BRM Reviews the 2/28/2014 Smackdown (not so good)
Posted: Mar 3rd, '14, 10:17
BATISTA PROMO- FANTASTIC
He says he loves WWE and loves wrestling but he didn’t come back to be liked; he came back to be champ, and everyone will have to deal with it. He says that it is ridiculous that people chant for “195 pound weaklings.” He says he will “destroy all of your heroes” on the way to winning the WWE Title at Wrestlemania.
Ziggler comes out and tells Dave that he can’t tell the fans who to cheer for (which he really didn’t do), then Dolph challenges Batista to match and Batista accepts. Dolph gives Dave a dropkick.
Turning Big Dave heel also guarantees we’ll have someone else added to the WWE Title match at Mania… which basically means either Dragon or Punk! YAY!
MARK HENRY & BIG E. LANGSTON vs. THE REAL AMERICANS (w/Zeb Coulter)- 5.25/10
Early on Swagger angered Cesaro by making an unwanted blind tag so Cesaro repaid him in kind towards the end of the match. Cesaro hit MARK HENRY with the Gotch-style Neutralizer!
VICKIE, DEL RIO, & SHEAMUS BACKSTAGE- decent.
ALBERTO DEL RIO vs. SHEAMUS- 5.5/10
Christian comes out in a black shirt, a blazer, and sunglasses. Yeah. He's definitely going heel. I could go for Sheamus vs. Christian at Mania.
Del Rio and Sheamus have a good little match with Del Rio working over Sheamus' ribs. Sheamus locks on the cloverleaf but Christian attacks him from behind, causing a DQ. They brawl a bit with Sheamus getting the better of it. Then Del Rio jumps Sheamus but Sheamus gives him a Brogue Kick... and then Christian gets back in the ring and gives Sheamus a killswitch.
RUSEV & LANA LIVE PROMO- good.
SHIELD BACKSTAGE- I believe this is the first time they have brought up the fact that before this week, Reigns had only been pinned/submitted/DQed twice. This was a great segment.
BATISTA vs. DOLPH ZIGGLER- 2/10
Whatever the first thing was that Batista did on the outside to get his heat looked really hokey, like Dolph just fell down. Batista proceeded to work over Dolph's knee, but once Dolph started to make his comeback he completely stopped selling it. I wonder if this might have contributed to WWE editing out pro-Ziggler chants in this match (which has to be a slap ion the face to Dolph after they specifically had him cut a promo where he told Batista "you don't tell the fans who to cheer for").
BRAY WYATT PROMO- AWESOME!
Then the Shield show up (with Ambrose leading the way) and they have a staredown., but Hunter shows up and says that he won't let them give this match away with no build. He books the match for Raw and orders the Shield to "stand down." Bray laughs and says "You heard your daddy."
Ambrose and Rollins dive onto Harper and Rowan, then quickly get back into the ring and now Bray is faced with three on one odds, but he just walks away... and the Shield lets him. Hunter also seems to have disappeared. You would think he would show up with tons of security or something to enforce his orders.
WWE DIVAS TITLE MATCH: AJ Lee(c) (w/Tamina) vs. Cameron- DUD!
And the Total Divas hype is back. To hype up "Cameron" they played a video package including clips of her CALLING HERSELF BY HER REAL NAME!
Props to the dude with the "I paid to see AJ Lee" sign. Hopefully someone in WWE takes note of this. AJ is the draw. Not the f*cking Total Divas.
The match was pathetically short and AJ just squashed Cameron, doing nothing for anyone.
KANE & THE NEW AGE OUTLAWS vs. DANIEL BRYAN & THE USOS-6/10
They really rushed through the entrances here. These guys did the best they could with the time they had. Dragon pins one of Hunter's buddies, and the show goes off the air with everyone chanting "YES!"
Lots of recap on this show, but that was expected. Nothing here was unnecessary, either. They just didn't have time because of all of the recaps. Still, that doesn't change the fact that the wrestling here really wasn't that good. Try to watch the Bray Wyatt promo if you can, though.
He says he loves WWE and loves wrestling but he didn’t come back to be liked; he came back to be champ, and everyone will have to deal with it. He says that it is ridiculous that people chant for “195 pound weaklings.” He says he will “destroy all of your heroes” on the way to winning the WWE Title at Wrestlemania.
Ziggler comes out and tells Dave that he can’t tell the fans who to cheer for (which he really didn’t do), then Dolph challenges Batista to match and Batista accepts. Dolph gives Dave a dropkick.
Turning Big Dave heel also guarantees we’ll have someone else added to the WWE Title match at Mania… which basically means either Dragon or Punk! YAY!
MARK HENRY & BIG E. LANGSTON vs. THE REAL AMERICANS (w/Zeb Coulter)- 5.25/10
Early on Swagger angered Cesaro by making an unwanted blind tag so Cesaro repaid him in kind towards the end of the match. Cesaro hit MARK HENRY with the Gotch-style Neutralizer!
VICKIE, DEL RIO, & SHEAMUS BACKSTAGE- decent.
ALBERTO DEL RIO vs. SHEAMUS- 5.5/10
Christian comes out in a black shirt, a blazer, and sunglasses. Yeah. He's definitely going heel. I could go for Sheamus vs. Christian at Mania.
Del Rio and Sheamus have a good little match with Del Rio working over Sheamus' ribs. Sheamus locks on the cloverleaf but Christian attacks him from behind, causing a DQ. They brawl a bit with Sheamus getting the better of it. Then Del Rio jumps Sheamus but Sheamus gives him a Brogue Kick... and then Christian gets back in the ring and gives Sheamus a killswitch.
RUSEV & LANA LIVE PROMO- good.
SHIELD BACKSTAGE- I believe this is the first time they have brought up the fact that before this week, Reigns had only been pinned/submitted/DQed twice. This was a great segment.
BATISTA vs. DOLPH ZIGGLER- 2/10
Whatever the first thing was that Batista did on the outside to get his heat looked really hokey, like Dolph just fell down. Batista proceeded to work over Dolph's knee, but once Dolph started to make his comeback he completely stopped selling it. I wonder if this might have contributed to WWE editing out pro-Ziggler chants in this match (which has to be a slap ion the face to Dolph after they specifically had him cut a promo where he told Batista "you don't tell the fans who to cheer for").
BRAY WYATT PROMO- AWESOME!
Then the Shield show up (with Ambrose leading the way) and they have a staredown., but Hunter shows up and says that he won't let them give this match away with no build. He books the match for Raw and orders the Shield to "stand down." Bray laughs and says "You heard your daddy."
Ambrose and Rollins dive onto Harper and Rowan, then quickly get back into the ring and now Bray is faced with three on one odds, but he just walks away... and the Shield lets him. Hunter also seems to have disappeared. You would think he would show up with tons of security or something to enforce his orders.
WWE DIVAS TITLE MATCH: AJ Lee(c) (w/Tamina) vs. Cameron- DUD!
And the Total Divas hype is back. To hype up "Cameron" they played a video package including clips of her CALLING HERSELF BY HER REAL NAME!
Props to the dude with the "I paid to see AJ Lee" sign. Hopefully someone in WWE takes note of this. AJ is the draw. Not the f*cking Total Divas.
The match was pathetically short and AJ just squashed Cameron, doing nothing for anyone.
KANE & THE NEW AGE OUTLAWS vs. DANIEL BRYAN & THE USOS-6/10
They really rushed through the entrances here. These guys did the best they could with the time they had. Dragon pins one of Hunter's buddies, and the show goes off the air with everyone chanting "YES!"
Lots of recap on this show, but that was expected. Nothing here was unnecessary, either. They just didn't have time because of all of the recaps. Still, that doesn't change the fact that the wrestling here really wasn't that good. Try to watch the Bray Wyatt promo if you can, though.