BRM Reviews the 1/30/2019 NXT UK
Posted: Jan 30th, '19, 19:05
DAVE MASTIFF vs. PRIMATE- 4.5/10
This was a very fun hoss-fight while it lasted.
XIA BROOKSIDE VIDEO PACKAGE- she returns to action next week.
JAMES DRAKE & ZACK GIBSON PROMO- meh
Okay… can someone explain this shoe thing to us non-Brits?
Gibson droned on for what felt like an eternity. Assistant GM Sid Scala showed up and announced that they would be defending the tag titles against Burch & Lorcan “very soon” on NXT UK TV, and told Drake & Gibson to not let them down in this NXT vs. NXT UK battle.
Mark Andrews vs. El Ligero has been booked for next week.
WALTER vs. JACK STARZ- squash
WALTER basically went WALTER on him.
STUFF HAPPENS BACKSTAGE WITH WALTER- One of the many large angry bearded men in this company yelled at him and was held back by referees. Marcel Barthel & Fabian Aichner congratulated WALTER on his victory and Barthel offered himself and Aichner to WALTER if he ever needed backup. WALTER walked away without saying anything. Aichner was angry about this and went to chase after him but Barthel held him back. Throughout this entire thing, WALTER remained absolutely silent. This did an EXCELLENT job of not just setting things up for the future, but also of establishing WALTER’s character. As Nigel put it, WALTER is “the one man who is and island.”
JINNY vs. KASEY OWENS- 0.75/10
This was basically a squash that went on for WAY too long. It was five minutes of mostly one-sided action. That’s twice as long as the WALTER squash went.
RHEA RIPLEY DEMANDS HER REMATCH AGAINST TONI STORM- good
Speaking of “Storm” Rhea made this demand by storming into Johnny Saint’s office. I LOVE the way Saint sat there and took Rhea’s venting and never backed down from her, but didn’t raise his voice and came off as patient and understand. Eventually we were told that Rhea would be getting her rematch in three weeks.
A mandatory rematch, you say? I thought those were passé and we weren’t doing them anymore, Hunter. Isn’t that what you said on Raw a few weeks ago when you and your wife and your in-laws showed up and promised us that everything would change for the better?
The bearded man yelling at WALTER before was Mark Coffey. He will face WALTER in next week’s main event.
FABIAN AICHNER & MARCEL BARTHEL vs. MOUSTACHE MOUNTAIN- 7.75/10
A GREAT match. The announcers pushed it as a bounce-back win for Moustache Mountain after losing to Drake & Gibson in the first round of the tag title tournament.
A good episode of NXT UK. This show is much more enjoyable when you only have to watch one episode a week.
This was a very fun hoss-fight while it lasted.
XIA BROOKSIDE VIDEO PACKAGE- she returns to action next week.
JAMES DRAKE & ZACK GIBSON PROMO- meh
Okay… can someone explain this shoe thing to us non-Brits?
Gibson droned on for what felt like an eternity. Assistant GM Sid Scala showed up and announced that they would be defending the tag titles against Burch & Lorcan “very soon” on NXT UK TV, and told Drake & Gibson to not let them down in this NXT vs. NXT UK battle.
Mark Andrews vs. El Ligero has been booked for next week.
WALTER vs. JACK STARZ- squash
WALTER basically went WALTER on him.
STUFF HAPPENS BACKSTAGE WITH WALTER- One of the many large angry bearded men in this company yelled at him and was held back by referees. Marcel Barthel & Fabian Aichner congratulated WALTER on his victory and Barthel offered himself and Aichner to WALTER if he ever needed backup. WALTER walked away without saying anything. Aichner was angry about this and went to chase after him but Barthel held him back. Throughout this entire thing, WALTER remained absolutely silent. This did an EXCELLENT job of not just setting things up for the future, but also of establishing WALTER’s character. As Nigel put it, WALTER is “the one man who is and island.”
JINNY vs. KASEY OWENS- 0.75/10
This was basically a squash that went on for WAY too long. It was five minutes of mostly one-sided action. That’s twice as long as the WALTER squash went.
RHEA RIPLEY DEMANDS HER REMATCH AGAINST TONI STORM- good
Speaking of “Storm” Rhea made this demand by storming into Johnny Saint’s office. I LOVE the way Saint sat there and took Rhea’s venting and never backed down from her, but didn’t raise his voice and came off as patient and understand. Eventually we were told that Rhea would be getting her rematch in three weeks.
A mandatory rematch, you say? I thought those were passé and we weren’t doing them anymore, Hunter. Isn’t that what you said on Raw a few weeks ago when you and your wife and your in-laws showed up and promised us that everything would change for the better?
The bearded man yelling at WALTER before was Mark Coffey. He will face WALTER in next week’s main event.
FABIAN AICHNER & MARCEL BARTHEL vs. MOUSTACHE MOUNTAIN- 7.75/10
A GREAT match. The announcers pushed it as a bounce-back win for Moustache Mountain after losing to Drake & Gibson in the first round of the tag title tournament.
A good episode of NXT UK. This show is much more enjoyable when you only have to watch one episode a week.