BRM Reviews the 2/13/2014 Impact (horrid)
Posted: Feb 14th, '14, 13:33
OPENING SEGMENT-The crowd was right. This WAS boring.
Dixie’s stable came out and cut promos. Magnus was decent, but everything else was dull and boring. MVP and Joe came out and announced that Joe would get his title shot at Lockdown. If Joe is the “#1 Contender” then this would violate the 30 Days Rule. Then Gunner came out and announced that he would cash in his briefcase next week. Dixie then announces that Gunner will put the Feast or Fired Briefcase on the line tonight against EC III. MVP made EC III put his briefcase on the line in this match, too… then he made it a ladder match. So we are getting a VERY high stakes ladder match on free TV with no build at all. And I mean NO build, because Tenay told us that that match would be next. How Mike knew this, I have no idea.
MVP also called EC III “C-3PO.” That made me laugh.
LADDER MATCH FOR THE TAG TEAM TITLE AND WORLD TITLE FEAST OR FIRED BRIEFCASES: Gunner vs. Ethan Cater III- DUD! (it ended BY DQ!)
Mike Tenay needs to go. He is just so f*cking annoying. Gunner hit what was clearly a simple powerbomb, but Mike had to call it a “powerbomb-type move.” He also thought that this match was a great time to plug a “Twitter War” between MVP and Dixie.
So when he made this match, MVP had said that Dixie’s people had better not interfere, or else. Magnus, of course, did interfere. James Storm came out to make the save and cleared the heels out of the ring. Gunner and Storm just stand around, and I start screaming “CLIMB THE F*CKING LADDER, YOU MORON!” at my TV. Well apparently the reason he wasn’t doing so was that, as MVP told us, this match had been “thrown out.” In other words, THEY HAD A DISQUALIFICATION IN THE MIDDLE OF A F*CKING LADDER MATCH! Putting the stupidity of that concept aside for the moment, I will also say that if that is the case RING THE F*CKING BELL AND HAVE CHRISTY ANNOUNCE IT TO US SO THAT WE KNOW WHAT HAS HAPPENED! It’s not that hard!
MVP then restarts the match as a tag team match, pitting Magnus and EC III against Storm and Gunner with the same stips. Or at least I think he did. When he was announcing it, he never actually said it was a tag team match. When we got back from commercial, Tenay clarified for us that indeed it was now a tag team match, so we have…
LADDER MATCH FOR THE TAG TEAM TITLE AND WORLD TITLE FEAST OR FIRED BRIEFCASES: James Storm & Gunner vs. Ethan Carter III & Magnus- 0.5/10
So the heels beat the sh*t out of the babyfaces. They are then about to win, but get into a stupid argument about who should climb the ladder to get the win. This stupid argument allows the babyfaces to get the win. The problem is that heels look like idiots for arguing over something that doesn’t matter at all, and the babyfaces look even worse because they got their asses kicked so badly that they only won because the heels couldn’t get along with each other.
ANDERSON PROMO- he says that tonight ‘s casket match is about family because he has one and Bully doesn’t, then shows me a picture of his newborn twins. This angle has been so terrible that I don’t care.
ZEMA BRO-MANS, & SPUD BACKSTAGE- good. Then MVP showed up. Apparently this arena only has one fancy VIP suite, so he and Dixie have to share. Spud mentions something about “the interests of fairness” (because they can’t resist ripping off the WWE), so MVP says it would be fair to strip Bro-Mans of the tag titles. HOW IN THE HELL WOULD THAT BE FAIR?!
Then MVP books Bro-Mans & Zema against the Wolves and a mystery partner… and apparently that match is next. A few problems here:
1) Why would you not build the Wolves’ in-ring debuts up at all? Tenay tried to tell us it was a “special moment,” but because of how sudden and random it was and the total lack of hype, it didn’t feel like anything other than a regular tag team match.
2) What is the purpose of assigning a mystery partner if we are going to find out who it is three minutes, anyway?
3) Why would you give the Wolves a partner of any sort? All that does is divert the attention from where it should be: The Wolves.
They also revealed that there was a deal in place between EC III and Bro-Mans that EC III would not cash in his tag team title shot for a very long time. Upon learning of this, Mike Tenay just dismisses this act of unethical collusion by saying the equivalent of “well… that deal isn’t in place anymore.” When something similar happened in ROH, they played it off as if it was a HUGE scandal. In TNA, the babyface announcer doesn’t even bat an eyelash at unethical behavior.
ZEMA ION & THE BRO-MANS vs. THE WOLVES & SAMOA JOE- 5.25/10... but a total creative failure.
In this, the Wolves in-ring debut, they decide not to highlight the Wolves tag team work, but rather… JOE is the one who gets the hot tag and the win. THESE PEOPLE ARE F*CKING IDIOTS!
VELVET PLEADS WITH DIXIE- F*CKING IDIOTIC!
1) Despite knowing about this match for a week, Velvet Sky decided to wait until HALF WAY THROUGH THE SHOW THE MATCH IS SUPPOSED TO TAKE PLACE ON to try to get out of it.
2) Despite the myriad times we have been told that man-on-women violence is not allowed on Spike TV (it was actually AN IMPORTANT PART OF AN ANGLE AT ONE POINT!), Dixie does nothing to prevent this match. I guess she doesn’t care if they get in trouble with their TV network. Also, how the hell did this even get officially booked in the first place?
3) Velvet’s logic completely fails. She asks Dixie to cancel the match because Dixie “has always been a strong proponent of the Knockouts.” If she is a strong proponent of the Knockouts, would she WANT to see them take that next step and break down the gender barrier and start competing against male wrestlers?
4) MVP is all outraged because this match will be “a man vs. a woman.” Tell me, MVP. What is wrong with that? Are you suggesting that women are somehow inherently weaker or less physically capable or perhaps not smart enough to compete against men? Because that’s what it sounds like here. And yet, I can’t help but think that if the match were Awesome Kong against Amazing Red, no one would bad an eyelash.
If the problem is one of a size mismatch, just say so (though that is its own can of worms). If the problem is one of gender, then you need to address it in a way that isn’t sexist. The “Spike TV won’t allow it” thing actually does a fantastic job of this, but TNA decides not to use that because they are stupid.
Anyhow, you would think that, with his big objection here, MVP would actually DO SOMETHING about this match which he sees as unfair along gender lines, which is a major issue in society and booking it would certainly get TNA a lot of bad press… But no. Instead, this results in MVP saying that he isn’t a wrestler anymore… then point out that Spud is a wrestler… then booking himself against Spud… and that he will call the director’s truck to make sure that match will be next. So they are also giving away MVP’s in-ring debut in a bullsh*t match with almost no build.
WHAT THE F*CK?!
So you know how MVP, the new investor with equal power to Dixie, just said he would call the director’s truck and make sure that his match with Spud was next? Well apparently MVP has the power to hire and fire people and make matches, does not have the power to control the order of the card because the next thing on the show was…
ABYSS SPEAKS- He says that he never wanted this to happen, and calls EY out to speak with him. EY comes out and the first words he says are “I was just trying to help.”
Oh. You were just trying to “help?” Well let’s look at the end result of your help: “You took a nice, happy go-lucky lawyer and, against his desires, turned him into a psychopathic killing machine which you have now unleashed on the world. I think I speak for everyone when I say “thanks for the ‘help,’ asshole!
Joseph/Abyss was actually really awesome here. He says he doesn’t want to be Abyss anymore. EY offers to help, but Joseph says he doesn’t want EY’s help. He says that he needs to go away and fix EY’s mistake. He says he needs to find someone who truly understands him. So the big pay-off to Abyss returning is… Abyss going away again. Way to go, TNA!
CHRISTY HEMME & SAM SHAW BACKSTAGE- very good
ROCKSTAR SPUD vs. MVP- an entirely pointless squash that gains you nothing.
Taz describes MVP’s finisher as a “gang-style kick.” This would be the same MVP who has spent most of his adult life trying to DISTANCE HIMSELF from the gang lifestyle that he led in his childhood.
ROODE LOOKS FOR DIXIE BACKSTAGE- this happened last week. Snore.
WILLOW THE WISP VIDEO PACKAGE- WHY?! Just… WHY?! Jeff Hardy is one of the (if not THE) most over wrestlers on TNA’s roster. They could have him be his established, over self… or they could have him be a lunatic in a weird mask with a stupid name. TNA chooses the latter. That is really all you need to know to understand why this company is in such a sh*tty place right now.
DIXIE & ROODE BACKSTAGE- okay.
Dixie is calling someone for help. I assume that this will lead to something big. Roode interrupts her, saying she owes him a title shot and calls her a sore loser. Dixie refuses to give him a title shot. Roode warns Dixie that she doesn’t want him as her enemy.
CHRIS SABIN vs. VELVET SKY-
Sabin made fun of Velvet’s entrance by pretty much dry-humping the ropes. That was funny. Remember how MVP was clearly not okay with this match going down. Well to stop it, he… DID NOTHING! Your babyface, ladies and gentlemen: See an unfair match and a damsel in distress… and not lifting a f*cking finger.
Sabin yells at Velvet a lot and offers her the first shot. She kicks him in the knee. For some reason, the ref didn’t even ring the bell. Sabin yells at her some more, so she kicks him in the nuts… but he has a cup on, which he takes off and proudly holds up, bragging to everyone about how he outsmarted Velvet… so while he is holding the cup up and showing it off, she runs over and gives him a low blow.
I really don’t know how to rate this segment. It was fantastic (for the most part, the kick to the knee was dumb. They should have gone straight for the nut shot), with the heel definitely getting just comeuppance… but from a point of view of the company as a whole, it should never have happened and the company (and our new babyface authority figure) look like idiots and hypocrites for letting it happen in the first place.
Wait… sh*t. I spoke too soon.
Velvet starts pounding on Sabin, which was really unnecessary. It just takes away from the nut shot. Less is more. Then Alpha Female shows up (Taz and Tenay have no idea who she is, so I guess she just jumped the guardrail and no one tried to stop her) and beat Velvet up. She put he in the Masterlock, then Sabin pinned Velvet and Alpha Female counted the three (the idiot ref went down to count it, too… in a match that never even officially started. The individual components were all good, but they blew threw about six week’s worth of angles in five minutes. WHY?!
BULLY RAY GOES THROUGH ANDERSON’S STUFF BACKSTAGE- Apparently Anderson doesn’t know that the point of a “locker room” is that it is a room filled with lockers in which you can put your stuff so that no one f*cks with it. Bully pulled out Anderson’s passport (really, Ken! Anyone could walk into that room and steal your identity! That is horribly irresponsible. Haven’t you seen a single identity theft commercial on TV?!), but then put it back and took out Anderson’s phone. Apparently Ken is too dumb to set up a password for his phone, either, because Bully picks it right up and makes a long-distance call to Anderson’s house, promising Anderson’s wife that he will send Ken home to her “in a coffin” and telling her to say goodbye to his children for him. This whole thing with Anderson’s family is just not doing anything for me at all.
THE CAMERAMAN INTERVIEWS BOBBY ROODE- Roode says he flipped out in Dixie’s office, that he “can’t handle it anymore” and that “it has to come to an end.” He also says “it’s over” and that he needs to take some time to think things over. Apparently he is being kicked out of the arena on Dixie’s orders, and he seems accepting of this punishment. This was very well done, but I REALLY don’t want to see Roode turn babyface. He is BY FAR the strongest heel they have right now.
Taz and Tenay mention that Dixie apparently has an offer for MVP that she will present before the end of the shows… so once again, the big hyped up match isn’t really the main event.
CASKET MATCH: Bully Ray vs. Mr. Anderson- 6/10
Bully wore a Lieverpool Jersey in order to get cheap heat. This would be good under normal circumstances, but it just felt sooooo out of place with Bully’s current character. The match was decent. It got ten minutes, plus a commercial. They went at a very slow pace. Great finish, but not too much else. With just how “personal” TNA seems to want this feud to be, this really didn’t seem like a big enough blowoff.
During this match, Taz and Tenay spoil the fact that Dixie’s offer to MVP will be a buyout offer. Does anyone really think there is a chance in hell of MVP accepting this?
DIXIE OFFERS TO BUY MVP OUT- he refuses. Who could have seen that coming?
MVP counters by offering to but his shares of the company up against Dixie’s at Lethal Lockdown… so they are going to blow this off after LESS THAN A MONTH AND A HALF?!
Dixie refused the offer at first, but then it seemed like she accepted it, so I really have no idea whether the match was made or not. This was a horribly over-scripted segment with a horribly confusing result.
A terrible show from TNA. They have NO F*CKING IDEA how to hype matches. They didn’t even try. They just kept making a match and then announcing that that match would be next. They only went into the show with TWO matches announced, and one of those was an intergender match which Spike’s rules do not allow, so how it got booked was a mystery. They f*cked the Wolves debut up horrendously, wasted MVP’s debut, and failed at pretty much everything they tried. They feel the need to make absolutely everything on the show about MVP vs. Dixie, and as a result, it is suffocating everything else.
STUPID ANNOUNCER QUOTES:
1. Tenay mentions that Taz has called the Wolves “legit.”
As opposed to what? Some sort of fake wrestlers? Why the f*ck would you ever say something like this? It doesn’t help the Wolves and it just sh*ts on everyone else!
2. Taz notes that the beginning of MVP’s music “kind of had a Godzilla feel to it.”
In four and a half years in TNA, he has never once said that about Joe’s music, which ACTUALLY HAS THE GODZILLA THEME in the beginning of it.
3. “Professor” Tenay believes that Spud saying that he has “a bit of artful dodger” in him is a reference to a gang of some sort, rather than some osrt of reference to British wrestling.
Dixie’s stable came out and cut promos. Magnus was decent, but everything else was dull and boring. MVP and Joe came out and announced that Joe would get his title shot at Lockdown. If Joe is the “#1 Contender” then this would violate the 30 Days Rule. Then Gunner came out and announced that he would cash in his briefcase next week. Dixie then announces that Gunner will put the Feast or Fired Briefcase on the line tonight against EC III. MVP made EC III put his briefcase on the line in this match, too… then he made it a ladder match. So we are getting a VERY high stakes ladder match on free TV with no build at all. And I mean NO build, because Tenay told us that that match would be next. How Mike knew this, I have no idea.
MVP also called EC III “C-3PO.” That made me laugh.
LADDER MATCH FOR THE TAG TEAM TITLE AND WORLD TITLE FEAST OR FIRED BRIEFCASES: Gunner vs. Ethan Cater III- DUD! (it ended BY DQ!)
Mike Tenay needs to go. He is just so f*cking annoying. Gunner hit what was clearly a simple powerbomb, but Mike had to call it a “powerbomb-type move.” He also thought that this match was a great time to plug a “Twitter War” between MVP and Dixie.
So when he made this match, MVP had said that Dixie’s people had better not interfere, or else. Magnus, of course, did interfere. James Storm came out to make the save and cleared the heels out of the ring. Gunner and Storm just stand around, and I start screaming “CLIMB THE F*CKING LADDER, YOU MORON!” at my TV. Well apparently the reason he wasn’t doing so was that, as MVP told us, this match had been “thrown out.” In other words, THEY HAD A DISQUALIFICATION IN THE MIDDLE OF A F*CKING LADDER MATCH! Putting the stupidity of that concept aside for the moment, I will also say that if that is the case RING THE F*CKING BELL AND HAVE CHRISTY ANNOUNCE IT TO US SO THAT WE KNOW WHAT HAS HAPPENED! It’s not that hard!
MVP then restarts the match as a tag team match, pitting Magnus and EC III against Storm and Gunner with the same stips. Or at least I think he did. When he was announcing it, he never actually said it was a tag team match. When we got back from commercial, Tenay clarified for us that indeed it was now a tag team match, so we have…
LADDER MATCH FOR THE TAG TEAM TITLE AND WORLD TITLE FEAST OR FIRED BRIEFCASES: James Storm & Gunner vs. Ethan Carter III & Magnus- 0.5/10
So the heels beat the sh*t out of the babyfaces. They are then about to win, but get into a stupid argument about who should climb the ladder to get the win. This stupid argument allows the babyfaces to get the win. The problem is that heels look like idiots for arguing over something that doesn’t matter at all, and the babyfaces look even worse because they got their asses kicked so badly that they only won because the heels couldn’t get along with each other.
ANDERSON PROMO- he says that tonight ‘s casket match is about family because he has one and Bully doesn’t, then shows me a picture of his newborn twins. This angle has been so terrible that I don’t care.
ZEMA BRO-MANS, & SPUD BACKSTAGE- good. Then MVP showed up. Apparently this arena only has one fancy VIP suite, so he and Dixie have to share. Spud mentions something about “the interests of fairness” (because they can’t resist ripping off the WWE), so MVP says it would be fair to strip Bro-Mans of the tag titles. HOW IN THE HELL WOULD THAT BE FAIR?!
Then MVP books Bro-Mans & Zema against the Wolves and a mystery partner… and apparently that match is next. A few problems here:
1) Why would you not build the Wolves’ in-ring debuts up at all? Tenay tried to tell us it was a “special moment,” but because of how sudden and random it was and the total lack of hype, it didn’t feel like anything other than a regular tag team match.
2) What is the purpose of assigning a mystery partner if we are going to find out who it is three minutes, anyway?
3) Why would you give the Wolves a partner of any sort? All that does is divert the attention from where it should be: The Wolves.
They also revealed that there was a deal in place between EC III and Bro-Mans that EC III would not cash in his tag team title shot for a very long time. Upon learning of this, Mike Tenay just dismisses this act of unethical collusion by saying the equivalent of “well… that deal isn’t in place anymore.” When something similar happened in ROH, they played it off as if it was a HUGE scandal. In TNA, the babyface announcer doesn’t even bat an eyelash at unethical behavior.
ZEMA ION & THE BRO-MANS vs. THE WOLVES & SAMOA JOE- 5.25/10... but a total creative failure.
In this, the Wolves in-ring debut, they decide not to highlight the Wolves tag team work, but rather… JOE is the one who gets the hot tag and the win. THESE PEOPLE ARE F*CKING IDIOTS!
VELVET PLEADS WITH DIXIE- F*CKING IDIOTIC!
1) Despite knowing about this match for a week, Velvet Sky decided to wait until HALF WAY THROUGH THE SHOW THE MATCH IS SUPPOSED TO TAKE PLACE ON to try to get out of it.
2) Despite the myriad times we have been told that man-on-women violence is not allowed on Spike TV (it was actually AN IMPORTANT PART OF AN ANGLE AT ONE POINT!), Dixie does nothing to prevent this match. I guess she doesn’t care if they get in trouble with their TV network. Also, how the hell did this even get officially booked in the first place?
3) Velvet’s logic completely fails. She asks Dixie to cancel the match because Dixie “has always been a strong proponent of the Knockouts.” If she is a strong proponent of the Knockouts, would she WANT to see them take that next step and break down the gender barrier and start competing against male wrestlers?
4) MVP is all outraged because this match will be “a man vs. a woman.” Tell me, MVP. What is wrong with that? Are you suggesting that women are somehow inherently weaker or less physically capable or perhaps not smart enough to compete against men? Because that’s what it sounds like here. And yet, I can’t help but think that if the match were Awesome Kong against Amazing Red, no one would bad an eyelash.
If the problem is one of a size mismatch, just say so (though that is its own can of worms). If the problem is one of gender, then you need to address it in a way that isn’t sexist. The “Spike TV won’t allow it” thing actually does a fantastic job of this, but TNA decides not to use that because they are stupid.
Anyhow, you would think that, with his big objection here, MVP would actually DO SOMETHING about this match which he sees as unfair along gender lines, which is a major issue in society and booking it would certainly get TNA a lot of bad press… But no. Instead, this results in MVP saying that he isn’t a wrestler anymore… then point out that Spud is a wrestler… then booking himself against Spud… and that he will call the director’s truck to make sure that match will be next. So they are also giving away MVP’s in-ring debut in a bullsh*t match with almost no build.
WHAT THE F*CK?!
So you know how MVP, the new investor with equal power to Dixie, just said he would call the director’s truck and make sure that his match with Spud was next? Well apparently MVP has the power to hire and fire people and make matches, does not have the power to control the order of the card because the next thing on the show was…
ABYSS SPEAKS- He says that he never wanted this to happen, and calls EY out to speak with him. EY comes out and the first words he says are “I was just trying to help.”
Oh. You were just trying to “help?” Well let’s look at the end result of your help: “You took a nice, happy go-lucky lawyer and, against his desires, turned him into a psychopathic killing machine which you have now unleashed on the world. I think I speak for everyone when I say “thanks for the ‘help,’ asshole!
Joseph/Abyss was actually really awesome here. He says he doesn’t want to be Abyss anymore. EY offers to help, but Joseph says he doesn’t want EY’s help. He says that he needs to go away and fix EY’s mistake. He says he needs to find someone who truly understands him. So the big pay-off to Abyss returning is… Abyss going away again. Way to go, TNA!
CHRISTY HEMME & SAM SHAW BACKSTAGE- very good
ROCKSTAR SPUD vs. MVP- an entirely pointless squash that gains you nothing.
Taz describes MVP’s finisher as a “gang-style kick.” This would be the same MVP who has spent most of his adult life trying to DISTANCE HIMSELF from the gang lifestyle that he led in his childhood.
ROODE LOOKS FOR DIXIE BACKSTAGE- this happened last week. Snore.
WILLOW THE WISP VIDEO PACKAGE- WHY?! Just… WHY?! Jeff Hardy is one of the (if not THE) most over wrestlers on TNA’s roster. They could have him be his established, over self… or they could have him be a lunatic in a weird mask with a stupid name. TNA chooses the latter. That is really all you need to know to understand why this company is in such a sh*tty place right now.
DIXIE & ROODE BACKSTAGE- okay.
Dixie is calling someone for help. I assume that this will lead to something big. Roode interrupts her, saying she owes him a title shot and calls her a sore loser. Dixie refuses to give him a title shot. Roode warns Dixie that she doesn’t want him as her enemy.
CHRIS SABIN vs. VELVET SKY-
Sabin made fun of Velvet’s entrance by pretty much dry-humping the ropes. That was funny. Remember how MVP was clearly not okay with this match going down. Well to stop it, he… DID NOTHING! Your babyface, ladies and gentlemen: See an unfair match and a damsel in distress… and not lifting a f*cking finger.
Sabin yells at Velvet a lot and offers her the first shot. She kicks him in the knee. For some reason, the ref didn’t even ring the bell. Sabin yells at her some more, so she kicks him in the nuts… but he has a cup on, which he takes off and proudly holds up, bragging to everyone about how he outsmarted Velvet… so while he is holding the cup up and showing it off, she runs over and gives him a low blow.
I really don’t know how to rate this segment. It was fantastic (for the most part, the kick to the knee was dumb. They should have gone straight for the nut shot), with the heel definitely getting just comeuppance… but from a point of view of the company as a whole, it should never have happened and the company (and our new babyface authority figure) look like idiots and hypocrites for letting it happen in the first place.
Wait… sh*t. I spoke too soon.
Velvet starts pounding on Sabin, which was really unnecessary. It just takes away from the nut shot. Less is more. Then Alpha Female shows up (Taz and Tenay have no idea who she is, so I guess she just jumped the guardrail and no one tried to stop her) and beat Velvet up. She put he in the Masterlock, then Sabin pinned Velvet and Alpha Female counted the three (the idiot ref went down to count it, too… in a match that never even officially started. The individual components were all good, but they blew threw about six week’s worth of angles in five minutes. WHY?!
BULLY RAY GOES THROUGH ANDERSON’S STUFF BACKSTAGE- Apparently Anderson doesn’t know that the point of a “locker room” is that it is a room filled with lockers in which you can put your stuff so that no one f*cks with it. Bully pulled out Anderson’s passport (really, Ken! Anyone could walk into that room and steal your identity! That is horribly irresponsible. Haven’t you seen a single identity theft commercial on TV?!), but then put it back and took out Anderson’s phone. Apparently Ken is too dumb to set up a password for his phone, either, because Bully picks it right up and makes a long-distance call to Anderson’s house, promising Anderson’s wife that he will send Ken home to her “in a coffin” and telling her to say goodbye to his children for him. This whole thing with Anderson’s family is just not doing anything for me at all.
THE CAMERAMAN INTERVIEWS BOBBY ROODE- Roode says he flipped out in Dixie’s office, that he “can’t handle it anymore” and that “it has to come to an end.” He also says “it’s over” and that he needs to take some time to think things over. Apparently he is being kicked out of the arena on Dixie’s orders, and he seems accepting of this punishment. This was very well done, but I REALLY don’t want to see Roode turn babyface. He is BY FAR the strongest heel they have right now.
Taz and Tenay mention that Dixie apparently has an offer for MVP that she will present before the end of the shows… so once again, the big hyped up match isn’t really the main event.
CASKET MATCH: Bully Ray vs. Mr. Anderson- 6/10
Bully wore a Lieverpool Jersey in order to get cheap heat. This would be good under normal circumstances, but it just felt sooooo out of place with Bully’s current character. The match was decent. It got ten minutes, plus a commercial. They went at a very slow pace. Great finish, but not too much else. With just how “personal” TNA seems to want this feud to be, this really didn’t seem like a big enough blowoff.
During this match, Taz and Tenay spoil the fact that Dixie’s offer to MVP will be a buyout offer. Does anyone really think there is a chance in hell of MVP accepting this?
DIXIE OFFERS TO BUY MVP OUT- he refuses. Who could have seen that coming?
MVP counters by offering to but his shares of the company up against Dixie’s at Lethal Lockdown… so they are going to blow this off after LESS THAN A MONTH AND A HALF?!
Dixie refused the offer at first, but then it seemed like she accepted it, so I really have no idea whether the match was made or not. This was a horribly over-scripted segment with a horribly confusing result.
A terrible show from TNA. They have NO F*CKING IDEA how to hype matches. They didn’t even try. They just kept making a match and then announcing that that match would be next. They only went into the show with TWO matches announced, and one of those was an intergender match which Spike’s rules do not allow, so how it got booked was a mystery. They f*cked the Wolves debut up horrendously, wasted MVP’s debut, and failed at pretty much everything they tried. They feel the need to make absolutely everything on the show about MVP vs. Dixie, and as a result, it is suffocating everything else.
STUPID ANNOUNCER QUOTES:
1. Tenay mentions that Taz has called the Wolves “legit.”
As opposed to what? Some sort of fake wrestlers? Why the f*ck would you ever say something like this? It doesn’t help the Wolves and it just sh*ts on everyone else!
2. Taz notes that the beginning of MVP’s music “kind of had a Godzilla feel to it.”
In four and a half years in TNA, he has never once said that about Joe’s music, which ACTUALLY HAS THE GODZILLA THEME in the beginning of it.
3. “Professor” Tenay believes that Spud saying that he has “a bit of artful dodger” in him is a reference to a gang of some sort, rather than some osrt of reference to British wrestling.