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NEW DUMBEST STIPULATION OF ALL-TIME *SPOILERS*

Posted: Jul 28th, '15, 09:31
by Big Red Machine
EY and Melendez have a match where, if Melendez loses, HE CAN NEVER WRESTLE WITH HIS PROSTHETIC LEG EVER AGAIN. Yes, really. If you didn't think TNA was at the level of 2000 WCW before...

Re: NEW DUMBEST STIPULATION OF ALL-TIME *SPOILERS*

Posted: Jul 28th, '15, 09:41
by cero2k
nah nah, this is good, because then we'll get a prosthetic leg on a pole match. everything will work out

Re: NEW DUMBEST STIPULATION OF ALL-TIME *SPOILERS*

Posted: Jul 28th, '15, 09:52
by Big Red Machine
cero2k wrote:nah nah, this is good, because then we'll get a prosthetic leg on a pole match. everything will work out
Much more interesting would be a "Pole on a Prosthetic Leg" match, where the leg with the pole hops around the arena to make it harder for the wrestlers to get at it, as opposed to those lame old poles that just stay there in the corner.

You're welcome, Russo.

Re: NEW DUMBEST STIPULATION OF ALL-TIME *SPOILERS*

Posted: Jul 29th, '15, 08:44
by Big Red Machine
sad but hilarious update:
* Eric Young put his feet on the ropes to defeat Chris Melendez. Per the stipulation, Young gets Melendez’s leg and he can’t use it in wrestling any more
Well... at least there is some irony in the finish.

Re: NEW DUMBEST STIPULATION OF ALL-TIME *SPOILERS*

Posted: Jul 29th, '15, 09:43
by cero2k
Big Red Machine wrote:sad but hilarious update:
* Eric Young put his feet on the ropes to defeat Chris Melendez. Per the stipulation, Young gets Melendez’s leg and he can’t use it in wrestling any more
Well... at least there is some irony in the finish.
the idea of Young walking out to every match with Melendez' leg, and using it to attack his opponents is the greatest thing ever. nuclear heat right there. I wanna see him spray paint it, put stickers on it, carve his name on it, god yes!

Re: NEW DUMBEST STIPULATION OF ALL-TIME *SPOILERS*

Posted: Jul 29th, '15, 09:44
by Big Red Machine
cero2k wrote:
Big Red Machine wrote:sad but hilarious update:
* Eric Young put his feet on the ropes to defeat Chris Melendez. Per the stipulation, Young gets Melendez’s leg and he can’t use it in wrestling any more
Well... at least there is some irony in the finish.
the idea of Young walking out to every match with Melendez' leg, and using it to attack his opponents is the greatest thing ever. nuclear heat right there. I wanna see him spray paint it, put stickers on it, carve his name on it, god yes!
Turn it into a customized pogo-stick.

Re: NEW DUMBEST STIPULATION OF ALL-TIME *SPOILERS*

Posted: Jul 30th, '15, 00:05
by Big Red Machine
From tonight:

"Sarge Chris Melendez sans his prothetic leg challenges Eric Young to one more match. Young agrees but warns Melendez that he is going to take much more than his leg this time."