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Orton Rant

Posted: Jan 30th, '11, 05:57
by Earth Child
Seeing as this is the place to either Blog, post a Column or Rant, I thought I'd share a little something with you guys.

Yes, it be a rant on Orton, but in particular, his selling.


If anyone saw RAW this week, they would have seen Orton take out A-Rye, Ziggler and Miz. But then Miz comes back in with a briefcase, and clocks Orton in the back of the knee with it.

Now any normal, and smart, wrestler, would sell this attack FOR MORE THAN 2 SECONDS!!!!

I don't care who the hell you are, you get hit in the back of the knee with a weapon, you fall down and sell!!

Not drop to one knee for a second then get right back up as if you weren't attacked and stare down the Miz then cue your music.

Even that doesn't make sense now that I think about it. Technically, Miz got the last word in so we should have heard "I CAME TO PLAY!" not "I HEAR VOICES"

This incident really was put the cherry on top of my dislike for Orton. I've honestly had enought of him not selling. He isn't Superman for goodness sake, or the Green Lantern and he is definably not The Martian Man Hunter.


I was having a discussion about this with my brother the other day and I said something than even shocked myself.

I said if Orton were to face Cena in a match, I would go for Cena.


I know right!!!


EC, cheering for Cena over another human being? Well that just shows you how much I dislike Orton now.

At least Cena is mildly entertaining.

If Orton is super anything, it would be super bland. To me, he is not entertaining, he is not a good wrestler (HE CAN'T SELL) and he is most certianly not attractive!


And that was EC's rant on Orton not selling. :) :YMPEACE:

Re: Orton Rant

Posted: Jan 30th, '11, 06:26
by Chris Everlast
So true.

Re: Orton Rant

Posted: Jan 30th, '11, 07:11
by Rabid619
I must say i agree. Orton no selling that briefcase was pretty stupid. Cena & Orton are friends, maybe Cena can teach him how to sell better.....

Re: Orton Rant

Posted: Jan 30th, '11, 12:03
by Big Red Machine
Not only do I agree, but i will take it a step further. Orton doesn't just sell poorly (if ever)... but it is extremely rare that anyone gets any offense in against him. "Super" Cena gets beaten down, then makes a comeback, like any good babyface, while Super Orton is rarely ever hit in the first place!

Re: Orton Rant

Posted: Jan 30th, '11, 12:08
by KILLdozer
what about being thrown thru the barricade

Re: Orton Rant

Posted: Jan 30th, '11, 12:09
by kirbs2002
Sack the bum! Sack the bum! Sack the bum!