BRM Reviews the 2/7/2014 Smackdown

[Big Red Machine]

OPENING SEGMENT- good stuff between Kane and Dragon, and we get Dragon vs, Cesaro for our main event!

DOLPH ZIGGLER & KOFI KINGSTON vs. THE SHIELD (Dean Ambrose & Roman Reigns)- 6/10
Rollins was on commentary and tried to convince everyone that The Shield was getting along fine. Unfortunately for Rollins,this didn't prove to be quite the case. Whoever thought it was a good idea to have Rollins be the one to not wrestle in his home area should be flogged. We got some very loud "WE WANT ROLLINS!" chants.

BRAY WYATT PROMO- F*CKING AWESOME!... but it has now been two weeks, and we have not heard a single peep about why they attacked Cena at the Royal Rumble.

SHEAMUS vs. RYBACK (w/Curtis Axel)-5.75/10
RYBACK DID A DIVING SPLASH!

RENEE YOUNG INTERVIEWS ALBERTO DEL RIO- decent promo by Del Rio.

DANIEL BRYAN vs. ANTONIO CESARO (w/Zeb Coulter & Jack Swagger)-6.75/10
After the match, Kane came out, distracting Dragon so that Cesaro could attack him behind and give him the Neutralizer. Kane then gave Dragon a chokeslam.

ORTON PROMO- good

RUSEV PROMO- why is this man not squashing people on my TV yet?

NIKKI BELLA (w/Brie Bella) vs. AJ LEE (w/Tamina Snuka)- 1.25/10

RENEE YOUNG INTERVIEWS TITUS O’NEIL- Titus cuts a good promo, then gets jumped by Darren Young. Good stuff. Renee Young was F*CKING EPIC during Titus’ promo. When Titus said that Darren Young had a great hairdo, Renee’s eyes got dreamy and she looked off into space and smiled and nodded her head, as if to say “yeah. He does have a nice hairdo.” Then when Titus wanted her to smell him, she got this fantastic look of polite disgust on her face. Totally awesome!

GOLDUST (w/Cody Rhodes) vs. BRAY WYATT (w/the Wyatt Family)- 4/10

SHIELD PROMO- pretty good

RANDY ORTON vs. CHRISTIAN- 6.25/10

Overall, a decent Smackdown