BRM Reviews the 6/15/2015 Raw
Posted: Jun 16th, '15, 00:00
DUSTY VIDEO PACKAGE- just as good as it was yesterday
There is a sign in the crowd promoting a show called “Dean Ambrose: Bigfoot Hunter.” I guess WWE also wants a piece of the Destination America pie.
OPENING SEGMENT- Rollins was good. Ambrose came out (still selling his knee) to brawl with Seth, so I guess this feud is still going on. Rollins runs away, so Dean decides to hold the show hostage until he gets what he wants: Rollins.
ROLLINS, HUNTER, & STEPH BACKSTAGE- apparently Hunter and Steph have a plan to get rid of Ambrose. Also, Hunter and Steph will name Rollins’ next challenger at some point tonight.
IT TURNS OUT THE AUTHORITY’S PLAN IS SHEAMUS- he cuts a decent promo, then we get…
DEAN AMROSE vs. SHEAMUS- 5.5/10
Sheamus goes after Dean’s leg, though Dean forgot to sell it whenever he transitioned to offense. Unfortunately, there is no way we’re getting a good finish here. Yup. Distraction by Orton. Now… the reason for doing the distraction finish and the roll-up is to keep Sheamus strong… so why have Orton lay him out and almost hit him with the RKO at the end of this?
ROLLINS & THE STOOGERWEIGHTS BACKSTAGE- good segment.
Jamie brings up a good point. Joey Mercury pinned Rollins on TV last week… so why isn’t he being given a title shot? Either way, I really wish it had been Jamie who had gotten the pin because I would kill to see full-on babyface James Gibson one more time.
Wait… WHERE DID DEAN GO?! Did he really just give up his hijacking of the show? What a crappy work-ethic! And what a crappy babyface!
WADE BARRETT vs. R-TRUTH- DUD!
So now Truth is too dumb to realize that he is supposed to be wrestling in this match? Also, he is dressed like an idiot to mock Barrett, which would be taken as mockery except that is portrayed as such an idiot that he doesn’t seem capable of grasping the concept.
Truth beats Barrett again. Then Barrett lays him out so no one gets over. Good job Creative!
Then Wade cut an angry promo.
SOME STUFF HAPPENS WITH SOME GUY AND SOME DIVAS AND SOME JOBBERS- Paige showed up and said something way too quick for me to understand. Summer Rae was backstage fawning over these dudes (are they the guest hosts or something? I hope not because one of them looks like a stereotypical Neo-Nazi skinhead). Isn’t Summer with Miz now?
CENA-OWENS RECAP- okay… using still pictures here didn’t work well at all.
KEVIN OWENS PROMO- apparently the pop-up powerbomb on the edge of the apron has injured Cena so badly that he is actually not at tonight’s show! HOORAY for making stuff matter! Owens was good. He issued an open challenge, so we’re getting…
KEVIN OWNES vs. DOLPH ZIGGLER (w/Lana?)- 7.5/10
Owens worked over Dolph’s mid-section, Dolph worked over Owens’ head, and they had a GREAT match.
PAIGE HOLDS A BACKSTAGE MEETING- terrible
She stood on a chair to speak and came off really bad. Like a middle-schooler in a schoolyard on a sit-com. Like someone who saw a mountain where everyone else saw a mole-hill. Even worse, they through in a worked shoot bit about how the Bellas have powered “because of who they’re married to.” Except that the Cena-Nikki relationship isn’t kayfabe (and also they’re not married), so are we supposed to believe that DANIEL BRYAN is POLITICKING ON BEHALF OF THE BELLAS?
Paige has a handicap match against the Bellas. Then the Bellas showed up and sounded like stereotypical high school mean girls. They intimidated everyone so none of them wanted to team with Paige.
KANE vs. RANDY ORTON- Sheamus showed up, so Kane made it a No Holds Barred match. Sheamus then beat Orton up and Kane pinned him. I thought that was a good angle, but it should have been saved for Smackdown. They have five weeks until the next PPV, and these guys have already fought on Raw for two straight weeks. They need to take it slow.
KANE AND ROLLINS BACKSTAGE- bad. We’ve been getting this sort of crap for months now. Kane got pissed when Rollins mentioned Paul Bearer and The Undertaker.
BIG SHOW vs. THE MIZ- no rating, good segment.
I loved the finish and I thought Ryback was very good on commentary.
ROMAN REIGNS AND BRAY WYATT STUFF- Roman scores points with me by telling Bray’s TitanTron promo to just shut up and get out here and fight. Bray ignores him and just continues to cut a good promo. Then he kept on cutting this promo and it dragged on and on and on. Then this got simultaneously dumb and creepy when Bray took a picture of Roman playing with his daughter that they had showed on a “be a good dad” commercial earlier. Why make this all corny and lame by having Bray threaten Roman’s daughter? What was wrong with the beginning of that promo where Bray was upset that Roman had cost him his chance to win MITB? Why can’t we have wrestling feud instead of a soap opera?
HANDICAP MATCH: The Bella Twins vs. Paige- 2.5/10
Boring. Bellas win because Paige has no friends and bit off more than she could chew.
A CONCERT- we now have a musical guest. What is this? SNL? And why do they always do this in Cleveland. If you can’t draw on your own, then just DON’T GO THERE.
Snore. Time to make some pizz-HOLY SH*T KEVIN STEEN JUST POWERBOMBED THIS DOOFUS OFF THE STAGE!
NEW DAY PROMO- okay
PTP PROMO- not good.
THE NEW DAY vs. THE PRIME TIME PLAYERS & NEVILLE- 4.75/10
I thought that giving PTP and Neville a combined entrance here was a mistake. PTP just won the belts. Let them be the center of attention.
Okay… what was the point of Titus doing a drop down in front of Neville before he hit that dive? Would it have both made more sense and been easier for Titus to just STAY OUT OF THE WAY?!
KANE AND AMBROSE BACKSTAGE- Dean is throwing darts at a picture of Seth. Dean encourages Kane to become the Big Red Monster again.
THE AUTHORITY NAMES A NEW #1 CONTENDER- IT’S BRRRRRRROOOOOCCCCCCCCKKKKKKK LLLLLLEEESSSSSSNNAAAARRR
Seth’s gonna die.
A good episode of Raw.
There is a sign in the crowd promoting a show called “Dean Ambrose: Bigfoot Hunter.” I guess WWE also wants a piece of the Destination America pie.
OPENING SEGMENT- Rollins was good. Ambrose came out (still selling his knee) to brawl with Seth, so I guess this feud is still going on. Rollins runs away, so Dean decides to hold the show hostage until he gets what he wants: Rollins.
ROLLINS, HUNTER, & STEPH BACKSTAGE- apparently Hunter and Steph have a plan to get rid of Ambrose. Also, Hunter and Steph will name Rollins’ next challenger at some point tonight.
IT TURNS OUT THE AUTHORITY’S PLAN IS SHEAMUS- he cuts a decent promo, then we get…
DEAN AMROSE vs. SHEAMUS- 5.5/10
Sheamus goes after Dean’s leg, though Dean forgot to sell it whenever he transitioned to offense. Unfortunately, there is no way we’re getting a good finish here. Yup. Distraction by Orton. Now… the reason for doing the distraction finish and the roll-up is to keep Sheamus strong… so why have Orton lay him out and almost hit him with the RKO at the end of this?
ROLLINS & THE STOOGERWEIGHTS BACKSTAGE- good segment.
Jamie brings up a good point. Joey Mercury pinned Rollins on TV last week… so why isn’t he being given a title shot? Either way, I really wish it had been Jamie who had gotten the pin because I would kill to see full-on babyface James Gibson one more time.
Wait… WHERE DID DEAN GO?! Did he really just give up his hijacking of the show? What a crappy work-ethic! And what a crappy babyface!
WADE BARRETT vs. R-TRUTH- DUD!
So now Truth is too dumb to realize that he is supposed to be wrestling in this match? Also, he is dressed like an idiot to mock Barrett, which would be taken as mockery except that is portrayed as such an idiot that he doesn’t seem capable of grasping the concept.
Truth beats Barrett again. Then Barrett lays him out so no one gets over. Good job Creative!
Then Wade cut an angry promo.
SOME STUFF HAPPENS WITH SOME GUY AND SOME DIVAS AND SOME JOBBERS- Paige showed up and said something way too quick for me to understand. Summer Rae was backstage fawning over these dudes (are they the guest hosts or something? I hope not because one of them looks like a stereotypical Neo-Nazi skinhead). Isn’t Summer with Miz now?
CENA-OWENS RECAP- okay… using still pictures here didn’t work well at all.
KEVIN OWENS PROMO- apparently the pop-up powerbomb on the edge of the apron has injured Cena so badly that he is actually not at tonight’s show! HOORAY for making stuff matter! Owens was good. He issued an open challenge, so we’re getting…
KEVIN OWNES vs. DOLPH ZIGGLER (w/Lana?)- 7.5/10
Owens worked over Dolph’s mid-section, Dolph worked over Owens’ head, and they had a GREAT match.
PAIGE HOLDS A BACKSTAGE MEETING- terrible
She stood on a chair to speak and came off really bad. Like a middle-schooler in a schoolyard on a sit-com. Like someone who saw a mountain where everyone else saw a mole-hill. Even worse, they through in a worked shoot bit about how the Bellas have powered “because of who they’re married to.” Except that the Cena-Nikki relationship isn’t kayfabe (and also they’re not married), so are we supposed to believe that DANIEL BRYAN is POLITICKING ON BEHALF OF THE BELLAS?
Paige has a handicap match against the Bellas. Then the Bellas showed up and sounded like stereotypical high school mean girls. They intimidated everyone so none of them wanted to team with Paige.
KANE vs. RANDY ORTON- Sheamus showed up, so Kane made it a No Holds Barred match. Sheamus then beat Orton up and Kane pinned him. I thought that was a good angle, but it should have been saved for Smackdown. They have five weeks until the next PPV, and these guys have already fought on Raw for two straight weeks. They need to take it slow.
KANE AND ROLLINS BACKSTAGE- bad. We’ve been getting this sort of crap for months now. Kane got pissed when Rollins mentioned Paul Bearer and The Undertaker.
BIG SHOW vs. THE MIZ- no rating, good segment.
I loved the finish and I thought Ryback was very good on commentary.
ROMAN REIGNS AND BRAY WYATT STUFF- Roman scores points with me by telling Bray’s TitanTron promo to just shut up and get out here and fight. Bray ignores him and just continues to cut a good promo. Then he kept on cutting this promo and it dragged on and on and on. Then this got simultaneously dumb and creepy when Bray took a picture of Roman playing with his daughter that they had showed on a “be a good dad” commercial earlier. Why make this all corny and lame by having Bray threaten Roman’s daughter? What was wrong with the beginning of that promo where Bray was upset that Roman had cost him his chance to win MITB? Why can’t we have wrestling feud instead of a soap opera?
HANDICAP MATCH: The Bella Twins vs. Paige- 2.5/10
Boring. Bellas win because Paige has no friends and bit off more than she could chew.
A CONCERT- we now have a musical guest. What is this? SNL? And why do they always do this in Cleveland. If you can’t draw on your own, then just DON’T GO THERE.
Snore. Time to make some pizz-HOLY SH*T KEVIN STEEN JUST POWERBOMBED THIS DOOFUS OFF THE STAGE!
NEW DAY PROMO- okay
PTP PROMO- not good.
THE NEW DAY vs. THE PRIME TIME PLAYERS & NEVILLE- 4.75/10
I thought that giving PTP and Neville a combined entrance here was a mistake. PTP just won the belts. Let them be the center of attention.
Okay… what was the point of Titus doing a drop down in front of Neville before he hit that dive? Would it have both made more sense and been easier for Titus to just STAY OUT OF THE WAY?!
KANE AND AMBROSE BACKSTAGE- Dean is throwing darts at a picture of Seth. Dean encourages Kane to become the Big Red Monster again.
THE AUTHORITY NAMES A NEW #1 CONTENDER- IT’S BRRRRRRROOOOOCCCCCCCCKKKKKKK LLLLLLEEESSSSSSNNAAAARRR
Seth’s gonna die.
A good episode of Raw.