BRM Reviews the 10/27/2011 Impact

[Big Red Machine]

OPENING SEGMENT- Great

DANIELS PROMO- Grrr… I don’t like Daniels being delusional. It doesn’t fit with what happened on the PPV. They should have just had Daniels say “Yeah, AJ won the match… but I was the one standing tall at the end of the night. I outsmarted him!”

CHRISTOPHER DANIELS vs. ROB VAN DAM- 5.25/10.

GAIL KIM PROMO- bad. This is the same sh*t we got with Kurt Angle and with Jerry Lynn. “Heel X opened my eyes and made me realize that they are the person with my best interests at heart. Furthermore… is Gail a moron? Has she been watching TV or talking to anyone at all? She thinks that she is going to be the center of attention in a group with both Karen Jarrett and Madison Rayne?

TARA vs. GAIL KIM (w/Karen Jarrett, Madison Rayne, & Traci Brooks)- 4/10. Is she still really using Eat Defeat as a finisher? Uch.

JEFF HARDY PROMO- good

TNA TV TITLE MATCH: Eric Young(c) vs. Robbie E. (w/Rob Terry)- 1.25/10. Robbie E. got NO OFFENSE IN AT ALL… ON A COMEDY WRESTLER! WTF?! Then the heels beat EY up, showing that this feud hasn’t progressed at all in a whole month.

EY PROMO- oh dear G-d… and it leads to THAT? How could this get any worse?

DANIELS & KAZ BACKSTAGE- good

BULLY RAY PROMO- Awesome

BISCHOFF AND HIS KID- Don’t care.

FLAIR RUNS HIS MOUTH ON BISCHOFF’S KID- I will admit that I feel sorry for the kid, but I don’t care about the angle at all. I just want this crap to stop. I skipped over the point of kayfabe caring, I actually don’t want to see this sh*t on my wrestling show.

JEFF HARDY vs. BULLY RAY- 6.25/10 Good showing for Jeff. Great aftermath, too.

#1 CONTENDERSHIP MATCH: Samoa Joe vs. Bobby Roode- 5.5/10. Just six minutes? WTF?... oh. Right. Because we wouldn’t want to run out of time for this crap with Bischoff and his kid. I guess that is how much “wrestling matters” to TNA.

BISCHOFF, HIS KID, & RIC FLAIR- Crap.

This episode of Impact wasn’t as bad as last week, but it was still crappy.

STUPID ANNOUNCER QUOTES:
1. Tenay blames Immortal losing control of TNA on Garrett Bischoff because he was the ref who rang the bell. Doesn’t Hogan at least deserve some blame for… you know… LOSING THE MATCH?