BRM Reviews the 2/28/2017 Smackdown
Posted: Mar 1st, '17, 13:13
SHANE, BRYAN, AJ, & HARPER BACKSTAGE- fine, I guess. It announced the main event and let Harper have a moment where he really did act like a babyface for the first time, but I really don’t like it when they make a heel look foolish for no reason other than the laugh.
MIZ TV WITH SPECIAL GUEST JOHN CENA- an excellent promo by Miz, but poor execution of the general concept.
Miz cut an excellent promo on Cena. I really hated Cena’s response, though, because it kind of felt like he quite listen to Miz and so his response didn’t address Miz’s criticism (most importantly on the issue of Cena’s hypocrisy vis-à-vis his recent taking time off to do Hollywood stuff and his issues with The Rock in their feud.)
I also really didn’t like how they got to their desired mixed tag team destination. Firstly, Maryse’s response just didn’t feel heavy enough after all of the things Cena had just said about Miz. I was expecting Miz to jump Cena from behind and beat the crap out of him for a real heavy heat angle. Maryse saying Cena has a small penis and then slapping him in the face felt like it was multiple orders of magnitude below what was called for.
Then we had Nikki’s involvement. Since almost the first day she came back Nikki has been getting assaulted constantly, and yet we have never once seen John Cena check on her wellbeing… but now that another female lays a hand on Cena, Nikki comes rushing out to protect him? This makes Cena look like a terrible boyfriend, doesn’t it?
If I were doing this I would have done the above scenario with Miz jumping Cena from behind as he left the ring and had him beat the sh*t out of Cena and have Cena get stretchered off. Nikki would hop in the ambulance with him (hopefully the severity of the beating avoids the above comparison that exposes Cena for being a terrible boyfriend). Then I’d come back next week with Nikki getting in Miz’s face and Maryse ambushing her from behind and we’d build to our Mania match from there.
2 OUT OF 3 FALLS MATCH: Becky Lynch vs. Mickie James- 6.5/10
Becky wins the final fall when Alexa Bliss! shows up to try to help Mickie but winds up bumping into her at a key moment instead.
LUKE HARPER PROMO- this stupid room he’s in with the lightbulbs is utterly terrible.
BRAY WYATT PROMO- isn’t he going to cutting another promo later? So why is he talking now?
DASHA INTERVIEWS ALEXA BLISS!- Alexa was great. Then Nattie showed up to say that she is coming for the title.
RENEE YOUNG INTERVIEWS AJ STYLES- great promo by AJ
WINNER CHALLENGES FOR THE WWE TITLE AT WRESTLEMANIA: AJ Styles vs. Luke Harper- 7.5/10
Well… that was basically the exact opposite of what I expected to happen once Shane came out to restart the match.
RENEE YOUNG TRIES TO INTERVIEW CENA & NIKKI- they are interrupted by Carmellsworth, who were hilarious. Then Cena and Nikki decided it would be a good idea to kill simple dialogue with an over the top, terrible delivery.
AJ STYLES & DANIEL BRYAN BACKSTAGE- AJ snubs Bryan on a handshake for no reason, then says that he’ll interrupt Bray’s promo tonight. At least that second point is good news.
DEAN AMBROSE & CORBIN PROMO SEGMENT- Dean was awesome. Corbin started off shaky but got better as the segment went on.
CHAIRS MATCH: Dolph Ziggler vs. Apollo Crews- 5.75/10
This is one of those times when the babyface jumping the heel from behind doesn’t bother me at all. The match was mediocre.
WWE JETSONS DVD COMMERCIAL- at one point Jane told George “we’ve got to stop Big Show from conquering the world!”
CLOSING SEGMENT- Terrible.
Bray rambles on for a while, saying all of the stupid, meaningless sh*t that has made his character so insufferable. He is interrupted by Randy Orton on the TitanTron at the Wyatt compound. Stupid camera effects and gratuitous shots of worms happen. Randy says that he’s a babyface again now. Then I’m pretty sure he admitted to having used a pickaxe to murder Sister Abigail, who I guess was a real person all along? Or maybe Bray killed her and Randy dug her up? I give up.
Randy says he will “burn the spirit of Sister Abigail to death.” How can you burn a spirit to death?
Dear G-d this music is so stupid.
Anyway, Randy rambles on and makes these threats and then starts to douse the Wyatt compound in gasoline, while Bray watches, helplessly, from thousands of miles away. Poor Bray. If only he had magical powers of teleportation so that he could teleport to the Wyatt Family compound (which is apparently just one little shack) and stop Randy. Oh well.
Maybe some of the other Wyatts, who are probably living at the compound could stop Randy? You know… those guys who showed up at the end of the New Day thing? Or do they all have the day off? Or maybe Randy sent them all out to get ice cream.
So Randy starts a forest fire. What a good babyface he is. Randy BURNED DOWN BRAY’S HOUSE, AND DESECRATED HIS SISTER’S GRAVE. Does anyone else feel like Randy is suddenly about five or six leagues on the wrong side of the line here?
So yeah, the worst feud ever is back.
A very good episode of Smackdown with lots of news coming out of it but what a terrible ending.
MIZ TV WITH SPECIAL GUEST JOHN CENA- an excellent promo by Miz, but poor execution of the general concept.
Miz cut an excellent promo on Cena. I really hated Cena’s response, though, because it kind of felt like he quite listen to Miz and so his response didn’t address Miz’s criticism (most importantly on the issue of Cena’s hypocrisy vis-à-vis his recent taking time off to do Hollywood stuff and his issues with The Rock in their feud.)
I also really didn’t like how they got to their desired mixed tag team destination. Firstly, Maryse’s response just didn’t feel heavy enough after all of the things Cena had just said about Miz. I was expecting Miz to jump Cena from behind and beat the crap out of him for a real heavy heat angle. Maryse saying Cena has a small penis and then slapping him in the face felt like it was multiple orders of magnitude below what was called for.
Then we had Nikki’s involvement. Since almost the first day she came back Nikki has been getting assaulted constantly, and yet we have never once seen John Cena check on her wellbeing… but now that another female lays a hand on Cena, Nikki comes rushing out to protect him? This makes Cena look like a terrible boyfriend, doesn’t it?
If I were doing this I would have done the above scenario with Miz jumping Cena from behind as he left the ring and had him beat the sh*t out of Cena and have Cena get stretchered off. Nikki would hop in the ambulance with him (hopefully the severity of the beating avoids the above comparison that exposes Cena for being a terrible boyfriend). Then I’d come back next week with Nikki getting in Miz’s face and Maryse ambushing her from behind and we’d build to our Mania match from there.
2 OUT OF 3 FALLS MATCH: Becky Lynch vs. Mickie James- 6.5/10
Becky wins the final fall when Alexa Bliss! shows up to try to help Mickie but winds up bumping into her at a key moment instead.
LUKE HARPER PROMO- this stupid room he’s in with the lightbulbs is utterly terrible.
BRAY WYATT PROMO- isn’t he going to cutting another promo later? So why is he talking now?
DASHA INTERVIEWS ALEXA BLISS!- Alexa was great. Then Nattie showed up to say that she is coming for the title.
RENEE YOUNG INTERVIEWS AJ STYLES- great promo by AJ
WINNER CHALLENGES FOR THE WWE TITLE AT WRESTLEMANIA: AJ Styles vs. Luke Harper- 7.5/10
Well… that was basically the exact opposite of what I expected to happen once Shane came out to restart the match.
RENEE YOUNG TRIES TO INTERVIEW CENA & NIKKI- they are interrupted by Carmellsworth, who were hilarious. Then Cena and Nikki decided it would be a good idea to kill simple dialogue with an over the top, terrible delivery.
AJ STYLES & DANIEL BRYAN BACKSTAGE- AJ snubs Bryan on a handshake for no reason, then says that he’ll interrupt Bray’s promo tonight. At least that second point is good news.
DEAN AMBROSE & CORBIN PROMO SEGMENT- Dean was awesome. Corbin started off shaky but got better as the segment went on.
CHAIRS MATCH: Dolph Ziggler vs. Apollo Crews- 5.75/10
This is one of those times when the babyface jumping the heel from behind doesn’t bother me at all. The match was mediocre.
WWE JETSONS DVD COMMERCIAL- at one point Jane told George “we’ve got to stop Big Show from conquering the world!”
CLOSING SEGMENT- Terrible.
Bray rambles on for a while, saying all of the stupid, meaningless sh*t that has made his character so insufferable. He is interrupted by Randy Orton on the TitanTron at the Wyatt compound. Stupid camera effects and gratuitous shots of worms happen. Randy says that he’s a babyface again now. Then I’m pretty sure he admitted to having used a pickaxe to murder Sister Abigail, who I guess was a real person all along? Or maybe Bray killed her and Randy dug her up? I give up.
Randy says he will “burn the spirit of Sister Abigail to death.” How can you burn a spirit to death?
Dear G-d this music is so stupid.
Anyway, Randy rambles on and makes these threats and then starts to douse the Wyatt compound in gasoline, while Bray watches, helplessly, from thousands of miles away. Poor Bray. If only he had magical powers of teleportation so that he could teleport to the Wyatt Family compound (which is apparently just one little shack) and stop Randy. Oh well.
Maybe some of the other Wyatts, who are probably living at the compound could stop Randy? You know… those guys who showed up at the end of the New Day thing? Or do they all have the day off? Or maybe Randy sent them all out to get ice cream.
So Randy starts a forest fire. What a good babyface he is. Randy BURNED DOWN BRAY’S HOUSE, AND DESECRATED HIS SISTER’S GRAVE. Does anyone else feel like Randy is suddenly about five or six leagues on the wrong side of the line here?
So yeah, the worst feud ever is back.
A very good episode of Smackdown with lots of news coming out of it but what a terrible ending.