BRM Watches Total Divas... and Regrets It
Posted: Mar 18th, '14, 23:09
NATTIE TALKS ABOUT HOW THINGS IN THE DIVAS DIVISION HAVE STEPPED UP AND ABOUT HOW SHE IS THE BEST- all true.
SUMMER RAE JOINS THE CAST-
The on-screen graphics are now giving us Real Name/Ring Name (e.g. Trinity/Naomi) rather than just real names… except, apparently, for Summer Rae. Some executive who in reality almost certainly has no influence over these things has decided that Summer Rae has been doing so well on TV that they will now be bringing her on the road full time. To help her get used to life on the road, they have decided to assign a veteran to show her the ropes. They picked EVA MARIE.
Yes. Eva Marie. The same girl who can’t do simple sh*t like ring announcing correctly… and they expect her to be able to show Summer Rae the ropes. I’m serious here! I have watched about a quarter of the episodes of this show, and I cannot honestly cannot remember this girl doing A SINGLE THING correctly. This would also be the same Eva Marie who was known as a “newbie” throughout all of last season.
Then, of course, there is the “non-Total-Divas-kayfabe” ridiculousness of the whole situation. Summer Rae has been in the WWE system for three years now. Eva has been for less than one. In fact, SUMMER RAE MADE HER RAW DEBUT BEFORE EVA HAD EVEN SIGNED WITH THE COMPANY! And that is, of course, ignoring the obvious issue of “why not pair Summer with someone with actual experience like Nattie. Hell, even the Bella Twins would qualify… but they chose to put Summer with the girl who makes the least sense, both in and out of continuity.
Anyway, the same goofball says that they are thinking of making Eva and Summer Rae a tag team (because it’s not like Summer doesn’t already have a super-over gimmick) and having them feud with the Bellas. Nattie cattily ribs Nikki for being a bad wrestler (which can be dismissed as friendly banter given that their close friendship was established last season). The executive dork tells Summer to “watch out for Nattie because she wants to be the only blonde,” so Summer accuses Nattie of not being a natural blonde. If Jimmy Jacobs, BJ Whitmer, and Roderick Strong were watching this, they would almost certainly advocate that Summer receive a swirlie for being mean to a veteran.
After a quick profile of Summer Rae, we return to the room and Nattie leaves unhappily. Summer Rae then talks to Eva about it. Eva says that “Nattie has a problem with everybody.” Really? Because it seems to me like the only person she has a problem with is YOU, Eva, and mostly because YOU SUCK AT EVERYTHING YOU DO!”
Summer and Eva say they are ready to form their new tag team. Funny how they have NEVER EVER TEAMED UP ON WWE TELEVISION EVER IN ANY WAY!
BRIE TALKS TO THE SEAMSTRESS- she wants to get kickpads on her new attire. The seamstress is disappointed that she is choosing kickpads over ruffles. Then Eva Marie shows up and Brie notices that she now has a wedding band in addition to her engagement ring. Apparently she and her boyfriend recently eloped, and no one knows about it. Not even her parents. Well… I’m sure your secret will be safe here on this INTERNATIONALLY BROADCAST TV PROGRAM.
Anyway, Nikki walks up to them, seeing as how this is a big secret, the first thing that Brie does is immediately spill the beans.
In an aside, Nikki laments, understandably, that all of her friends are getting married or engaged, while she and her boyfriend (John Cena) are on a break because Cena doesn’t want to get married.
When we come back from the aside, the seamstress tells Eva that she should tell her parents because if one of her kids eloped and was hiding it from her, she’d be super-pissed.
THE BELLAS TELL NAOMI THAT EVA ELOPED- then Nattie and Cameron show up and the Bellas tell them, too. Wow. I’m sure Eva is super-glad that you’re going around telling everyone her secret. Maybe you could go asks the seamstress to sew it into your ring gear or something?
In an aside, Nikki tells us she and Cena have been avoiding each other since their break and that seeing each other at work is awkward.
Nattie informs us in an aside that of course Jason (Eva’s husband) had to get hitched quickly because “Eva is WWE’s Jessica Rabbit.” Jessica Rabbit? With as much cleavage as Nattie’s top was showing, I’d say Tyson Kidd is the one who wound up marrying Jessica Rabbit.
THE BELLAS CELEBRATE THEIR 30TH BIRTHDAY- apparently they needed to get their makeup professionally done for a night out with their friends. Compare this to Nattie, who said that she put her own lashes on IN THE CAR, WHILE DRIVING (though she quickly rescinded that “while driving” part. Remember, kids: being distracted while driving is NEVER safe. Also, don’t drink and drive). Nikki refers to it as their “dirty thirty.” I hope that phrase isn’t a real thing.
Brie gets a text from Cena apologizing for not being able to be at the party. She shows it to her mom, but wonders if she should tell Nikki about it or not. She decides to tell Nikki, and they all decide that it is weird that Cena is texting Brie and not Nikki.
Nikki explains that the break-up is because Cena doesn’t want to get married. She fails to mention that Cena probably has cold feet about this because he just went through a not-so-nice divorce.
Brie says that the only thing that could make this night more special would be if Bryan was here, but he can’t be because he is working.
Cameron and her boyfriend Vinny are here, though, and Nattie gets wasted and tries to grind with him. Cameron tells us in an aside that Nattie often gets drunk and tries feel guys up. Nattie has not been single for about 12 years now, so I highly doubt that this is the case. She would just plain be out of the habit.
Cameron is understandably angry at Nattie and after they curse each other out, Cameron drags Nattie outside and they yell a bit. A cop immediately comes over and tells them to “calm down or you’re going to jail.”
EVA’S MOM CALLS- Eva and her husband are diving. Eva’s family wants to come and visit soon. Her husband, apparently being a sensible person, tells us that he told her that not telling her parents about their elopement would come back and bite them in the ass.
Eva’s solution to this is to have her husband stay in a hotel while the family is over. He is unhappy about this and asks her how she will explain his stuff being all over the house. He rhetorically asks if she will hide all of his stuff in a closet somewhere. She responds “do you have a better idea?” to which he answers “YES! Tell your parents the truth: that you are married and that you live with your husband.” He then warns her that she will have to face this at some point and the longer she runs from it, the worse it will be when she faces it.
THE BELLA TWINS AT THE WIZARD WORLD CONVENTION- in an aside, Brie refers to it as “a freak show.” Way to alienate some fans, you bitch.
They are doing some autograph singing, and people keep asking Nikki where Cena is. Cena finally shows up and the Bellas and Cena do an awkward photo shoot and Cena and Nikki exchange an awkward hug.
EVA CLEANS ALL HER BOYFRIEND'S STUFF OUT OF HER HOUSE- she actually tells him “I want there to be no trace of you. It is super-important to me that this goes well.” She says that she always learns from her mistakes: she has learned from the engagement fiasco, so she will not make the same mistakes here. She is so clearly missing the point that it is not even funny. Why does WWE even employ this moron? She sucks in the ring, she is not even close to entertaining on this show, she f*cks up every single thing she does, she is clearly an idiot who doesn’t actually learn from her mistakes, and she’s really not even that hot (especially when compared to the rest of the Divas).
So she packs all of his stuff into a bag and sends him to a hotel… and tells him that he can’t use their car to drive to the f*cking hotel. Seriously. Just watching this whole exchange between them, I have no idea why her husband does not leave her.
DRAGON, BRIE, & NIKKI GO SHOPPING FOR BRIE & DRAGON’S WEDDING REGISTRY- They got to what must be the most green-ass hippy tree-hugger store in the world. The first thing this lady shows them is rugs made from the cloth from scraps from underwear companies. For once, I agree with Nikki, who, in an aside, says “I did not realize that people registered at places like this.”
Trying to be nice and inclusive, Dragon asks Nikki for her opinion. She says “I don’t know. I wouldn’t choose it.” It kind of came out more catty than she meant it to, because Brie immediately snaps “we know you wouldn’t.” Nikki then says “it just doesn’t seem like a registry place.”
Brie is sad that Nikki is sad, but doesn’t want it to ruin her wedding planning. Dragon asks Nikki how things are between her and Cena. She tells him that she is living in her mom’s condo in San Diego, but her mom wants to sell it, so she doesn’t know where she will go. Doesn’t WWE pay her enough money that she could BUY THE CONDO FROM HER MOM?
Nikki and Dragon look at baby boots and Nikki laments that she will never get to buy them to which Dragon simply responds: “yeah. That’s really sad.” Brie makes some comments that make Nikki sad so she walks out.
The Funkadactyls and Jimmy Uso are talking in a sitting area. Nattie comes over to talk with them. Summer Rae quickly rushes past with her luggage, only briefly saying hello. The Funkadactyls and Nattie complain that Summer’s hello was “phony.” Cameron was being Cameron and walks off to go do something (walking with her hand on her hip just because). Jimmy turns to Naomi and says “I would never have had one conversation with you if you talked like that. Not one.” These two are by far the best characters on the show, and they easily get the least attention. That is a crime.
NATTIE & SUMMER HAVE A MATCH- Nattie says that Summer went from being a valet to being a Diva “overnight.” This match was in Seattle and took place months after Summer had started wrestling on Raw, and about a YEAR after she had started working matches in NXT. I just don’t get it. WWE wants us to think that this is real, but then tells blatant lies that anyone watching WWE programming will know are lies.
Nattie seems to imply that they had a bad match because both she and Summer were trying to be the one calling the match, but if you don’t know wrestling you probably wouldn’t quite have understood what she was talking about or how it can affect that match. Of course, all the clips of the match that they showed had them working well together, so Nattie just seems like she is being a bitch to Summer Rae for no reason. On the bright side, though, Nattie said the following:
“We have better matches when there is one chief and one Indian. When there are two chiefs, it turns into a pissing contest, and at the end of the day, I know that my piss is stronger than yours.”
NIKKI APOLOGIZES TO BRIE FOR WALKING OUT ON THEIR WEDDING REGISTRY- this was a very nice, sincere-seeming moment where Nikki laid her heart out to everyone, and it was shot perfectly, including the a great, quick close up on Brie’s engagement-ring wearing hand.
EVA MARIE & NAOMI TALK- Eva Marie says that her dad has had three heart attacks and she is worried that telling him that she eloped might cause a fourth. THEN YOU SHOULDN’T HAVE ELOPED, SHOULD YOU?!
Eva is such a f*ck up that I honestly do not feel sorry for her at all. She made this mess all on her own.
NIKKI & CENA WALK RIGHT PAST EACH OTHER AND DON’T ACKNOWLEDGE EACH OTHER- Michael McGillicutty appeared in the background.
EVA’S FAMILY COMES OVER- So she has hidden every bit of her husband’s stuff… but she forgot to take down all of the pictures of them, and with so many pictures of the two of them, her family quickly figures out what is up.
Eva tries to drop hints. She totally fails. Her family are all annoying, but she is such a f*ck up that I still don’t feel sorry for her. Her family asks him awkward questions like “how often are you here?” Her brother outright asks if they got married (possibly because her boyfriend forgot to take his wedding band off). Her response, after thinking about it for a while (which they also pick up on) is “technically; on paper. Yeah.”
WHAT THE F*CK?! You already got caught. Just come out with it instead of saying something that is 1) stupid and 2) might upset your husband.
Eva’s family asks if the husband’s family knew. He says yes. They are (understandably) upset that they were kept out of the loop. ALL EVA’S FAULT. Her family abruptly decides to go back to the hotel.
NIKKI GETS A TEXT FROM CENA- he wants to meet her for dinner. She is happy. She calls Brie. Apparently Cena bought a plane ticket and is already on his way there. Brie speculates that he might propose. This thought makes Nikki extremely happy.
They ask Dragon what he thinks. His response is: “I don’t know, Nicole. Stop being a girl!” Then he ribs her a bit. Brie once again ribs her about the possibility of Cena proposing.
EVA MARIE CALLS HER BROTHER- she and her husband are going to see them. The brother doesn’t sound happy.
EVA & HER HUSBAND VISIT HER FAMILY AT THE HOTEL- Eva’s brother is a total dweeb. He lets everyone know that Eva’s husband didn’t get their father’s blessing and lets everyone know his disapproval by exclaiming “I’m not cool with that!” Eva’s husband is awesome. He simply explains that he’s not going to walk away from the love of his life just because he didn’t get her father’s blessing, so when she wanted to get married without daddy’s blessing, he said yes.
The family then want to know why they weren’t told. Her brothers apparently don’t know the word “tertiary,” because they said “third-iary.” This made me laugh. The brothers are then unhappy that she didn’t get “confirmed.” I have very little experience with Christian ritual, but I was under the impression that a confirmation was something that kids or teenagers do. Not people about to be married. Eva’s husband seems to be in the same boat as me, because he says that he doesn’t even know what a confirmation is. Eva says that she wasn’t confirmed, which made her brothers not happy. Eva calls them out for living with women before being married.
Eva’s father says that she has disrespected him and the family.
In an aside Eva says that she is a grown woman and if her family can’t accept that she and her husband are now married, that’s their problem. Something sensible out of Eva’s mouth? Who’d have thought it possible?!
NIKKI MEETS CENA FOR DINNER- CLIFFHANGER!
A bad episode of Total Divas. Every time I watch this show, I regret it. Not even Summer Rae can make it watchable… no… wait. There will apparently be an episode where Dragon and Brie get a bus and then get pissed at Jimmy Uso and Naomi for having sex on their bus.
SUMMER RAE JOINS THE CAST-
The on-screen graphics are now giving us Real Name/Ring Name (e.g. Trinity/Naomi) rather than just real names… except, apparently, for Summer Rae. Some executive who in reality almost certainly has no influence over these things has decided that Summer Rae has been doing so well on TV that they will now be bringing her on the road full time. To help her get used to life on the road, they have decided to assign a veteran to show her the ropes. They picked EVA MARIE.
Yes. Eva Marie. The same girl who can’t do simple sh*t like ring announcing correctly… and they expect her to be able to show Summer Rae the ropes. I’m serious here! I have watched about a quarter of the episodes of this show, and I cannot honestly cannot remember this girl doing A SINGLE THING correctly. This would also be the same Eva Marie who was known as a “newbie” throughout all of last season.
Then, of course, there is the “non-Total-Divas-kayfabe” ridiculousness of the whole situation. Summer Rae has been in the WWE system for three years now. Eva has been for less than one. In fact, SUMMER RAE MADE HER RAW DEBUT BEFORE EVA HAD EVEN SIGNED WITH THE COMPANY! And that is, of course, ignoring the obvious issue of “why not pair Summer with someone with actual experience like Nattie. Hell, even the Bella Twins would qualify… but they chose to put Summer with the girl who makes the least sense, both in and out of continuity.
Anyway, the same goofball says that they are thinking of making Eva and Summer Rae a tag team (because it’s not like Summer doesn’t already have a super-over gimmick) and having them feud with the Bellas. Nattie cattily ribs Nikki for being a bad wrestler (which can be dismissed as friendly banter given that their close friendship was established last season). The executive dork tells Summer to “watch out for Nattie because she wants to be the only blonde,” so Summer accuses Nattie of not being a natural blonde. If Jimmy Jacobs, BJ Whitmer, and Roderick Strong were watching this, they would almost certainly advocate that Summer receive a swirlie for being mean to a veteran.
After a quick profile of Summer Rae, we return to the room and Nattie leaves unhappily. Summer Rae then talks to Eva about it. Eva says that “Nattie has a problem with everybody.” Really? Because it seems to me like the only person she has a problem with is YOU, Eva, and mostly because YOU SUCK AT EVERYTHING YOU DO!”
Summer and Eva say they are ready to form their new tag team. Funny how they have NEVER EVER TEAMED UP ON WWE TELEVISION EVER IN ANY WAY!
BRIE TALKS TO THE SEAMSTRESS- she wants to get kickpads on her new attire. The seamstress is disappointed that she is choosing kickpads over ruffles. Then Eva Marie shows up and Brie notices that she now has a wedding band in addition to her engagement ring. Apparently she and her boyfriend recently eloped, and no one knows about it. Not even her parents. Well… I’m sure your secret will be safe here on this INTERNATIONALLY BROADCAST TV PROGRAM.
Anyway, Nikki walks up to them, seeing as how this is a big secret, the first thing that Brie does is immediately spill the beans.
In an aside, Nikki laments, understandably, that all of her friends are getting married or engaged, while she and her boyfriend (John Cena) are on a break because Cena doesn’t want to get married.
When we come back from the aside, the seamstress tells Eva that she should tell her parents because if one of her kids eloped and was hiding it from her, she’d be super-pissed.
THE BELLAS TELL NAOMI THAT EVA ELOPED- then Nattie and Cameron show up and the Bellas tell them, too. Wow. I’m sure Eva is super-glad that you’re going around telling everyone her secret. Maybe you could go asks the seamstress to sew it into your ring gear or something?
In an aside, Nikki tells us she and Cena have been avoiding each other since their break and that seeing each other at work is awkward.
Nattie informs us in an aside that of course Jason (Eva’s husband) had to get hitched quickly because “Eva is WWE’s Jessica Rabbit.” Jessica Rabbit? With as much cleavage as Nattie’s top was showing, I’d say Tyson Kidd is the one who wound up marrying Jessica Rabbit.
THE BELLAS CELEBRATE THEIR 30TH BIRTHDAY- apparently they needed to get their makeup professionally done for a night out with their friends. Compare this to Nattie, who said that she put her own lashes on IN THE CAR, WHILE DRIVING (though she quickly rescinded that “while driving” part. Remember, kids: being distracted while driving is NEVER safe. Also, don’t drink and drive). Nikki refers to it as their “dirty thirty.” I hope that phrase isn’t a real thing.
Brie gets a text from Cena apologizing for not being able to be at the party. She shows it to her mom, but wonders if she should tell Nikki about it or not. She decides to tell Nikki, and they all decide that it is weird that Cena is texting Brie and not Nikki.
Nikki explains that the break-up is because Cena doesn’t want to get married. She fails to mention that Cena probably has cold feet about this because he just went through a not-so-nice divorce.
Brie says that the only thing that could make this night more special would be if Bryan was here, but he can’t be because he is working.
Cameron and her boyfriend Vinny are here, though, and Nattie gets wasted and tries to grind with him. Cameron tells us in an aside that Nattie often gets drunk and tries feel guys up. Nattie has not been single for about 12 years now, so I highly doubt that this is the case. She would just plain be out of the habit.
Cameron is understandably angry at Nattie and after they curse each other out, Cameron drags Nattie outside and they yell a bit. A cop immediately comes over and tells them to “calm down or you’re going to jail.”
EVA’S MOM CALLS- Eva and her husband are diving. Eva’s family wants to come and visit soon. Her husband, apparently being a sensible person, tells us that he told her that not telling her parents about their elopement would come back and bite them in the ass.
Eva’s solution to this is to have her husband stay in a hotel while the family is over. He is unhappy about this and asks her how she will explain his stuff being all over the house. He rhetorically asks if she will hide all of his stuff in a closet somewhere. She responds “do you have a better idea?” to which he answers “YES! Tell your parents the truth: that you are married and that you live with your husband.” He then warns her that she will have to face this at some point and the longer she runs from it, the worse it will be when she faces it.
THE BELLA TWINS AT THE WIZARD WORLD CONVENTION- in an aside, Brie refers to it as “a freak show.” Way to alienate some fans, you bitch.
They are doing some autograph singing, and people keep asking Nikki where Cena is. Cena finally shows up and the Bellas and Cena do an awkward photo shoot and Cena and Nikki exchange an awkward hug.
EVA CLEANS ALL HER BOYFRIEND'S STUFF OUT OF HER HOUSE- she actually tells him “I want there to be no trace of you. It is super-important to me that this goes well.” She says that she always learns from her mistakes: she has learned from the engagement fiasco, so she will not make the same mistakes here. She is so clearly missing the point that it is not even funny. Why does WWE even employ this moron? She sucks in the ring, she is not even close to entertaining on this show, she f*cks up every single thing she does, she is clearly an idiot who doesn’t actually learn from her mistakes, and she’s really not even that hot (especially when compared to the rest of the Divas).
So she packs all of his stuff into a bag and sends him to a hotel… and tells him that he can’t use their car to drive to the f*cking hotel. Seriously. Just watching this whole exchange between them, I have no idea why her husband does not leave her.
DRAGON, BRIE, & NIKKI GO SHOPPING FOR BRIE & DRAGON’S WEDDING REGISTRY- They got to what must be the most green-ass hippy tree-hugger store in the world. The first thing this lady shows them is rugs made from the cloth from scraps from underwear companies. For once, I agree with Nikki, who, in an aside, says “I did not realize that people registered at places like this.”
Trying to be nice and inclusive, Dragon asks Nikki for her opinion. She says “I don’t know. I wouldn’t choose it.” It kind of came out more catty than she meant it to, because Brie immediately snaps “we know you wouldn’t.” Nikki then says “it just doesn’t seem like a registry place.”
Brie is sad that Nikki is sad, but doesn’t want it to ruin her wedding planning. Dragon asks Nikki how things are between her and Cena. She tells him that she is living in her mom’s condo in San Diego, but her mom wants to sell it, so she doesn’t know where she will go. Doesn’t WWE pay her enough money that she could BUY THE CONDO FROM HER MOM?
Nikki and Dragon look at baby boots and Nikki laments that she will never get to buy them to which Dragon simply responds: “yeah. That’s really sad.” Brie makes some comments that make Nikki sad so she walks out.
The Funkadactyls and Jimmy Uso are talking in a sitting area. Nattie comes over to talk with them. Summer Rae quickly rushes past with her luggage, only briefly saying hello. The Funkadactyls and Nattie complain that Summer’s hello was “phony.” Cameron was being Cameron and walks off to go do something (walking with her hand on her hip just because). Jimmy turns to Naomi and says “I would never have had one conversation with you if you talked like that. Not one.” These two are by far the best characters on the show, and they easily get the least attention. That is a crime.
NATTIE & SUMMER HAVE A MATCH- Nattie says that Summer went from being a valet to being a Diva “overnight.” This match was in Seattle and took place months after Summer had started wrestling on Raw, and about a YEAR after she had started working matches in NXT. I just don’t get it. WWE wants us to think that this is real, but then tells blatant lies that anyone watching WWE programming will know are lies.
Nattie seems to imply that they had a bad match because both she and Summer were trying to be the one calling the match, but if you don’t know wrestling you probably wouldn’t quite have understood what she was talking about or how it can affect that match. Of course, all the clips of the match that they showed had them working well together, so Nattie just seems like she is being a bitch to Summer Rae for no reason. On the bright side, though, Nattie said the following:
“We have better matches when there is one chief and one Indian. When there are two chiefs, it turns into a pissing contest, and at the end of the day, I know that my piss is stronger than yours.”
NIKKI APOLOGIZES TO BRIE FOR WALKING OUT ON THEIR WEDDING REGISTRY- this was a very nice, sincere-seeming moment where Nikki laid her heart out to everyone, and it was shot perfectly, including the a great, quick close up on Brie’s engagement-ring wearing hand.
EVA MARIE & NAOMI TALK- Eva Marie says that her dad has had three heart attacks and she is worried that telling him that she eloped might cause a fourth. THEN YOU SHOULDN’T HAVE ELOPED, SHOULD YOU?!
Eva is such a f*ck up that I honestly do not feel sorry for her at all. She made this mess all on her own.
NIKKI & CENA WALK RIGHT PAST EACH OTHER AND DON’T ACKNOWLEDGE EACH OTHER- Michael McGillicutty appeared in the background.
EVA’S FAMILY COMES OVER- So she has hidden every bit of her husband’s stuff… but she forgot to take down all of the pictures of them, and with so many pictures of the two of them, her family quickly figures out what is up.
Eva tries to drop hints. She totally fails. Her family are all annoying, but she is such a f*ck up that I still don’t feel sorry for her. Her family asks him awkward questions like “how often are you here?” Her brother outright asks if they got married (possibly because her boyfriend forgot to take his wedding band off). Her response, after thinking about it for a while (which they also pick up on) is “technically; on paper. Yeah.”
WHAT THE F*CK?! You already got caught. Just come out with it instead of saying something that is 1) stupid and 2) might upset your husband.
Eva’s family asks if the husband’s family knew. He says yes. They are (understandably) upset that they were kept out of the loop. ALL EVA’S FAULT. Her family abruptly decides to go back to the hotel.
NIKKI GETS A TEXT FROM CENA- he wants to meet her for dinner. She is happy. She calls Brie. Apparently Cena bought a plane ticket and is already on his way there. Brie speculates that he might propose. This thought makes Nikki extremely happy.
They ask Dragon what he thinks. His response is: “I don’t know, Nicole. Stop being a girl!” Then he ribs her a bit. Brie once again ribs her about the possibility of Cena proposing.
EVA MARIE CALLS HER BROTHER- she and her husband are going to see them. The brother doesn’t sound happy.
EVA & HER HUSBAND VISIT HER FAMILY AT THE HOTEL- Eva’s brother is a total dweeb. He lets everyone know that Eva’s husband didn’t get their father’s blessing and lets everyone know his disapproval by exclaiming “I’m not cool with that!” Eva’s husband is awesome. He simply explains that he’s not going to walk away from the love of his life just because he didn’t get her father’s blessing, so when she wanted to get married without daddy’s blessing, he said yes.
The family then want to know why they weren’t told. Her brothers apparently don’t know the word “tertiary,” because they said “third-iary.” This made me laugh. The brothers are then unhappy that she didn’t get “confirmed.” I have very little experience with Christian ritual, but I was under the impression that a confirmation was something that kids or teenagers do. Not people about to be married. Eva’s husband seems to be in the same boat as me, because he says that he doesn’t even know what a confirmation is. Eva says that she wasn’t confirmed, which made her brothers not happy. Eva calls them out for living with women before being married.
Eva’s father says that she has disrespected him and the family.
In an aside Eva says that she is a grown woman and if her family can’t accept that she and her husband are now married, that’s their problem. Something sensible out of Eva’s mouth? Who’d have thought it possible?!
NIKKI MEETS CENA FOR DINNER- CLIFFHANGER!
A bad episode of Total Divas. Every time I watch this show, I regret it. Not even Summer Rae can make it watchable… no… wait. There will apparently be an episode where Dragon and Brie get a bus and then get pissed at Jimmy Uso and Naomi for having sex on their bus.