As some of you might remember, I used to do this column where I took wrestler's Tweets and made my commentary. It was a good time (for me anyway), but two kids later and the mess of retweets and crap that my Twitter has evolved into has rendered TGIF into a full blown project.

My solution is this. An ongoing thread where we can share our favorite findings on the Twitter Machine for the moment. Cero added this nifty button at the top (tweet) that makes sharing Twitter posts easier than ever.

1. Find the post you'd like to share and click the time the post was made (top right, for example "1h")
2. This will open the Tweet in a new window. From the address bar, copy the string of numbers at the end of the address.
3. Paste them here inbetween the [tweet][/tweet] command.
4. Post, comment, discuss!

Just a few from the parody accounts to get us started...
...and because this wouldn't be complete without...
There ya go. Have fun, I'm off to shine in my purpose.

cool, here is scott hall doing a duck face

#WashRag. ;)

1-800-Bella joke was hilarious.

it took a tweet to freeze hell over

Ok, ok, ok... I still don't see what's so great about Big E Langston, but I'll give credit where credit is due. Since following him on Twitter the dude is growing on me... I like the mental image of Kaitlyn throwing rocks at houses.

That's not your workout Titus! It's Abe Washington creepin' 'round the bushes! You should be punching it!!!

Big E is gooooold on twitter, his convos with AJ and Ziggler used to be great!

So, Val Venis is now (or maybe always was) Right Wing, and going by "Kaptain Kannabis". It would seem he's trying to appeal to Zeb Coulter AND Jack Swagger! Shelton shoots down any hope of a WGTT reunion, and also hated his WWE Theme Music. I don't remember it, was it really that bad? I mean, I'm sure it was, I just don't remember it. We've discussed on here a few times how the black guys always get the crap music.
I'm not sure how I came across the Hacksaw! account, but I'm glad I did. It possibly used to be the Swagger Soaring Eagle account, the humor is similar...
Where do Whistle Stomps fit in? Titus? What should we be Whistle Stomping?

It takes a lot to follow a Titus O'Neal tweet. But, apparently Dixie Carter decided to have a Q&A after promoting Eric Bischoff to head of creative... That image is DEFINITELY worth a click...

Bob-O wrote:

Best. Tweet. Ever.

OMG... #askdixie doesn't stop!!!

I'm really pissed that people crapped all over the DIxie thing while good questions could have been asked, but that rellik question was gold

cero2k wrote:I'm really pissed that people crapped all over the DIxie thing while good questions could have been asked

This. If you want to be able to make fun of Dixie, the most tried and true way to do so is to ask her a serious and legitimate question about wrestling and she will invariably put her foot in her mouth.

Lance Storm being himself

Seems like Roman Reigns is about to get pinned for a 5 count

This almost makes me want to get a twitter account, just to follow Hacksaw Jim Duggan!

I don't know why this is so awesome...

saw this from some weeks back, and i marked out a bit of how awesome that would be