Bob-O wrote: ↑Mar 24th, '19, 06:16

Yes it is hilarious.

I’d forgotten this

Kurt Angle with an excellent heel line:

Your Olympic Hero is scheduled to wrestle a match against the man they call the big red retard; not that I have anything against retarded people cause I don't. As a matter of fact, I have a lot of retarded fans out there that admire and respect your Olympic Hero, and I wish them well.

How to be a heel:

Bob-O wrote: ↑Mar 28th, '19, 06:45

Saber just has a three foot tall neck.

the day i retire, i also want a tshirt that says I suck.

Somebody on Reddit paid Big E $100 on Cameo to reenact the Steiner Math Promo.

https://www.cameo.com/v/-Ynet-Tus

However, as a true coniseur of comedy, I'll say that what made Steiner's go from hilariously bad to epic greatness, was through all the rambling Steiner's math was spot on. Big E's joke was botching the math, which kind of misses the point. Still a must watch, and I got a chuckle... mostly because somebody paid him $100 to do it...

Y'all know the famous Jim Cornette comment on Kevin Nash only having six moves ("and that's including the hair flip")?

Well I've come to the conclusion that Penta is the modern-day Kevin Nash: superkick, package piledriver, Canadian Destroyer, armbreak spot, dive, taunt.

Big Red Machine wrote: ↑Apr 5th, '19, 12:00 Y'all know the famous Jim Cornette comment on Kevin Nash only having six moves ("and that's including the hair flip")?

Well I've come to the conclusion that Penta is the modern-day Kevin Nash: superkick, package piledriver, Canadian Destroyer, armbreak spot, dive, taunt.

Who the hell is Penta?

You could include Lesnar in there as well.

German Suplex, F5, Shoulder ' em into the corner with shoulder thrusts, take off gloves, bounce around like a boxer, and Kimura.

Big Red Machine wrote: ↑Apr 5th, '19, 12:00 Y'all know the famous Jim Cornette comment on Kevin Nash only having six moves ("and that's including the hair flip")?

Well I've come to the conclusion that Penta is the modern-day Kevin Nash: superkick, package piledriver, Canadian Destroyer, armbreak spot, dive, taunt.

how dare you forget his chop!

cero2k wrote: ↑Apr 5th, '19, 12:59

Big Red Machine wrote: ↑Apr 5th, '19, 12:00 Y'all know the famous Jim Cornette comment on Kevin Nash only having six moves ("and that's including the hair flip")?

Well I've come to the conclusion that Penta is the modern-day Kevin Nash: superkick, package piledriver, Canadian Destroyer, armbreak spot, dive, taunt.

how dare you forget his chop!

Thought about it but wasn't sure if it counted. If Cornette could forget Nash's big boot then I can ignore Penta's chop.

cero2k wrote: ↑Apr 5th, '19, 13:13

This hurts me.

THIS IS WRESTLING clap clap clapclapclap

table spot from the invisible man vs invisible Stan