Tenay : Did your parents have any children that lived?
Suicide: Sir, yes, sir.
Tenay: I bet they regret that. You're so ugly you can be a modern art masterpiece! What's your name fat buddy?
Suicide: Sir, Leonard Lawrence, sir.
Tenay: Lawrence? Lawrence what... of Arabia?
Suicide: Sir, no, sir.
Tenay: That name sounds like royalty. Are you royalty?
Suicide: Sir, no, sir.
Tenay: Do you suck d*^ks?
Suicide: Sir, no, sir.
Tenay: Bull!#*@. I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose.
Suicide: Sir, no, sir.
Tenay: I don't like the name Lawrence, only &%$#@!& and sailors are called Lawrence. From now on you're Gomer Pyle.
Suicide: Sir, yes, sir.

TONIGHT ON TRUE HOLLYWOOD STORIES: SUICIDE

Suicide: I don't know what happened, i just couldn't stop eating!!

Suicide: ...I don't care. When you get in the ring with The Fallen Angel, you... I mean... er...
Tenay: ...
Suicide: ...

Tenay: Daniels why are you doing this?
Daniels/Suicide: I dont know......I just dont know. Looks away in shame.

Suicide: "............ and that was my first attempt at suicide... the second time I went to Tim White and asked for some tips..."

Tenay: "And do you think that's why you never suceeded...."

Suicide: "I hate my life"

Tenay: "Hey Chris....Umm...Frankie...No wait.... which one are you?"

Suicide: "My names Jacob"

Tenay: "...uhh who!?"

Suicide: "Love for Daniels, Love for Kazarian... but never any love for Jacob..."

Suicide - "Konitchiwa, Im am Curry Man King of Spices!!!!!"

Tenay - "Er...Chris, i think your Suicide tonight"

Suicide - "Well there goes my job!"

Suicide: When do I wrestle as Daniels again? Maybe after I win the ROH World title?