They pointed out to us that Christopher Daniels is not at ringside with SCU. Action happened. Ross rightly pointed out that SCU’s hug cost them a win because they didn’t follow up. Well… that and Trent decided to turn around while still holding Kaz instead of just hitting his finisher on him. I hate finishes like that where the wrestler keeps holding someone in a ridiculous situation (and even TURNING AROUND WITH HIM) just to get one last flippy spot in for the finish.
POST-MATCH SEGMENT- meh
The Dark Order attacked everyone. Orange Cassidy didn’t give a sh*t. For some reason the Dark Order want this idiot in their group. Or not. That was a pointless swerve.
Christopher Daniels finally showed up and the Dark Order backed away from him. They did a good job of keeping things logical while also keeping open the possibility of Daniels being the Exalted One.
MJF VIDEO PROMO ON WHY HE WANTS TO GIVE CODY TEN LASHESH- good
TAZ COMMENTS ON CODY TAKING LASHES- GREAT!... but at the same time, maybe it’s not such a good idea to tell us that your big segment will be difficult to watch while there is a show running opposition. Actually, I guess the real mistake is in doing the segment on this show rather than on Dark. It’s actually pretty responsible of them to give us a warning.
YUKA SAKAZAKI vs. DR. BRITT BAKER, DMD- 2/10
Jim Ross’ tone of voice is right. “Magical Girl Splash” is a dumb name for a move, and if you want me to take her seriously, the name needs to change (and doubly so if she’s going to dress like some sort of cosplayer and look like she’s fourteen). She got the win via roll-up.
POST-MATCH SEGMENT- bad
Dr. Baker hit Yuka in the back of the head with the ring bell. Aubrey Edwards too the bell away… and then apparently just felt her work was done and made no effort to prevent anything else that Britt did to Yuka. The big angle here is that Britt broke some of Yuka’s teeth.
ADAM PAGE & THE ELITE (Kenny Omega & the Young Bucks) vs. LUCHA BROS. & THE BUTCHER & THE BLADE (w/the Bunny)- 7/10
Much action happened. The important thing you need to know is that Page could have tagged out but didn’t, resulting in him getting pinned by Pentagon Jr.
TONY SCHIAVONE’S INTERVIEW OF KENNY OMEGA IS INTERRUPTED BY PAC, WHO IS BACKSTAGE WITH ANOTHER INTERVIEWER AND A CAMERA AND RIHO- HORRIBLE!
I don’t get it. Is Pac right and this was supposed to be a contract signing? If so, why wasn’t Kenny at the signing? (Or, perhaps more correctly, why did AEW book the show in such a way that it was possible Kenny wouldn’t have time to get to his contract signing on time, and why did they exacerbate the problem by having Schiavone interview him now?) And if not… why is there a camera and an interviewer there? Did Pac kidnap and interviewer and a production crew and set this up? And what about Riho? She’s just standing there holding her title belt. She’s not tied up or anything. Why is she standing here allowing herself to be a damsel in distress? She’s supposed to be a f*cking champion!
Also, Pac seems to be right that Kenny Omega doesn’t give a sh*t about whatever terrible thing Pac did to Michael Nakazwa, as we haven’t heard Kenny mention it or attempt to avenge his friend in any way.
Pac finally gets Kenny to give him a match by threatening Riho. First of all, like I said above, she’s supposed to be a f*cking champion, not a damsel in distress! She’s even standing there holding the damn belt! Secondly, while whatever Pac is about to do to Riho is obviously morally wrong because she is an innocent party, it’s also kind of hard for me to be too worried about her when you realize that she has fought and defeated Nyla Rose on a regular basis, and Nyla Rose isn’t much smaller than Pac is, so I’m not really sure why I’m supposed to be too worried for her.
And speaking of Nyla Rose, Pac is apparently not evil enough to attack a woman… so he has Nyla Rose do it for him. Nyla ran out from behind a curtain and attacked Riho, then put Riho through a table (barely. That had to hurt). AGAIN. How many times are they going to do this same angle with these same two women?
Also… Pac has just shown his duplicitousness by having Nyla in place to attack Riho and ordering the attack even though Kenny agreed to have a match with him. If Pac went back on his word (which he did, unless you’re going to play heel announcer and let him off on the technicality that he didn’t perform the assault himself), what’s to stop Kenny from going back on his word and not have the match? He would be completely morally justified in doing so.
The answer to that question, of course, is that Kenny is now so angry at Pac for what Pac had done to Riho that Kenny now wants a match with a Pac to get his hands on him. The problem with that, however, is that this same scenario happened a few weeks ago with Michael Nakazawa and Kenny didn’t want a match with Pac. Michael Nakazawa, as we have been told many times over, is Kenny’s “best friend.” Riho, on the other hand, (as far was we kayfabe know) is just coworker of Kenny’s. Maybe they’re good friends, but she’s not his best friend, so why does he want the match now while he let it all slide when best “best friend” was assaulted.
And finally, this is YET ANOTHER example of AEW running the same angle in two different stories. Pac is attacking Kenny’s friends to get what he wants out of Kenny, while the Dark Order is attacking Daniels’ friends to get what they want out of Daniels.
DARBY ALLIN VIDEO PROMO- AWESOME!
He took a cardboard cutout of Sammy Guevara and Chris Jericho… and roasted it with a flamethrower. Then, for the first time in the almost four years I’ve been watching him wrestle, I saw Darby Allin smile.
JOEY JANELA vs. KIP SABIAN (w/Penelope Ford)- 6.75/10
Wow. They FINALLY got around to booking the obvious match. Excalibur referred to Kip Sabian’s “feetsies.” That sort of lack of judgment should be a firing offense. The match was good. Sabian won via roll-up with a handful of tights after Janela bumped into Penelope on the apron.
JERICHO & SANTANA (& THE INNER CIRCLE) PROMO- good
Jericho was an excellent hypocrite. Santana then cut a promo that came across dangerously like a babyface promo.
THE YOUNG BUCKS CONFRONT ADAM PAGE BACKSTAGE- very well done… until they ruined it at the end
The Bucks are angry at Page for costing their team the match. That closing line of “I was just about to ask you what your damn problem was but I’m pretty sure I know what the problem is,” followed by taking Page’s beer away was BRILLIANT… and then AEW had to go ruin it by taking their dramatic zoom in on Page, seemingly about to take the first step in considering that he might have a drinking problem… and turning it into a joke by having Page magically pull out a big pitcher of beer that he clearly wasn’t holding earlier in the segment. F*cking morons.
And the fans, too. We could be having a serious storyline about Adam Page dealing with alcoholism… but instead the fans just want to cheer him drinking.
CODY RHODES PROMO ABOUT CODY TAKING TEN LASHES FROM MJF- good
Some last-minute reassurance for us fans that Cody is not taking this lashing in vain and it will all be worth it in the end.
CODY GETS TEN LASHES FROM MJF- didn’t like it
I can’t say this was executed poorly because it wasn’t. The problem with it was that it was false drama because we all know that Cody isn’t going to quit in the middle, so this was really them taking a long time to get to an obvious conclusion. Yeah, the extra shot in the balls was mean, but we already know that MJF is a dick-head.
The one thing here that did bother me from a storyline point of view was Brandi’s presence. If you want to have her be the supportive wife then that’s fine, but then you need to acknowledge and account for all of the implications of that relationship. You can’t have her be the supportive wife this week when you’ve spent the past three months having him be seemingly ignorant of the fact that she is building an evil cult on the very national television show that he helps run.
Anyway, this was a mixed bag show from AEW. There wasn’t much that really annoyed me, but there wasn’t much I thought was too great, either. We’re now four months in, and the promotion is very much what I thought it was going to be. There is some good wrestling and some great promos, but the storylines and the universe often suffer from a lack of coherence and logic.