BRM Reviews the 1/29/2014 NXT
Posted: Feb 13th, '14, 12:52
THE ASCENSION vs. TWO MORE JOBBERS- DUD!
I am so f*cking sick and tired of Ascension squash matches that I am going ot be giving them all duds from now on.
SYLVESTER LEFORT MEETS CAL BISHOP BACKSTAGE-
Lefort say that he won't sign Bishop because of his ugly cauliflowered ears, which he got from being such a great amateur wrestler.
COREY GRAVES PROMO- good
COREY GRAVES vs. CAMACHO- squash.
Sorry, Regal. I cannot take a grown man who rides to the ring on what appears to be a gold-covered child's bicycle seriously. Getting squashed here didn't help, either.
ANTONIO CESARO PROMO- decent
SYLVESTER LEFORT MEETS SAWYER FULTON- that was weird.
BAILEY (w/Natalya) vs. SASHA BANKS (w/Summer Rae & Charlotte)- 3/10
COLIN CASSIDY vs. TYLER BREEZE- no rating.
WAY too much gaga in the beginning. When they finally start to wrestle, Big Cass gets the advantage until Aiden English shows up on the TitanTron and presumably goes to beat up the wheelchair-bound Enzo Amore, leading to Colin getting distracted and Breeze getting the win.
COLIN CADDIY & ENZO AMORE BACKSTAGE- It turns out Adien only threaten Enzo. Colin& Enzo are AWESOME together.
THE MIZ vs. CJ PARKER- 3/10
SAMI ZAYN RPROMO- he wants Cesaro to say no to him face-to-face. Didn't this already happen?
SYLVESTER LEFORT INTERVIEWS MASON RYAN- Ryan says he will work for Lefort... if Lefort can beat him in a match next week!
ADRIAN NEVILLE & BO DALLAS CONTRACT SIGNING- not much of a contract signing. Bo seemed a lot more overtly heelish and menacing than he ever has before.
BO DALLAS vs. DANNY BURCH- squash.
Afte rthe match, Bo goes to sign the contract, but floors Neville with a sucker punch. Neville got up and dove on Bo from behind. They then rolled around and had what is pretty much a male catfight.
Overaqll, a bad show from NXT. It was pretty much all short matches and squsashes.
I am so f*cking sick and tired of Ascension squash matches that I am going ot be giving them all duds from now on.
SYLVESTER LEFORT MEETS CAL BISHOP BACKSTAGE-
Lefort say that he won't sign Bishop because of his ugly cauliflowered ears, which he got from being such a great amateur wrestler.
COREY GRAVES PROMO- good
COREY GRAVES vs. CAMACHO- squash.
Sorry, Regal. I cannot take a grown man who rides to the ring on what appears to be a gold-covered child's bicycle seriously. Getting squashed here didn't help, either.
ANTONIO CESARO PROMO- decent
SYLVESTER LEFORT MEETS SAWYER FULTON- that was weird.
BAILEY (w/Natalya) vs. SASHA BANKS (w/Summer Rae & Charlotte)- 3/10
COLIN CASSIDY vs. TYLER BREEZE- no rating.
WAY too much gaga in the beginning. When they finally start to wrestle, Big Cass gets the advantage until Aiden English shows up on the TitanTron and presumably goes to beat up the wheelchair-bound Enzo Amore, leading to Colin getting distracted and Breeze getting the win.
COLIN CADDIY & ENZO AMORE BACKSTAGE- It turns out Adien only threaten Enzo. Colin& Enzo are AWESOME together.
THE MIZ vs. CJ PARKER- 3/10
SAMI ZAYN RPROMO- he wants Cesaro to say no to him face-to-face. Didn't this already happen?
SYLVESTER LEFORT INTERVIEWS MASON RYAN- Ryan says he will work for Lefort... if Lefort can beat him in a match next week!
ADRIAN NEVILLE & BO DALLAS CONTRACT SIGNING- not much of a contract signing. Bo seemed a lot more overtly heelish and menacing than he ever has before.
BO DALLAS vs. DANNY BURCH- squash.
Afte rthe match, Bo goes to sign the contract, but floors Neville with a sucker punch. Neville got up and dove on Bo from behind. They then rolled around and had what is pretty much a male catfight.
Overaqll, a bad show from NXT. It was pretty much all short matches and squsashes.