Fun Kayfabe bit from PWInsider

[Big Red Machine]

As noted earlier this week, Delirious was in Japan to announce the ROH events taking place in 2016 at the New Japan Pro Wrestling G1 Finals. Ever the stickler for details, we received the following explaining why suddenly Delirious was able to speak in English, as opposed to his usual gibberish:

16 AUGUST 2015
Ryougoku Sumo Hall

RE: Delirious

As we all know, Delirious has a unique form of tachyphemia causing an incoherent and rapid speech pattern. Recently in Tokyo Japan, Delirious was on legally prescribed medication slowing down his erratic rhythm and rapid thought process. Although Delirious' syntax and grammar remains poor, Delirious was able to learn the appropriate English lines necessary to convey his message to a wide audience.

Delirious is not and never was unintelligent, in fact Delirious has a legitimate IQ of 144, he just happens to suffer from a disorder that clutters his speech and accelerates his thoughts and physical body language.

Through proper medication and coaching, Delirious delivered his message in Tokyo with calmness and in decipherable English.

We are proud of Delirious!

[Big Red Machine]

So... why doesn't Delirious take these meds all of the time?