BRM Reviews the 2/18/2013 Raw
Posted: Feb 18th, '13, 22:17
OPENING SEGMENT- great
SHEAMUS, JERICHO, & RYBACK SEGMENT- great (although Jericho’s presence seemed kind of odd at first. Like he was just standing in for Cena).
SIN CARA vs. MARK HENRY- okay squash
THE AFTERMATH- horrible! Mark Henry kicked Khali’s ass last week. Why is he walking away from him here?
NO DISQUALIFICATIONS MATCH: Antonio Cesaro vs. The Miz- 4/10
It really didn’t feel like Cesaro’s knee took anywhere near enough damage for him to be tapping out.
ZEB COULTER PROMO- I’m not happy that they are making race/immigration issues into an angle, but I can’t deny that Coulter’s promo was great.
KANE, DRAGON, & OTON BACKSTAGE- decent segment.
VICKIE & HEYMAN BACKSTAGE- good
DOLPH ZIGGLER (w/AJ Lee & Big E. Langston) vs. ALBERTO DEL RIO (w/Ricardo Rodriguez)- 6.75/10
I HATE these freakin’ cash-in teases. Ricardo stealing the briefcase shouldn’t matter at all! It doesn’t matter who is holding the damn thing because everyone knows that the contract belongs to Ziggler!
BARRETT & SHEAMUS MOVIE SEGMENT- dumb. Sheamus just decides to be a dick for no reason.
KING & LAWLER PLUG THE NEW SPINNING ACTION FIGURES- grown men playing with action figures at their place of work. It works for Wash in Firely… not so much here.
PRIMO, EPICO, & ROSA MENDES vs. BRODUS CLAY, TENSAI & NAOMI (w/Cameron)- squash… but more importantly… Naomi Knight rocks!
ZEB COULTER’S STATE OF THE UNION- good
DANIEL BRYAN vs. JACK SWAGGER (w/Zeb Coulter)- 6.75/10
VICKIE NAMES BRAD MADDOX AS HER ASSISTANT- sure. Why not? And apparently Vince is going to fight Heyman next week.
THE SHIELD vs. CHRIS JERICHO, RYBACK, & SHEAMUS- 7.75/10
Just like last night’s match
KOFI KINGSTON vs. DAMIEN SANDOW-no rating. Eh segment.
I’m not a fan of Sandow making up historical figures. It is out of character for him to lie.
Did I miss something? Is there some reason that Truth is so pissed at Sandow?
KANE vs. RANDY ORTON- 6/10
This just didn’t feel like a main event. I am baffled as to why the Shield match wasn’t the main event instead of this.
ROCK PROMO- NO MORE SPINNER BELT! GIMMIE A HELL YEAH!...
Oh sh*t. I spoke too soon. The Rock poops on Cena’s vanity-belt… then reveals an almost as ugly vanity belt of his own.
The stuff with Cena & Punk was good, though.
Overall, a very good episode of Raw.
SHEAMUS, JERICHO, & RYBACK SEGMENT- great (although Jericho’s presence seemed kind of odd at first. Like he was just standing in for Cena).
SIN CARA vs. MARK HENRY- okay squash
THE AFTERMATH- horrible! Mark Henry kicked Khali’s ass last week. Why is he walking away from him here?
NO DISQUALIFICATIONS MATCH: Antonio Cesaro vs. The Miz- 4/10
It really didn’t feel like Cesaro’s knee took anywhere near enough damage for him to be tapping out.
ZEB COULTER PROMO- I’m not happy that they are making race/immigration issues into an angle, but I can’t deny that Coulter’s promo was great.
KANE, DRAGON, & OTON BACKSTAGE- decent segment.
VICKIE & HEYMAN BACKSTAGE- good
DOLPH ZIGGLER (w/AJ Lee & Big E. Langston) vs. ALBERTO DEL RIO (w/Ricardo Rodriguez)- 6.75/10
I HATE these freakin’ cash-in teases. Ricardo stealing the briefcase shouldn’t matter at all! It doesn’t matter who is holding the damn thing because everyone knows that the contract belongs to Ziggler!
BARRETT & SHEAMUS MOVIE SEGMENT- dumb. Sheamus just decides to be a dick for no reason.
KING & LAWLER PLUG THE NEW SPINNING ACTION FIGURES- grown men playing with action figures at their place of work. It works for Wash in Firely… not so much here.
PRIMO, EPICO, & ROSA MENDES vs. BRODUS CLAY, TENSAI & NAOMI (w/Cameron)- squash… but more importantly… Naomi Knight rocks!
ZEB COULTER’S STATE OF THE UNION- good
DANIEL BRYAN vs. JACK SWAGGER (w/Zeb Coulter)- 6.75/10
VICKIE NAMES BRAD MADDOX AS HER ASSISTANT- sure. Why not? And apparently Vince is going to fight Heyman next week.
THE SHIELD vs. CHRIS JERICHO, RYBACK, & SHEAMUS- 7.75/10
Just like last night’s match
KOFI KINGSTON vs. DAMIEN SANDOW-no rating. Eh segment.
I’m not a fan of Sandow making up historical figures. It is out of character for him to lie.
Did I miss something? Is there some reason that Truth is so pissed at Sandow?
KANE vs. RANDY ORTON- 6/10
This just didn’t feel like a main event. I am baffled as to why the Shield match wasn’t the main event instead of this.
ROCK PROMO- NO MORE SPINNER BELT! GIMMIE A HELL YEAH!...
Oh sh*t. I spoke too soon. The Rock poops on Cena’s vanity-belt… then reveals an almost as ugly vanity belt of his own.
The stuff with Cena & Punk was good, though.
Overall, a very good episode of Raw.