BRM Reviews the 2/4/2012 Raw
Posted: Feb 5th, '13, 16:56
CM PUNK PROMO- I really hate Punk being delusional, although his point about Vince being rich and vindictive enough to be able to frame Heyman was good. How awesome would it be if he had claimed that Vince brought in Lou E. Dangerously to frame Heyman?
Then Booker T comes out (apparently Vickie just decided to let Booker deal with this, which, IMO, is out of character for Vickie) and then do a Raw Active poll to decide Punk’s opponent tonight.
RANDY ORTON PROMO- good
RYBACK vs. ANONIO CESARO- 4/10
NO! Champions shouldn’t lose unless it is going to mean something I can’t see Ryback going after the US Title, so this match doesn’t mean anything! There is no reason for Cesaro to have been put in this spot.
REY PROMO- Bad. Just compare this to Orton’s. Both were basically “I beat Punk once before, and I can beat him again,” but while Orton talked about beating Punk on a big stage in this same city, Rey talked about the fact that he was only person to beat Punk with a specific set of stips when a) he is the only one to have ever had the opportunity to face Punk with those stips in places, and b) those stips aren’t actually in place tonight!
CENA & VICKIE BACKSTAGE- this felt way too scripted, especially Vickie’s part.
JERICHO PROMO- good
SANTINO MARELLA vs. JACK SWAGGER- AWESOME squash! Swagger was just freakin’ VICIOUS here!
ALBERTO DEL RIO vs. CODY RHODES- DUD!
This was over way too fast. It completely buried Cody. Normally I might not give something like this a dud, but what puts it over the top for me is that I’m pretty sure Del Rio just tried to start a “SI!” chant. Gimmick infringement is NOT COOL!
ALBERTO DEL RIO PROMO- okay. I like it when someone apologizes for being a jackass while they were a heel but he laid it on too think here at times. The stuff with Big Show was decent.
KANE & DRAGON BACKSTAGE- good
REY MYSTERIO JR vs. DANIEL BRYAN- 5/10
Short but good. Dragon getting a win is also important for some momentum going into Elimination Ch-MARK F*CKING HENRY IS BACK AND HE IS DESTROYING PEOPLE AGAIN! YES!
DRAGON & KANE BACKSTAGE AGAIN- Yeah, I’m really not a fan of Kane randomly being a douche.
BIG SHOW ORDERS ROOM SERVICE- so the whole point of this segment was so Big Show could use a clichéd joke? Why would you put this on the air?
SHEAMUS vs. KANE- 4/10
Dragon screws Kane, which I assume means we will be getting Dragon vs. Kane at Mania.
During this match we learned that Booker T has decided to put Kane in the Elimination Chamber match. After just one singles win and one tag team loss. Is THAT what impresses Booker? Really?
MIZ TV WITH PAUL HEYMAN- eh segment
Why is Heyman still employed? If Vince was going to fire Heyman (and he was) why hasn’t he fired Heyman at any point during this past week? Miz was really obnoxious here. The Vickie stuff was good and the Brock stuff was also good, but as a whole I really just didn’t enjoy this.
Bo Dallas’ smile is so damn goofy. It makes me want to punch him. If I had seen him smile before last month I would have used someone else in my fantasy booking instead.
WADE BARRETT vs. RANDY ORTON- 4.5/10
Too damn short! And I’m pretty sure Randy has now recently beaten both midcard champs.
CM PUNK vs. CHRIS JERICHO- 7.75/10
Best televised wrestling match so far this year.
BRUNO SAMMARTINO WILL BE INDUCTED INTO THE HOF- COOL BEANS!
MATT STRIKER INTERVIEWS CM PUNK- good
DEL RIO ATTACKS BIG SHOW IN HIS HOTEL ROOM- At least they came up with a kayfabe reason for there to be a camera in the hotel room this time. This was decent until Show got knocked out by just one swing of a fire extinguisher.
CLOSING SEGMENT- good. I liked Maddox trying to take credit for being the “hero” who exposed the Shield-Heyman connection. I also really liked the Shield being forced into a fair fight and retreating. The babyfaces get a win, but not a complete one.
Overall, an okay epsidoe of Raw. It had some good stuff on it, but it had a lot of matches featuring up-and-coming guys losing WAY too quickly.
Then Booker T comes out (apparently Vickie just decided to let Booker deal with this, which, IMO, is out of character for Vickie) and then do a Raw Active poll to decide Punk’s opponent tonight.
RANDY ORTON PROMO- good
RYBACK vs. ANONIO CESARO- 4/10
NO! Champions shouldn’t lose unless it is going to mean something I can’t see Ryback going after the US Title, so this match doesn’t mean anything! There is no reason for Cesaro to have been put in this spot.
REY PROMO- Bad. Just compare this to Orton’s. Both were basically “I beat Punk once before, and I can beat him again,” but while Orton talked about beating Punk on a big stage in this same city, Rey talked about the fact that he was only person to beat Punk with a specific set of stips when a) he is the only one to have ever had the opportunity to face Punk with those stips in places, and b) those stips aren’t actually in place tonight!
CENA & VICKIE BACKSTAGE- this felt way too scripted, especially Vickie’s part.
JERICHO PROMO- good
SANTINO MARELLA vs. JACK SWAGGER- AWESOME squash! Swagger was just freakin’ VICIOUS here!
ALBERTO DEL RIO vs. CODY RHODES- DUD!
This was over way too fast. It completely buried Cody. Normally I might not give something like this a dud, but what puts it over the top for me is that I’m pretty sure Del Rio just tried to start a “SI!” chant. Gimmick infringement is NOT COOL!
ALBERTO DEL RIO PROMO- okay. I like it when someone apologizes for being a jackass while they were a heel but he laid it on too think here at times. The stuff with Big Show was decent.
KANE & DRAGON BACKSTAGE- good
REY MYSTERIO JR vs. DANIEL BRYAN- 5/10
Short but good. Dragon getting a win is also important for some momentum going into Elimination Ch-MARK F*CKING HENRY IS BACK AND HE IS DESTROYING PEOPLE AGAIN! YES!
DRAGON & KANE BACKSTAGE AGAIN- Yeah, I’m really not a fan of Kane randomly being a douche.
BIG SHOW ORDERS ROOM SERVICE- so the whole point of this segment was so Big Show could use a clichéd joke? Why would you put this on the air?
SHEAMUS vs. KANE- 4/10
Dragon screws Kane, which I assume means we will be getting Dragon vs. Kane at Mania.
During this match we learned that Booker T has decided to put Kane in the Elimination Chamber match. After just one singles win and one tag team loss. Is THAT what impresses Booker? Really?
MIZ TV WITH PAUL HEYMAN- eh segment
Why is Heyman still employed? If Vince was going to fire Heyman (and he was) why hasn’t he fired Heyman at any point during this past week? Miz was really obnoxious here. The Vickie stuff was good and the Brock stuff was also good, but as a whole I really just didn’t enjoy this.
Bo Dallas’ smile is so damn goofy. It makes me want to punch him. If I had seen him smile before last month I would have used someone else in my fantasy booking instead.
WADE BARRETT vs. RANDY ORTON- 4.5/10
Too damn short! And I’m pretty sure Randy has now recently beaten both midcard champs.
CM PUNK vs. CHRIS JERICHO- 7.75/10
Best televised wrestling match so far this year.
BRUNO SAMMARTINO WILL BE INDUCTED INTO THE HOF- COOL BEANS!
MATT STRIKER INTERVIEWS CM PUNK- good
DEL RIO ATTACKS BIG SHOW IN HIS HOTEL ROOM- At least they came up with a kayfabe reason for there to be a camera in the hotel room this time. This was decent until Show got knocked out by just one swing of a fire extinguisher.
CLOSING SEGMENT- good. I liked Maddox trying to take credit for being the “hero” who exposed the Shield-Heyman connection. I also really liked the Shield being forced into a fair fight and retreating. The babyfaces get a win, but not a complete one.
Overall, an okay epsidoe of Raw. It had some good stuff on it, but it had a lot of matches featuring up-and-coming guys losing WAY too quickly.