Wacky wrestling dream I just woke up from
Posted: Sep 9th, '18, 04:05
So, as the title implies, I just woke up from one of the craziest dream of my life, it involved wrestling so it goes here.
-Got tickets to Wrestlemania 35 which for some reason was in Texas. Invite my parents and brother along, despite the fact that none of them would like wrestling.
-Cut to us in Texas, and for some reason I get a job as a prison guard while I’m there to supplement my income. I show up four hours late to my first shift (this becomes Important later)
-Cut to us at the arena, which turns out is in some dude’s barn before like 30 people
- Two of the other people there are Jay and Silent Bob from Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back . They’re next to us. We end up conversing most of the rest of the evening.
- The barn is connected to a fully furnished kitchen. My mom and I are grabbing something to eat when the lights go off, and the *GONG* hits. The lights come back on, and the spooky lighting heralding the Undertaker is there, but what’s teleported into the room is a recycling bin, like one of those cart ones you see for sensitive documents that has to be taken to a special company for shredding, and a letter for me.
-I open the letter. It’s a letter accepting my resignation from being a Texas state prison guard that I have to sign and then recycle . For some reason, only that will bring the Undertaker here.
-For some reason, the other people sitting at the arena figure this out and are begging me to do it.
-My mom, being the careful woman she is, wants me to review the particulars of the resignation before I sign. People are now booing.
-I just sign because what the hell I’m going back to my old job in Missouri after this right?
-Sign, put it bin.
- Lights go out again, *GONG* hits again, mom and I go back to seats
-The druid chanting starts outside the barn for some reason, like they’re circling the barn but can’t find the door. This goes on for five minutes.
-The lights go back to normal, and Shawn Micheals’ theme hits, complete with pyro.
-The lights go back out a third time, a third *GONG* hits. This time the lights come back up, except this time everyone except my family and I are gone, and the idle pop rock you hear when you walk into a movie is playing.
-My dad grabs a pair of sunglasses from the seat in front of him and puts them on, wondering if it’s like a 4D experience and we’re not seeing wrestling because we’re not wearing glasses. I nod in agreement, because why not at this point.
-Jay and Silent Bob amble back into the barn to tell us that they, along with the other patrons were teleported outside, and it was probably a sign we should all go home.
*end dream*
-Got tickets to Wrestlemania 35 which for some reason was in Texas. Invite my parents and brother along, despite the fact that none of them would like wrestling.
-Cut to us in Texas, and for some reason I get a job as a prison guard while I’m there to supplement my income. I show up four hours late to my first shift (this becomes Important later)
-Cut to us at the arena, which turns out is in some dude’s barn before like 30 people
- Two of the other people there are Jay and Silent Bob from Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back . They’re next to us. We end up conversing most of the rest of the evening.
- The barn is connected to a fully furnished kitchen. My mom and I are grabbing something to eat when the lights go off, and the *GONG* hits. The lights come back on, and the spooky lighting heralding the Undertaker is there, but what’s teleported into the room is a recycling bin, like one of those cart ones you see for sensitive documents that has to be taken to a special company for shredding, and a letter for me.
-I open the letter. It’s a letter accepting my resignation from being a Texas state prison guard that I have to sign and then recycle . For some reason, only that will bring the Undertaker here.
-For some reason, the other people sitting at the arena figure this out and are begging me to do it.
-My mom, being the careful woman she is, wants me to review the particulars of the resignation before I sign. People are now booing.
-I just sign because what the hell I’m going back to my old job in Missouri after this right?
-Sign, put it bin.
- Lights go out again, *GONG* hits again, mom and I go back to seats
-The druid chanting starts outside the barn for some reason, like they’re circling the barn but can’t find the door. This goes on for five minutes.
-The lights go back to normal, and Shawn Micheals’ theme hits, complete with pyro.
-The lights go back out a third time, a third *GONG* hits. This time the lights come back up, except this time everyone except my family and I are gone, and the idle pop rock you hear when you walk into a movie is playing.
-My dad grabs a pair of sunglasses from the seat in front of him and puts them on, wondering if it’s like a 4D experience and we’re not seeing wrestling because we’re not wearing glasses. I nod in agreement, because why not at this point.
-Jay and Silent Bob amble back into the barn to tell us that they, along with the other patrons were teleported outside, and it was probably a sign we should all go home.
*end dream*